what part's of body can you sell

[CHAD BRISCOE 369]

well That's It Title Say's It All

[TwiceHorn 30834]

Penis.

Testicles, you get more for the matched set that one at a time.

[Superhero 8595]

I say kneecap's. Because if someone falls down while rollerskating and shatters there kneecap's. They'll want replacements.

Kneecap's are easy to remove. Just lift the skin, and cut out with a knife even a kid from Senegal can do the operation for $5 and you can have Neikea sell in on ebay for $200 or more.

[TheStoicPaisano 9786]

Some attention’s paid to my butt’shole.

[Orale 1079]

19 minutes ago, Superhero said:

I say kneecap's. Because if someone falls down while rollerskating and shatters there kneecap's. They'll want replacements.

Kneecap's are easy to remove. Just lift the skin, and cut out with a knife even a kid from Senegal can do the operation for $5 and you can have Neikea sell in on ebay for $200 or more.

[mooseoutfront 3631]

19 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Some attention’s paid to my butt’shole.

 

[SurlyGator 822]

This thread has SERIOUS potential.

[Henry Hill 3156]

[CHAD BRISCOE 369]

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

I say kneecap's. Because if someone falls down while rollerskating and shatters there kneecap's. They'll want replacements.

Kneecap's are easy to remove. Just lift the skin, and cut out with a knife even a kid from Senegal can do the operation for $5 and you can have Neikea sell in on ebay for $200 or more.

what about Borger area

[Sbbruin 21587]

Parts is parts.

 

[Braff Zacklin 13289]

 

26 minutes ago, CHAD BRISCOE said:

2 hours ago, Superhero said:

I say kneecap's. Because if someone falls down while rollerskating and shatters there kneecap's. They'll want replacements.

Kneecap's are easy to remove. Just lift the skin, and cut out with a knife even a kid from Senegal can do the operation for $5 and you can have Neikea sell in on ebay for $200 or more.

what about Borger area

Ain't no body in Borger good enough with knife for sir jury. Best go to Fritch or Stinnett. Plus, you can wash your knife's clean in Meredith.

[futureman 22342]

3 hours ago, CHAD BRISCOE said:

well That's It Title Say's It All

your asshole.  you can sell it as many times as you want.  no limit to the amount of money to be made.  you’re welcome. 

[TrashMaster G 17271]

Jfc, is there a button to hide individual threads?

[Pato del Muerto 52035]

I mean, what can’t you sell?

[Bevo&Pevo 4923]

B positive blood type here, this means my parts are slightly rare, thus costing more.  Parts aren't cheap, but it can be had.

[seven 1358]

Chad, I encourage you to sell your semen (cum) 

[Deej 76156]

I got offered good money for my spleen by Chris Simms, but he wanted me to pay for the limo to drive it to the hospital. 

[Davis Lane 5502]

Does South Austin's mom still count?

[Mez2 4013]

Sell tites 

[NAVY 6667]

‘May’ I sell, not ‘can’. JFC Briscoe

[Beau Vine 53653]

23 hours ago, Superhero said:

I say kneecap's. Because if someone falls down while rollerskating and shatters there kneecap's. They'll want replacements.

Kneecap's are easy to remove. Just lift the skin, and cut out with a knife even a kid from Senegal can do the operation for $5 and you can have Neikea sell in on ebay for $200 or more.

I made $5000 selling kneecaps on ebay from home! 

Ask me how!

['stache 21520]

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. I'll get you a toe by this afternoon.

[Davis Lane 5502]

On 7/7/2024 at 6:37 PM, 'stache said:

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. I'll get you a toe by this afternoon.

You're gonna need a toe truck.

I'll show myself out.

[Superhero 8595]

On 7/7/2024 at 4:29 PM, Beau Vine said:

I made $5000 selling kneecaps on ebay from home! 

Ask me how!

Who do you have cutting out kneecap's from unsuspecting people?

I would love to grow my network of doctor's.

Edited July 11 by Superhero

[miguelito 11095]

You can sell your apostrophe.  Most bodies don't even need it, and doctors aren't even sure why we have one.  But I think they eat them in Japans.

[Superhero 8595]

14 hours ago, miguelito said:

You can sell your apostrophe.  Most bodies don't even need it, and doctors aren't even sure why we have one.  But I think they eat them in Japans.

You need to eat the apostrophe before it burst, because it could cause peritonitis. That's what the Malaysian fisherman once told me.

[General Specific 3152]

The gall of you people!

[Superhero 8595]

Just now, General Specific said:

The gall of you people!

What are you bladdering about?

[B00M 6024]

You can probably sell your mouth hole for like $20 an hour

 

['stache 21520]

I’d pay her $20 but it ain’t gonna take an hour.

[General Specific 3152]

It’s not the time, it’s the experience!

Still about billable hours am I right!

[Dennis Taylor 18567]

On 7/11/2024 at 1:24 PM, B00M said:

You can probably sell your mouth hole for like $20 an hour

 

There's a great joke Norm did about Andy Richter giving Bjs to earn extra money that said Andy made $500.25 in one night, and Norm said "That's a weird number, who gave you a quarter?"  Answer- All of them

[Ghost of LL 15244]

On 7/6/2024 at 9:34 PM, futureman said:

your asshole.  you can sell it as many times as you want.  no limit to the amount of money to be made.  you’re welcome. 

@Macklemore, is that true?

[CHAD BRISCOE 369]

Gizerds's

[landman 555]

On 9/10/2024 at 10:27 AM, CHAD BRISCOE said:

Gizerds's

about a berck fifty per pound.

[Wally Fairway 5490]

On 9/11/2024 at 10:37 PM, landman said:

about a berck fifty per pound.

should be tree fiddy, same as the website

[Bullneck 18691]

On 7/6/2024 at 9:36 PM, CHAD BRISCOE said:

what about Borger area

I had my Borger's taken out when I was a kid.