Texas Baseball 2025 - Show Me A Schloss

[Wishbone 4,759]

They ought to be thanking him. He sacrificed a lot to move to that hellhole on temporary assignment, put up with that cult fan base that made his stomach turn, and got them closer to a championship than they’ll ever see again in baseball. And closer in any big 3 sport t since 1939.

[n64ra 1,081]

I texted a news article of this to my aggy neighbor. She texted back the middle finger emoji. I love this. lol

[Beau Vine 54,208]

This thread is pretty amazing:

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/confirmed-schloss-to-texas/113806552/

Is one of you Big Bopper?

[deter 314]

6 minutes ago, deter said:

KBTX sports up next. 

Pretty tame. They know their place.

[BrazilHorn 6,586]

Hah hah fucking hah!!! What a get and giant FU for aggy. 

[Blotto 23,490]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

This thread is pretty amazing:

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/confirmed-schloss-to-texas/113806552/

Is one of you Big Bopper?

Yeah, i was browsing through that thread earlier. That fucker threw the gauntlet down damn near a week ago, and has been keeping receipts. The last few pages are cracking me up.

[zlavydra 2,119]

31 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

It’s a shame O’Dowd is out of eligibility just as schloss is getting here.

True, and regrettable, but Cody Howard could still return.

[WBT 20,561]

Guess aggy and their schtick about jimbo's buyout coming from university funds and not donors are learning that cash is fungible after all

[Helobious 9,451]

Do we feel like a little tiny bit bad for A&M? They finally got close to a major title and stepped on their dicks, and then got bulldozed the next day.

[OU Sucks 8,797]

[Newdoc 3,439]

1 hour ago, OU Sucks said:

aggy fans seem to be taking this well. This is the classy bunch we're told to admire and aspire to be like:

This is what happens when delusion meets reality and you’ve put all your hopes, dreams and self worth into a middling D1 sports department.

 

[Beau Vine 54,208]

[westexhorn 2,013]

[Fletch 5,800]

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Do we feel like a little tiny bit bad for A&M? They finally got close to a major title and stepped on their dicks, and then got bulldozed the next day.

Nope. Not at all. 

[South Austin 52,454]

33 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

I love this so much.

[MexHorn 152]

 

[Rex Kramer 1,333]

28 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Im gonna wear a custom shirt with no words, just Schloss’ face on it to the aggy football game this yeae

Hope you’ll be able to patch yourself up there Florence Nightingale

[RGBIII 22,838]

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Do we feel like a little tiny bit bad for A&M? They finally got close to a major title and stepped on their dicks, and then got bulldozed the next day.

lol no. Are you stupid

[ChickenSandwich 9,829]

22 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Wow. Pierce kicked a player off the team? Players rebelled! WOW. FCB reporting now. 

Details?  Had to go to H.R. after a player altercation after the Big 12 tourney?

[David Dennison 18,850]

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Do we feel like a little tiny bit bad for A&M? They finally got close to a major title and stepped on their dicks, and then got bulldozed the next day.

[BurntOrange&White 39,930]

HC Schloss

Pitching Max Weiner

Hitting Tulo

 

????

[Art Vandelay 1,712]

4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Do we feel like a little tiny bit bad for A&M? They finally got close to a major title and stepped on their dicks, and then got bulldozed the next day.

[Teamdirtyleg 1,060]

30 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Holy shit!! This is all just too delicious 

[Hank_Hill 18,793]

2 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Hope you’ll be able to patch yourself up there Florence Nightingale

From what? They’re a culture of pussies. 

[TexArcher 37,770]

18 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Aggy has still not realized they are not a destination school. 

Aggy is that girl we all know who's a 5, but she thinks she's a 9.

 

[Beau Vine 54,208]

5 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Do we feel like a little tiny bit bad for A&M? They finally got close to a major title and stepped on their dicks, and then got bulldozed the next day.

[Nueces River Rat 5,537]

20 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Hey Cortez, you want to come to Austin too?

https://youtube.com/shorts/q2OvONVs3sA?si=C_8lwNOqwuGd_oFx

Edited June 25 by Nueces River Rat

[Nope 3,114]

CD motherfucking C

[YGIFS 19,449]

There's got a meme in here somewhere that has the Aggie catcher as their AD and his mitt is the contract extension they want to offer Schlossnagle as the UTenn baserunner.  Who manages to escape the Aggie germs and touches home plate which is UT-Austin.  

The Aggies are really not gonna like what happens this November.  But backwards gonna backward.  

[runthebone 7,967]

Hahahahahaha

 

aggy

 

 

Hahahahaha

 

 

[DanTheHorn 4,917]

Got onto youtube to see what podcast are out and the Salt video suggestion is in a perfect spot. Lets rub it hard.

[Levi 2,585]

Those 3 would be haul 

[Bevo&Pevo 5,121]

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

This might be the most egregiously insulting thing that’s been done to a rival sports team that I can remember. Holy fuck it’s beautiful.

And we were all present to enjoy this slice of pie.  All pie is good pie.  Took a little tour thru texags forum, those people are delusional.  CDC and Bevo dropped our pants and put the biggest tea bag right square on that aggy head.  Happy Days.

[Beau Vine 54,208]

[SydneyCarton 48,061]

1 hour ago, GTX Horn said:

 

I told you motherfuckers in the other thread this was going to become the narrative.  

[Born to Run 6,569]

11 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

lol no. Are you stupid

Yes

[Macanudo 12,975]

This is glorious 

[WBT 20,561]

uphauling

[Jerry Callo 8,699]

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

[Navin R. Johnson 705]

Just bring their entire roster. Their 1st base is out of eligibility and we have JT. But other than that, maybe Flores, bring their whole damn team 

[TexArcher 37,770]

I gotta take a break.

I've never done this much at once before.

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2,026]

Here for the aggy tears! Horns up!

[westexhorn 2,013]

[TejasPedro 1,857]

The chef’s kiss, 

Schloss signed for a dollar less than what the ags were paying him

 

[mchookem 16,322]

hahaha

[Ghost of LL 15,531]

I just can't right now.  It's amazing.

I don't think this could have been done in a way that was any more publicly humiliating to aggy.  I'm trying to think of how, and I really can't come up with it.  They manage to get themselves to the biggest stage in college baseball, and of course they lose.  And before the spotlight shifts, we enter from off-stage and step directly into the spotlight, rob them and knock them down, and then walk off the stage as the spotlight follows us, never to return to aggy.  Aggy is left laying on the ground.  In the dark.  

Crying.

But that's the public part.

Equally amazing is the "private" part of it--what they're saying in their conversations among themselves.  They've actually worked themselves into a conspiracy theory whereby Schloss has been a secret Longhorn agent who . . . and I'm still trying to understand this . . . got them to the National Championship series with the intent . . . again--I'm still trying to understand this . . . of losing.  But aside from the incomprehensibility of it all, think about the psychological trauma this evidences.  They genuinely think that we're in a position that is so superior to them that we would (and, more importantly, could) pay off their coach to throw a national championship.  It's insane.  But it's in equal part just . . . really sad.

And by "sad," I mean fucking awesome and amazing to behold.

I just can't right now.  It's too much.  Even for me.  I mean, it's like if you gave Robert Downey Jr. a roll-aboard full of cocaine in 1997.  I mean, he would want to do it all in one sitting.  He'd probably try to do so.  But really, it's just so goddamned much that even I can't do that much aggy misery in one night.

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

23 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Do we feel like a little tiny bit bad for A&M? They finally got close to a major title and stepped on their dicks, and then got bulldozed the next day.

I'm gonna assume that you predicted an aggy sweep and Schloss signing a lifetime deal the Monday after?

[Josef Pwag 1,738]

“The key to the game is capital reserves. If you don't have enough, you can't piss in the tall weeds with the big dogs.”

 

 

[Firemans4Horn 18,035]

[Horn117 648]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

lol “money whip Vitello”

Yeah, that was my favorite.