Ugliest celeb you would hook up with for 100k

[closetohumping 17,287]

Was going to do 1 million but if likely be open to have a threesome with Whoopie and Rosie O’Donnell 

 

I also know this board is full of wealthy people. 
 

my answer for now?  Molly Shannon.  
 

 

*****.  You’re getting paid not paying 100k

Edited July 11 by closetohumping

[Incredulity 11,160]

11 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

threesome with Whoopie and Rosie O’Donnell 

[Spaulding Smails 1,550]

13 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Was going to do 1 million but if likely be open to have a threesome with Whoopie and Rosie O’Donnell 

 

I also know this board is full of wealthy people. 
 

my answer for now?  Molly Shannon.  

Username checks out.

[Red Five 40,274]

[Gene Parmesan 3,951]

Do we get caveats that you aren't ruining your marriage and STD/new kid forcefields, or are all consequences on the table?

[TheStoicPaisano 9,786]

Vincent Schiavelli

/nowthis

[freyguy 4,239]

[TheAuditor 1,022]

Kate Beckinsale.    I’m RAF

[closetohumping 17,287]

41 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Do we get caveats that you aren't ruining your marriage and STD/new kid forcefields, or are all consequences on the table?

Yes.  Rob Redford + Demi Moore proposition

[BHMCruiser 1,806]

I'd have sex with Molly Shannon, but I wouldn't pay $100k to do it

[Superhero 8,595]

Charlize Theron in her Monster make-up.

[GoPokes83 2,236]

You’re massively underestimating how much money 100k is to some posters on this board. That Whoopie / Rosie threesome isn’t outlandish to some of you for half that. And just to be the first to completely go against the clear instruction of the OP I’m going to say I’m willing to bang Gal Gadot for $100,000.00, or 364,053.50 shekels if that would make it easier for her.

[General Specific 3,152]

Username checks out.

Speaking of usernames

[Gene Parmesan 3,951]

We're not all lucky enough to be nurses here.  100k and no consequences other than my own emotional scarring there aren't many I'd turn down.

[ajax 2,549]

How bad is Lena Dunham looking these days, lemme check....

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Okay, do I have to finish in order to get the money?

[Superhero 8,595]

3 minutes ago, ajax said:

How bad is Lena Dunham looking these days, lemme check....

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....

....

Okay, do I have to finish in order to get the money?

30 seconds of your life is too much to ask?

[ajax 2,549]

8 minutes ago, Superhero said:

30 seconds of your life is too much to ask?

Thirty seconds of humping, a lifetime of therapy

[0xdeadbeef 1,614]

Dude, I'm all in on Tech Stocks, I'm flying high and have high standards. 

Huh? The market is doing what?

 

F-me. I may be at the Sandra Bernhard level now, and another day like this and I'll be at the Carrot Top level.

 

 

[Fudge Nuggets 18,899]

4 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Was going to do 1 million but if likely be open to have a threesome with Whoopie and Rosie O’Donnell 

 

I also know this board is full of wealthy people. 
 

my answer for now?  Molly Shannon.  

Wait, are we paying or getting $100k?  Not that it matters.

[Post Oak 20,092]

I find these two ugly but if I needed the money I guess I could be persuaded.

[closetohumping 17,287]

14 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Wait, are we paying or getting $100k?  Not that it matters.

Getting

[Superhero 8,595]

48 minutes ago, ajax said:

Thirty seconds of humping, a lifetime of therapy

Depends… how old are you and how long do you want to live?

[uoftorange 1,383]

I'm a man, it's 100K, any of them?  Honey Boo Boo's mom?  I don't give a shit for 100K provided she's taken a shower.  And neither do any of the rest of you

[BearSchlong 8,000]

Seriously. Two tits, a hole, and a heartbeat. /andrewdiceclay

[ztejas 42,775]

 

 

[Macanudo 12,743]

35 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

Seriously. Two tits, a hole, and a heartbeat. /andrewdiceclay

She's got a pulse and she is breathing?

[closetohumping 17,287]

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

She's got a pulse and she is breathing?

Not after he’s done with her

[UT_OB1 2,197]

8 hours ago, uoftorange said:

I'm a man, it's 100K, any of them?  Honey Boo Boo's mom?  I don't give a shit for 100K provided she's taken a shower.  And neither do any of the rest of you

Yeah if no foreplay is required and they’ve been at least hosed down, I’d be happy to make $100k with anyone. 

[Upgrayedd 5,766]

Shelley Duval

[Dnaguy 11,565]

44 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

Shelley Duval

[tx 3 putt 75,234]

11 hours ago, ajax said:

How bad is Lena Dunham looking these days, lemme check....

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....

....

Okay, do I have to finish in order to get the money?

She’s fucking huge and very ugly

 

 

for $250k, I’d let yall picks must be female, born a female 

Edited July 12 by tx 3 putt

[ROFL BOX 6,622]

Shelly Duvall (but not the dead version).

[ROFL BOX 6,622]

10 hours ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

F-me. I may be at the Sandra Bernhard level now, 

 

 

 

Try to only stare @ her cans & don't look elsewhere.

She's done noodz in @ least 1 movie & they are solid +D"s 

 

S.B. is proof that if you always show up on time & don't act a fool, there's a possibility you could get an acting gig.

[ROFL BOX 6,622]

9 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

Seriously. a hole, and the Glory Hole @ aggy library

 /CorpsOfCadets

 

[hobbes2702 12,516]

[Dennis Taylor 18,567]

17 hours ago, uoftorange said:

I'm a man, it's 100K, any of them?  Honey Boo Boo's mom?  I don't give a shit for 100K provided she's taken a shower.  And neither do any of the rest of you

[faps 803]

Martha Plimpton should be in the discussion.

[Incredulity 11,160]

21 hours ago, uoftorange said:

Honey Boo Boo's mom? 

Agree to disagree, as of yet I haven't needed viagra or the like.

Lena Dunham or other gigantic wildebeests would break my streak.  It would be like pulling on a piece of limp silicone.

[Steel Shank 9,330]

We talking laying pipe here?

[The Dude 1,238]

Before or after taxes?

 

I have to check with my accountant, that this might bump me into a higher tax bracket

[Steel Shank 9,330]

30 minutes ago, The Dude said:

Before or after taxes?

 

I have to check with my accountant, that this might bump me into a higher tax bracket

fify

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,728]

Is Phyllis Diller still alive?  Asking for a friend.

[futureman 22,342]

On 7/11/2024 at 12:32 PM, uoftorange said:

I'm a man, it's 100K, any of them?  Honey Boo Boo's mom?  I don't give a shit for 100K provided she's taken a shower.  And neither do any of the rest of you

ok smart guy, honey boo boo’s mom but she hasn’t showered in two days, and she’s a heavy smoker.  there’s a bag of crisp 100s that add up to 100k on the table next to her that you can have as soon as you blow your load inside her.  you gonna get that money?

[BearSchlong 8,000]

Does a bear shit in the woods? I love money and helping other people.

[closetohumping 17,287]

Jane Fonda?

[burntorangebongos 10,656]

I checked and Martha isn't looking that bad. I don't see why banging her would be anything but easy money.

[Mo Horn 8,696]

Seems like someone that would qualify. Especially if she starts talking

[Indomitable 80]

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

Seems like someone that would qualify. Especially if she starts talking

I would do her for like 5k to say I did 

[closetohumping 17,287]

2 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

Seems like someone that would qualify. Especially if she starts talking

Wouldn’t have to pay me but she can’t talk while it’s happenimg

[Bevo&Pevo 4,923]

No one living forever, why not?