The WAY too early June Presidential Debate thread

[BamaATL 16593]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Who’s doing a line right know, Trump or Biden ?

David Zaslav

[YGIFS 19450]

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

The networks covering this like it's Bush/Clinton or Obama/Romney is seriously rage inducing. They still, after all this time, have no idea what to do with Trump. 

You know, I get that legacy media is still wading through uncharted waters.  But if after 9 years, you can't figure out how to monetize Trump...you're not going to.  You're not gonna focus group your way into shareholder wealth and prestige after this much time.  You just pivot on your own dicks and fuck up democracy in real time.  I'd rather you just be shallow, transparent, and rich than continue this nearly decade-long charade.  You don't get why he's a thing, we don't get why he's a thing, he brought out 25mm voters that live and work at Dollar General and they're not really buying a lot of ad space within your sphere of influence.  I get it.  But eventually, just cut the losses and move the fuck on.  Even MSNBC is like "Yeah, we're just gonna have Maddow teach about the Sykes-Picot act and it's ramifications on contemporary relations with Israel and Kamala Harris.  Y'all figure the rest of it the fuck out."  For god's sake, even the NY Post is throwing in the towel, "Yeah, old weird dude versus other old weird dude we used to cover back in the day.  Meanwhile, there's a Perv in Queens!"  

[Dnaguy 11943]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Who’s doing a line right know, Trump or Biden ?

 

 

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Who’s doing a line right know, Trump or Biden ?

 

 

[Dnaguy 11943]

[Bozo_Casanova 26444]

Right now the bartender is taking a vote: the debate or cailou. There’s a real question of election integrity as the bartender displays a strong pro-Cailou bias. Some finance bros are at the bend of the horseshoe and one of them is talking about the time his MD “scooped his dick” at a function. 
He voted for the debate. His friends joined a majority of the ladies and the solo dancer to support Cailou. She just put “I drove all night” on the juke box. 
Cailou it is!
 

I count myself lucky.

[TexArcher 37774]

Hope Joe's done all the coke tonight.

[Dnaguy 11943]

Anyone else coke posting too???!?!!!

 

[Neonmoon 38129]

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Anyone else coke posting too???!?!!!

This is still Surly right?

[Beantown Express 2.0 6559]

24 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Where do you live? The commercials are regional. I visited grapevine once and the commercials there are nothing but maga propaganda.

DFW

[Dnaguy 11943]

I think I’m going to watch the debate AND look at NSFW stuff on Reddit…. I feel like that might make this better 

r/breedingmaterial is legit

[Anastasis 23469]

First question should be about the USMNT. 

[GenXer 2850]

Watching from the north magaplex

[atomheartbevo 89648]

Trump looked like he was hit by tranquilizer.  Good move by his staff.

Biden sounds hoarse.

Edited June 28 by atomheartbevo

[Anastasis 23469]

God this is horrible already. 

[Ghost of LL 15531]

Jesus Christ, they both look ancient.

[Bozo_Casanova 26444]

5 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

This is still Surly right?

SurlyCailou, yes

[Firemans4Horn 18046]

Jesus Christ. Both of them look ancient. 

[SimonBolivar 10958]

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

First question should be about the USMNT. 

Maybe I'm for presidential immunity for crimes committed in office after all 

[atomheartbevo 89648]

Just now, Ghost of LL said:

Jesus Christ, they both look ancient.

Welcome to 4K.

[Pancho 44757]

55 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Is Joy Reid sick? 

No she’s Black

[WhatTheBuck 28776]

Scranton! Drink!

[Anastasis 23469]

Not sure Biden is gonna make it to the end tonight. Very low energy. 

[NAVY 6740]

I’m not going to make it long 

[SimonBolivar 10958]

Biden going with the "Hey my voice is off today" tactic, great move and especially good on annual review day 

Edited June 28 by SimonBolivar

[TexArcher 37774]

Aw, fuck 

[Firemans4Horn 18046]

Biden’s voice is terrible at the start. What is going on?

[GenXer 2850]

Two corpses

[Beantown Express 2.0 6559]

Biden sounds terrible.  That’s all I got.

[SimonBolivar 10958]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Biden’s voice is terrible at the start. What is going on?

Almost like he's old as fuck

[Ghost of LL 15531]

The mics are really low.

[atomheartbevo 89648]

Trump comes out lying, LOL

[Dnaguy 11943]

[tx 3 putt 76905]

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Jesus Christ. Both of them look ancient. 

all of this

 

[Incredulity 11664]

Who’s stipulation was no audience?

[Wally Pryor 5261]

Unbridled embarrassment all around. 

Dear lord. 

[hayden_horn 11362]

"the likes of which" 

[cabowabo 4484]

Yikes…..lol. 

[Anastasis 23469]

This is gonna be the only debate. Enjoy it. 

[hayden_horn 11362]

1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:

The mics are really low.

So is the energy

Woof

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2029]

Shitty start all around 

[BamaATL 16593]

So a tariff won't apparently drive higher prices? 

[LonghornSean 3994]

Trump spouts non-stop bullshit but the relative strength of his voice is noticeable.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13510]

Just now, BamaATL said:

So a tariff won't apparently drive higher prices? 

Mexico will pay for all of the tariffs.

[Neonmoon 38129]

2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

"the likes of which" 

Drink!

[SimonBolivar 10958]

Biden could literally not look worse visually. Really going to be fun t9 have a 2nd Trump presidency where we are all murdered.

[atomheartbevo 89648]

Holy shit, Trump still doesn’t understood who ends up paying for tariffs, like it’s magically going to be paid by the countries and not the consumers.

[GenXer 2850]

Tariffs are paid by China

[hayden_horn 11362]

Just now, LonghornSean said:

Trump spouts non-stop bullshit but the relative strength of his voice is noticeable.

not just the voice

the confidence amd energy is there. nothing for biden

[Chuckie Finster 22694]

Biden ain’t gonna win over any tuned out voters sounding like this.

[MissingInAction 25036]

Jfc Biden is going straight crypt keeper.