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Ugliest celeb you would hook up with for 100k


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On 7/13/2024 at 10:10 AM, futureman said:

ok smart guy, honey boo boo’s mom but she hasn’t showered in two days, and she’s a heavy smoker.  there’s a bag of crisp 100s that add up to 100k on the table next to her that you can have as soon as you blow your load inside her.  you gonna get that money?

Yeah, the no shower thing is probably pretty close to a deal breaker.  I have a real issue with smell lol

 

On 7/13/2024 at 8:59 PM, Mo Horn said:

Seems like someone that would qualify. Especially if she starts talking

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Her talking would actually make it funny and more fun.  Especially if she starts quoting American Pie lines

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1 hour ago, futureman said:

no, it isn’t.  you wouldn’t request 100k for banging her, you’d just bang her

I mean, if you're into wiry, horse-faced women. 

Think Tim Robinson GIF by NETFLIX

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23 hours ago, Deej said:

Caitlin Clark. 

 

22 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Angela Reese 

If someone needs to pay you to bang either of them then you might be gay. NTTAWWT.

A better submission:

Breanna Stewart

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