Texas Baseball 2025 - Show Me A Schloss

[Rimbo 25,916]

1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

aggy going to have to really money whip someone into taking over that shitshow they have created now, especially with it clear Schloss did not care for Alberts one bit.

It's Alberts who makes the hire, too. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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This is so great. Hahaha

[Fondren & Main 6,703]

13 minutes ago, troph said:

I can't stop smiling. I literally cannot describe how perfect this has been. It's fucking amazing.

hiding out in his wife's car in a cemetery in Snook, Texas ... clandestine and shit. needs to be a scene in a redux of the best little whorehouse in Texas. fucking stupid aggies, championships are for Longhorns.

How often does CDC get to do some secret agent type of shit as the big boss lol?

[Pescado_Rojo 19,416]

5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

It's Alberts who makes the hire, too. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

The cheapskate that fired Schloss's right hand man to save a few bucks? I guess the Lamar coach is about to get a pay raise! 

[The_Great_Hornsby 3,236]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Jace LaViolette, Gavin Grahovac, and Kaeden Kent all just jumped in the Portal

Can't wait until we win the national championship next year and the aggies start making unironic claims to the national championship. PUT IT ON THE WALL

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29 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Good job, @Wulaw Horn:

It's great to know your posts are being read! 

And while you're reading, aggy.....

SCOREBOARD!

FUCK YOU, aggy!  

FUCK all your little silly fake-military-school (you're just another ROTC) imaginary dogmas, FUCK your fans, you , FUCK your ripoff of Japanese Obon, FUCK your entire creation!!

Did you read all that?

CAN you read all that?

Are your coloring books and crayons all used-up already?

Now go post it in texags like good little Hopeless Minions that have no source of happiness other than to define their lives with, than waking up each morning to "hate Texas" -- so that little Billy DUMBSHIT FAT FUCK Liucci can go delete it BEFORE IT HURTS YOUR FEELINGS!

 

/rant - Needed to be done, since they claim to read!  Lulz

 

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Everyone stunting on this ho with receipts:

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[Henry Hill 3,156]

19 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

We are on our way, ladies and gentlemen. 

Hope we got him an edible arrangement and a cookie cake.

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Just now, NoName said:

 

I fondly remember when some classmates of mine did that, too!  Lulz

[Valmy77 13,226]

Maybe if you want ironclad loyalty from your coaches you don't poach other schools coaches? Maybe you only hire fanatical Ags who are true believers?

Of course you won't win much...

[jimmyjazz 45,895]

I don't want that stupid dog.

[Hornlover 8,829]

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Sent this to some Aggy coworkers. They asked me what all those things on the shelves in the background are. They'd never seen anything like em before.

[Pescado_Rojo 19,416]

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Maybe if you want ironclad loyalty from your coaches you don't poach other schools coaches? Maybe you only hire fanatical Ags who are true believers?

Of course you won't win much...

You'd have to comb the 4A High School ranks to put together a staff. 

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[Henry Hill 3,156]

3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Maybe if you want ironclad loyalty from your coaches you don't poach other schools coaches? Maybe you only hire fanatical Ags who are true believers?

Of course you won't win much...

They don’t win shit now.

[Beau Vine 54,209]

6 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

The cheapskate that fired Schloss's right hand man to save a few bucks? I guess the Lamar coach is about to get a pay raise! 

I want them to hire Matt Deggs so badly...

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8 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Can't wait until we win the national championship next year and the aggies start making unironic claims to the national championship. PUT IT ON THE WALL

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

that program is FUCKED. I love it.

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27 minutes ago, Sal said:

I know Weiner is a good pitching coach, but is he someone the players like having around? What I’m asking is, is Weiner a dick? 

 

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4 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Sent this to some Aggy coworkers. They asked me what all those things on the shelves in the background are. They'd never seen anything like em before.

can't tell if serious but that's awesome. trophies you bumfucks, you know, you get one when you finish first at the end of the year.

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39 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Schlossnagel's ranch is in Snook.

I love how they've fired up the "There's no loyalty in college sports anymore" trope, referring to both the players and the coaches. As if there ever was with coaches. But for the players, lol, they bitch and moan about NIL, as if NIL wasn't a big component of their potential draw. But as usual, they miss the big point; They're right, that it isn't loyalty to a school. But there sure as shit can be loyalty to a fucking coach. Like Schloss. Lets see how many of those players follow him to Texas, becuase they know he can develop them into draft picks. That's the loyalty, and that's what you fucking pay for in a coach when you're an AD who doesn't have his head up his ass while he counts the loose change in his pockets. 

[Beau Vine 54,209]

5 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

You'd have to comb the 4A High School ranks to put together a staff. 

I hear the Alto head coach is interested.

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1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Imagine if Texas wins the very next College World Series...

With Schloss...

And like 4/9 of our lineup guys from this year's losing aggy team...

And it would be the talk of the entire Omaha run, in every game, even the ones we're not playing in...

Imagine how that would look to every high school athlete in Texas, in every sport...

advantage aggy

[Wulaw Horn 19,068]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Good job, @Wulaw Horn:

They jump right to civil and criminal penalties. Ha!  They are dipshits. Hope this gets posted there as a follow up. 
it will be nothing other than interesting if a couple of these rumors come out. I could be totally wrong and the guy who told me could be wrong. I followed up again last night and he told me he 100% believes what he told me to be true still. And also he thought this was the funniest thing ever. And that Schloss is going to win huge here. He’s not a UT guy. 

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8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I don't want that stupid dog.

It's not so much "want" as it is taking it away.  Take the dog, re-home it to some rando family in Hutto just so aggy doesn't have it any more.

[jdhorn92 1,545]

28 minutes ago, hornian said:

I'd like to keep Gasparino and Belyeu on the roster. And Dee Kennedy seems solid in the field, but could be better at the plate. I also like both Duplantier kids (but since Dre is going to be a Senior, not sure if he'd come back), Flores, Galvan, and of course JT (but everything I have heard is that he's gone even before Pierce was canned). Not saying any of these should be guaranteed starters, just seem solid and worth keeping around. 

For arms, I can see Grubbs coming back, but anyone else I'd want back is a Junior. Anyone else who is an underclassman and didn't get much time so I trust the new staff to evaluate. 

The rest of the roster, if you can earn a spot, great, if not, thanks for your service. 

If we lost JT, what are the odds the 1B that transferred from Texas to Tech comes back?  IIRC he bailed for playing time.  Kid rakes from what i recall.

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10 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

You'd have to comb the 4A High School ranks to put together a staff. 

 

[Sgt Hulk 13,713]

This is aggypedia worthy 

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3 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

If we lost JT, what are the odds the 1B that transferred from Texas to Tech comes back?  IIRC he bailed for playing time.  Kid rakes from what i recall.

Kash. Dunno if I’d take that bitch back

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2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

This is aggypedia worthy 

Yep! Even with the typos! Lulz

[Rimbo 25,916]

for the aggys reading this thread, I found y'all a good supplier for bulk purchases not far away

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4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

 

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34 minutes ago, NoName said:

them calling him SchLOSS after he had the best season in program history by wins and the best finish in the entire history of their program (runner up) is so fucking dumb

They are now shit-talking the coach who led them to six of the eight all-time wins their school has in Omaha.

 

Just for reference, we have 88.

[TreatyOak 16,311]

18 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I hope schloss takes the Low road and starts talking about how horrific it was to live in aggyland and how nuts and weird the fanbase was right before we play them next year. 

I think this is probably what hurts most for the Aggies. They can delude themselves that Texas A&M is some magical place, but yet again, they have been reminded that outsiders don't think the same. You have a coach who could have stayed there and been beloved, and even willing to suffer the hate for choosing their hated rival, LOL!

Texas Radio for your enjoyment. Billy Lucci knew everything all along, controlled the whole situation, blah, blah, blah. 

 

 

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We have a [mention=5440]THUJONE[/mention] original!
 
 

This didn't even get its own thread?

Edit - nm

[Helobious 9,451]

If I’m an A&M fan I think I just give up on college sports. They will quite literally never win anything that matters. It’s just how it is.

[chemHORN 1,239]

Found this video of CDC and Schloss right before the presser.

[Rickylovesweed 14,265]

Funniest thing about all of this is aggy was likely going to be the #1 team in the preseason rankings and now we're gutting their roster. 

[Cajun 11,705]

All who can, go turn on Finebaum naw...

[NoName 16,351]

guessing this won't be the last one to do this

 

[Skipper 6,130]

5 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I think this is probably what hurts most for the Aggies. They can delude themselves that Texas A&M is some magical place, but yet again, they have been reminded that outsiders don't think the same. You have a coach who could have stayed there and been beloved, and even willing to suffer the hate for choosing their hated rival, LOL!

Texas Radio for your enjoyment. Billy Lucci knew everything all along, controlled the whole situation, blah, blah, blah. 

 

 

The butthurt from around the 1:20:00 mark through next few minutes is worth the listen alone.   These Aggy tears are just what the Dr. ordered to get us to football season.  Just incredible.

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2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Hmmm

 

 

EOT

We're done her ag fucks.....

[TexArcher 37,771]

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Imagine if Texas wins the very next College World Series...

With Schloss...

And like 4/9 of our lineup guys from this year's losing aggy team...

And it would be the talk of the entire Omaha run, in every game, even the ones we're not playing in...

Imagine how that would look to every high school athlete in Texas, in every sport...

 

18 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

advantage aggy

 

GOOD

[DaysOff 7,947]

Someone (might've been Joe Cook) commented that Trev didn't make himself visible in Omaha. He was hanging out in the back of a suite instead of in the crowd.

Get the feeling he doesn't give a shit about baseball.

[NoName 16,351]

2 minutes ago, Cajun said:

All who can, go turn on Finebaum naw...

Finebaum links: https://www.joxfm.com/shows/the-paul-finebaum-show-2/

https://fmtalk1065.com/listen

 

[runthebone 7,967]

How is that cemetery in Snook?  Pretty nice?  I'm looking for a place to bury some annoying cult members' dreams.