Have a great winter, I'm gonna go hump the fridge.

[Derka 6376]

What?

Yes folks, it's true. I said I'm gonna go hump the fridge. What you may not know is that I also own a bottle of dick cream, I fondle my sweaters, and I often like to smear mud on my ass. You're probably asking yourselves, "Isn't he a weirdo, outcast, loose cannon?" Maybe. I don't think so. I wanna introduce you guys to someone. This is my friend.

[Gene holds out a can of vegetables]

Gene: I don't know who he is, but I do know this: At a time when I was trying to hide myself from myself, he was there to show me a new way. 'Cause I couldn't hide from him. And I can be proud of who I am. I put it to you, Camp Firewood, as we spend this last dinner together: Be proud of who you are! Look at me, Ma, I made it! I'm okay!

[Derka 6376]

You taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore.

[ohchaucer 1443]

I want you inside me.

[Derka 6376]

so, do you work here? 

yeah, i’m the camp director. you?

me, no, i don’t work here.

[RPM 26426]

In the pantry, above the sink, right next to my bottle of dick cream... Uh, wait, forget that last part.

[mdleast 8388]

Susie : You guys, I'm really going to miss this place.

Coop : Me too.

Ben : Hey, let's all promise that in ten years from today, we'll meet again, and we'll see what kind of people we've blossomed into.

Susie : Yeah!

Ben : What time do you wanna meet?

J.J. : You mean ten years from now?

Coop : Let's meet in the morning so we can make a day of it.

Susie : Okay, so what is it? Is it like 9:00? 9:30?

Coop : Well, let's say 9:00, that way we can be here by 9:30.

McKinley : Well, no, why don't we say 9:30, and then make it your beeswax to be here by 9:30? I mean, we'll all be in our late 20s by then. I just don't see any reason why we can't be places on time.

Gary : Okay, then, it's settled. 9:30 it is. All agreed?

Together : Agreed.

McKinley : Good, because I have something at 11:00.

Gary : You just have like a trapper-keeper full of appointments, right?

McKinley : No, I just have something at 11:00, and I can't change it, because I already moved it twice.

 

Edited July 8 by mdleast