The WAY too early June Presidential Debate thread

[Macklemore 2870]

1 minute ago, HRSchenker said:

I thought they said 90 minutes. Why are we not doing closing statements? 

Commercials. The enshittification of the Presidential debates is complete.

[Baconboy 135]

The clear loser in tonight’s debate is the American public.

[burntorangebongos 10681]

What did they do to Joe's face? Is he shot up with Botox? He is super nasily and whispery....they should have tried to fix that some, it would have helped. I can hear Trump but not Joe. 

[Hefeweizen 5307]

This is a national embarrassment worse than the USNT losing to Panama.

[Party_Taco 3674]

The clear loser in tonight’s debate is the American public.

And, potentially, western democracy and American hegemony…

[Bozo_Casanova 26310]

4 minutes ago, Baconboy said:

The clear loser in tonight’s debate is the American public.

You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?

 

Edited June 28 by Bozo_Casanova

[washparkhorn 9935]

[David Dennison 18662]

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Commercials. The enshittification of the Presidential debates is complete.

This is entertainment. It's a TV show. What do you expect?

[TexArcher 37535]

Just now, Hefeweizen said:

This is a national embarrassment worse than the USNT losing to Panama.

TOO SOON

[Dnaguy 11778]

7 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

The Grail doesn't work beyond the great seal.

 

[Red Five 40686]

Nailing the closing Joe. 

[troph 24577]

Trump in closing statement will say Biden is destroying the country more than 8 times.

he will say he’s the greatest more than 8 times in some form or fashion. 

And that will be the end of the debate.

FML

[Chuckie Finster 22602]

 

 

[Hefeweizen 5307]

Just now, TexArcher said:

TOO SOON

Alexi Lalas should run third party.

[cabowabo 4453]

Lead pipes??? Really??

[Hefeweizen 5307]

Just now, Red Five said:

Nailing the closing Joe. 

Not exactly.  He’s sounding like he is 200.

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2011]

Just now, troph said:

Trump in closing statement will say Biden is destroying the country more than 8 times.

he will say he’s the greatest more than 8 times in some form or fashion. 

And that will be the end of the debate.

FML

Probably do more “scary brown people”

[Party_Taco 3674]

Trump in closing statement will say Biden is destroying the country more than 8 times.
he will say he’s the greatest more than 8 times in some form or fashion. 
And that will be the end of the debate.
FML

Letting Trump go last was so dumb…

[Red Five 40686]

Hey. Maybe mention the whole selling nuclear secrets out of his house thing. 

Oh damn! He's done. Must have forgotten. 

[Anastasis 23401]

1 minute ago, Hefeweizen said:

This is a national embarrassment worse than the USNT losing to Panama.

These guys are worse than our GKs. 

[Dnaguy 11778]

Just now, Red Five said:

Nailing the closing Joe. 

[David Dennison 18662]

Just now, Hefeweizen said:

Not exactly.  He’s sounding like he is 200.

He sounds like he's 81.

[Macklemore 2870]

Biden needed a strong finish. That didn't happen. LOL.

[hayden_horn 11360]

Just now, Red Five said:

Hey. Maybe mention the whole selling nuclear secrets out of his house thing. 

Oh damn! He's done. Must have forgotten. 

problem is when you have so much material it is hard to even hit the high points

[WhatTheBuck 28719]

7 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

This is fucking pathetic.  Trump is awful but Biden should not be running.

But he is so grow up and vote to keep Trump the fuck out of power. 

[GenXer 2788]

PSA:  we are living in hell.

actually true, my back porch was 105 degrees today

[Hefeweizen 5307]

We’re living in hell right now.  Fucking A&M almost won a national championship.

[troph 24577]

Just now, Party_Taco said:

Letting Trump go last was so dumb…

Again legitimizes him when he should be completely delegitimized. We are so fucked.

[Neonmoon 38127]

3 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

This is a national embarrassment worse than the USNT losing to Panama.

WTF man? That’s uncalled for 

[Anastasis 23401]

Man. Would have been a blast to have RFK on the stage. 

[Hefeweizen 5307]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

He sounds like he's 81.

My dad is 84 and way more coherent.

[Dnaguy 11778]

What the fuck is trump talking about?

[David Dennison 18662]

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

But he is so grow up and vote to keep Trump the fuck out of power. 

Right? It's not rocket surgery.

[Anastasis 23401]

Wow. What a fade to black ending. 

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2011]

Just now, Hefeweizen said:

We’re living in hell right now.  Fucking A&M almost won a national championship.

Nah, that ended really well. So much aggy misery 

[UTEX_ME 4754]

America is lost either way.

[mdmost 42869]

Just now, Anastasis said:

Wow. What a fade to black ending. 

A precursor for our country's future. 

[BamaATL 16592]

Just now, Anastasis said:

Wow. What a fade to black ending. 

Seems rather appropriate.  

[HRSchenker 2259]

Awkward ending. Did we really need a 10 second shot of them in silence? 

[cabowabo 4453]

CNN is imploding. Glorious. 

[Macklemore 2870]

Trump is going to go the Varsity and get some hot dogs to celebrate after dominating this debate. That’ll be another photo op with an adoring crowd. 

[atomheartbevo 89465]

11 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Yes hammer him with WWIII. We’re closer to nuclear than at any time since 1962.

Why are you MAGA types such fucking cowards and why does Putin scare you!?  Seriously, get a spine, you should be ashamed of yourselves, the Republicans of the 1980s would be mortified at the thought of how scared you all are of Russia.

 

 

[David Dennison 18662]

Just now, Hefeweizen said:

My dad is 84 and way more coherent.

Cool. It doesn't change the fact that Joe Biden acts and sounds like an 81 year old man.

[Bozo_Casanova 26310]

I think it’s 50/50 Biden is the nominee, and until 2 hours ago I thought that was a sucker bet.

[Anastasis 23401]

CNN in full on panic mode. 

[Dnaguy 11778]

The good guy grandpa who’s been slowed down and lost a significant step vs crazy racist grandpa who’s angry and keeps telling the same story you’ve heard for the last decade.

[Wally Pryor 5244]

2 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Awkward ending. Did we really need a 10 second shot of them in silence? 

Silence is golden considering what we just heard.

[Incredulity 11563]

3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Man. Would have been a blast to have RFK on the stage. 

Please God no.

Joe speaks clearer than RFK jr.

[GenXer 2788]

CNN reporting democrat leadership is panicking. As they should.

[SubliminalHorn 6682]

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

I think it’s 50/50 Biden is the nominee, and until 2 hours ago I thought that was a sucker bet.

Replacing him can not be worse that what we saw tonight and him losing. It just cant. Democrats need to be bold (lol) and shake things up. Biden needs to step down from the candidacy tomorrow