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Was going to do 1 million but if likely be open to have a threesome with Whoopie and Rosie O’Donnell 

 

I also know this board is full of wealthy people. 
 

my answer for now?  Molly Shannon.  
 

 

*****.  You’re getting paid not paying 100k

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13 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Was going to do 1 million but if likely be open to have a threesome with Whoopie and Rosie O’Donnell 

 

I also know this board is full of wealthy people. 
 

my answer for now?  Molly Shannon.  

Username checks out.

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You’re massively underestimating how much money 100k is to some posters on this board. That Whoopie / Rosie threesome isn’t outlandish to some of you for half that. And just to be the first to completely go against the clear instruction of the OP I’m going to say I’m willing to bang Gal Gadot for $100,000.00, or 364,053.50 shekels if that would make it easier for her.

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3 minutes ago, ajax said:

How bad is Lena Dunham looking these days, lemme check....

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Okay, do I have to finish in order to get the money?

30 seconds of your life is too much to ask?

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Dude, I'm all in on Tech Stocks, I'm flying high and have high standards. 

Huh? The market is doing what?

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F-me. I may be at the Sandra Bernhard level now, and another day like this and I'll be at the Carrot Top level.

 

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4 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Was going to do 1 million but if likely be open to have a threesome with Whoopie and Rosie O’Donnell 

 

I also know this board is full of wealthy people. 
 

my answer for now?  Molly Shannon.  

Wait, are we paying or getting $100k?  Not that it matters.

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8 hours ago, uoftorange said:

I'm a man, it's 100K, any of them?  Honey Boo Boo's mom?  I don't give a shit for 100K provided she's taken a shower.  And neither do any of the rest of you

Yeah if no foreplay is required and they’ve been at least hosed down, I’d be happy to make $100k with anyone. 

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11 hours ago, ajax said:

How bad is Lena Dunham looking these days, lemme check....

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Okay, do I have to finish in order to get the money?


She’s fucking huge and very ugly

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for $250k, I’d let yall picks must be female, born a female 

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10 hours ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

F-me. I may be at the Sandra Bernhard level now, 

 

 

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Try to only stare @ her cans & don't look elsewhere.

She's done noodz in @ least 1 movie & they are solid +D"s 

 

S.B. is proof that if you always show up on time & don't act a fool, there's a possibility you could get an acting gig.

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21 hours ago, uoftorange said:

Honey Boo Boo's mom? 

Agree to disagree, as of yet I haven't needed viagra or the like.

Lena Dunham or other gigantic wildebeests would break my streak.  It would be like pulling on a piece of limp silicone.

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On 7/11/2024 at 12:32 PM, uoftorange said:

I'm a man, it's 100K, any of them?  Honey Boo Boo's mom?  I don't give a shit for 100K provided she's taken a shower.  And neither do any of the rest of you

ok smart guy, honey boo boo’s mom but she hasn’t showered in two days, and she’s a heavy smoker.  there’s a bag of crisp 100s that add up to 100k on the table next to her that you can have as soon as you blow your load inside her.  you gonna get that money?

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