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schloss·en·freu·de /ˈSHläsənˌfroidə/ noun- When one derives amusement from watching people lose their minds online because another school hired away their baseball coach.  
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Is Bevo there Lobo? I am really interested to see if Bevo and Schloss have a natural bond and if Schloss willingly reaches out. Bevo is a huge part of our University and football program so if he has

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32 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

This thread is pretty amazing:

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/confirmed-schloss-to-texas/113806552/

Is one of you Big Bopper?

What the fuck is a frick?

27 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Do we feel like a little tiny bit bad for A&M? They finally got close to a major title and stepped on their dicks, and then got bulldozed the next day.

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10 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Just bring their entire roster. Their 1st base is out of eligibility and we have JT. But other than that, maybe Flores, bring their whole damn team 

JT and Flores are prolly both gone. 

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15 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I just can't right now.  It's amazing.

I don't think this could have been done in a way that was any more publicly humiliating to aggy.  I'm trying to think of how, and I really can't come up with it.  They manage to get themselves to the biggest stage in college baseball, and of course they lose.  And before the spotlight shifts, we enter from off-stage and step directly into the spotlight, rob them and knock them down, and then walk off the stage as the spotlight follows us, never to return to aggy.  Aggy is left laying on the ground.  In the dark.  

Crying.

But that's the public part.

Equally amazing is the "private" part of it--what they're saying in their conversations among themselves.  They've actually worked themselves into a conspiracy theory whereby Schloss has been a secret Longhorn agent who . . . and I'm still trying to understand this . . . got them to the National Championship series with the intent . . . again--I'm still trying to understand this . . . of losing.  But aside from the incomprehensibility of it all, think about the psychological trauma this evidences.  They genuinely think that we're in a position that is so superior to them that we would (and, more importantly, could) pay off their coach to throw a national championship.  It's insane.  But it's in equal part just . . . really sad.

And by "sad," I mean fucking awesome and amazing to behold.

I just can't right now.  It's too much.  Even for me.  I mean, it's like if you gave Robert Downey Jr. a roll-aboard full of cocaine in 1997.  I mean, he would want to do it all in one sitting.  He'd probably try to do so.  But really, it's just so goddamned much that even I can't do that much aggy misery in one night.

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You motherfuckers!!! You have made my week! Gawd DANG that is some glorious bitch slapping. 

if someone bought me a free drink every time an Aggie said “ I bet Schloss threw the game on purpose “ I’d never have to pay for one again. 

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Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Maybe Buzz Williams will reach the basketball national championship game next season and we can hire him away to replace Terry

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28 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Just bring their entire roster. Their 1st base is out of eligibility and we have JT. But other than that, maybe Flores, bring their whole damn team 

Maybe Belyeu? I think he might have been Big 12 POY. 

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3 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

So many things to say but ALL I can come up with is that my Dad and Uncle must be  laughing their asses off in heaven!! 🤘

 

I truly hope my best friend and UT roommate Mike can see this from whatever's next.

Got dayum, what a day.

 

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7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

You're going to want to click this: https://texags.com/forums/8/topics/3469831

 

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If future teams have the grit to fight through adversity like this team showed, Schloss will bring multiple titles home to Aggieland.

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Could very well be a start to a dynasty with Schloss at the helm. Team never gave up and showed grit throughout. 

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Looking forward to having him as skipper for many more seasons to come.

Can someone please get this thread deleted?!?!

 

God damn, this is delicious.  I'm gonna go lie down for a while.

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1 minute ago, statsman said:

What do you suppose hurts worse for the Ags? 1989 (best baseball record in nation, upset by Texas before CWS) or this?

That was LSU who beat them twice in Olsen in the regional finals.

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41 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Just bring their entire roster. Their 1st base is out of eligibility and we have JT. But other than that, maybe Flores, bring their whole damn team 

Our roster was not THAT bad

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2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Does that mean we don't have to worry about that agroid ump that always somehow calls our games with them? And actual good ball and strike calls? Well then I'm in.

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2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Texas at BlueBell next season will pure fentanyl 

I remember how the Mavs fans booed Kiki Vandeweghe, every time he visited. Let’s call that level of booing “One Kiki”. How many Kiki’s will Schloss get at TAMU, I wonder 

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