Donald Trump Assassination Attempt

[Dahobbs 17529]

6 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

it took the fbi almost 2 days to get into his phone, find nothing, no online history of anything and now suddenly them damn Iranians are possibly in on it??? This is a simulation.

They didn't need his phone. They had access through the microchip implanted with his vaccines. 

[Pancho 44748]

More assassination talk

 

[RDCanecutter 26407]

50 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Mealy mouthed journalism, as usual:

We were so much better off with reporters who had never gone to college.

 

And who were hard-boiled drunks.

Edited July 16 by RDCanecutter
Here, kid, wire this in pdq.

[DixonHur 11296]

11 minutes ago, Pancho said:

More assassination talk

 

Good luck with that... even Trump's SS agents could have handled that.

[Buzzrock 14913]

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

So what is the excuse for that?  Reenacting?  

I find reenacting somewhat weird to begin with, but Revolution and Civil War makes a lot more sense to me than cosplaying Nazi here in America.

Some sort of WWII YouTube video. 
 

 

[jimmyjazz 45896]

Gasdsen County, AL.  Who could have predicted that?

[tx 3 putt 76887]

38 minutes ago, Pancho said:

More assassination talk

 

if they start arresting people for online threats and threatening truck stickers, Trump loses 75% of his base. 

[tx 3 putt 76887]

5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Gasdsen County, AL.  Who could have predicted that?

[YGIFS 19449]

President Mokhber, "I want him eliminated.  We have sleeper elite IRG agents in the American North who we could activate.  We have a few turned American assets whom we could use your leverage against, plus they don't look brown.  Or simply a plant Iranian-American sympathetic to our mission who could sit in the "diversity" section of the rally.  What do you suggest, General?"

IRG General, "Best we can do is a kid who got cut from his high school rifle team with a ladder and a really cool t-shirt."    

Mokhber, "Your command is terminated!"  

"It's not that tough a shot if we get him a scope to train on, Mr. President!  Would you at least take a look at the shirt?  It's bad-as!"  

Edited July 16 by YGIFS

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

30 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Some sort of WWII YouTube video. 
 

 

Ex-Aggy milkmen. Whoop!

[ROFL BOX 6648]

[tbone_ 14115]

it took the fbi almost 2 days to get into his phone, find nothing, no online history of anything and now suddenly them damn Iranians are possibly in on it??? This is a simulation.

It was leftist liberal antifa BLM woke Iranians. Keep up.

[BHMCruiser 1813]

28 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Gasdsen County, AL.  Who could have predicted that?

There is no Gadsden County, Alabama. 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

31 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Gasdsen County, AL.  Who could have predicted that?

 

3 minutes ago, BHMCruiser said:

There is no Gadsden County, Alabama. 

not many, then?

[jimmyjazz 45896]

19 minutes ago, BHMCruiser said:

There is no Gadsden County, Alabama. 

Shit, you're right, I was thinking of the AL town Gadsden.

Oh well, same thing.

[Captainant 27646]

1 hour ago, Buzzrock said:

Some sort of WWII YouTube video. 
 

 

huh, the Corridor Digital crew are generally decent dudes - I think it's just aggy being tonedeaf and not thinking about how it looks to be gleeful in a waffen SS uniform. 

I'd bet that CD video is gonna be a banger though, they've made a ton of great stuff over the decade plus they've been going

[Art Vandelay 1712]

4 hours ago, Horndog said:

Is that from 1 Ephesians or 2 Ephesians?

Two Corinthians

[Dennis Taylor 18812]

1 hour ago, BHMCruiser said:

There is no Gadsden County, Alabama. 

There ain't no South Lafayette High School in Cherokee Plains, LA either 

[deft 6843]

[Underdog 28601]

2 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

They cut the string off.

[InkaUtexas 25881]

4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Wait, so is God on Jerusalem local time, or Central Daylight Time?  

 

Mountain.

[YGIFS 19449]

10 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Mountain.

Well played, but the judges were  looking for New Caledonia time. 

If there's three things MAGA and I know about the Old Testament:

1.  The whole thing takes place in what are now two concurrent timezones.  Yet, God became obsessed with the Eastern Time Zone, specifically between March & November.  Months that Cesaer invented.  You know Cesar, the Roman guy who led before Tiberius who ordered the death of Christ. 

2.  God was clearly into guns.  You always knew when a plague had occurred, because all the scribes would gather to discuss how big the locusts were, how high the parted sea got, what caliber ammo was used.

3.  It's a myth that the Old Testament was written in Hebrew and Aramaic.  It was written in English, so all this Numerology is based on a language that wouldn't be spoken in the region for another 500 years.

Fun non-political fact.  Since his private high school chapel and probably some sort of compulsory chapel (at the time) at Penn.  For 55 years after that, in a handful of locations in Manhattan and 1 in Florida, Trump has lived within a 5-mile radius of several dozen church of myriad faiths.  And he's never been an actual member of any one of them.  Obviously he's been in churches for weddings, funerals, photo ops.  But you have to try really fucking hard in Manhattan to not find a church to join because it's too far. . 

[Indomitable 80]

3 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

This was increased security??

 

 

 

 

[Dahobbs 17529]

9 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Well played, but the judges were  looking for New Caledonia time. 

If there's three things MAGA and I know about the Old Testament:

1.  The whole thing takes place in what are now two concurrent timezones.  Yet, God became obsessed with the Eastern Time Zone, specifically between March & November.  Months that Cesaer invented.  You know Cesar, the Roman guy who led before Tiberius who ordered the death of Christ. 

2.  God was clearly into guns.  You always knew when a plague had occurred, because all the scribes would gather to discuss how big the locusts were, how high the parted sea got, what caliber ammo was used.

3.  It's a myth that the Old Testament was written in Hebrew and Aramaic.  It was written in English, so all this Numerology is based on a language that wouldn't be spoken in the region for another 500 years.

Fun non-political fact.  Since his private high school chapel and probably some sort of compulsory chapel (at the time) at Penn.  For 55 years after that, in a handful of locations in Manhattan and 1 in Florida, Trump has lived within a 5-mile radius of several dozen church of myriad faiths.  And he's never been an actual member of any one of them.  Obviously he's been in churches for weddings, funerals, photo ops.  But you have to try really fucking hard in Manhattan to not find a church to join because it's too far. . 

I'm going to be honest, the fact that it doesn't actually go to church is probably the best thing about the man. 

[WhatTheBuck 28776]

5 hours ago, Blotto said:

I had no idea they were still a thing. But lulz at the idea of Kid Rock or the Nuge cancelling a show after suggesting violence. Shit that's typically the close in the second encore. 

 

[Planet Houston 4930]

Holy shit, if true…

Spoiler

😂😂😂

 

[TwiceHorn 31445]

Heard a thing on NPR from someone that studies political violence and violent rhetoric that noted that there had indeed been a recent uptick in violent rhetoric from the left, mostly in the form of "well, if civil war is what they want, bring it on."

It also said that the vast majority of such were from the right, which we all knew.

[Deej 76758]

5 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

So this was the SS “ramped up?!”

Like Mack Brown getting his team amped up for OU.

Edited July 17 by Deej

[Bullneck 19073]

Looking at the seating I'd guess there must have been between 350,000 to 400,000 at that rally.

 

[Chad Fuck 17667]

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[tchookem 3900]

Ugh: https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/nation-world/jack-black-ends-tenacious-d-tour-kyle-gass-trump-shooting-comment/507-b1be744e-d0f3-4e62-b765-53bff4598207?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR2uHwTZmDwj4nZUM2MRt2fe2cEJJhzt17dtBsGtS9wb6uuxGupDxkCG4dA_aem_PnIJyeYrZwdmQbKg3f3SNQ

NEW YORK — The comedy rock duo Tenacious D — made up of Jack Black and Kyle Gass — has canceled the rest of their tour after Gass' remarks about the assassination attempt on Donald Trump.
While onstage at a concert in Sydney on Sunday, Gass was presented with a birthday cake and asked to “make a wish” by Black. Gass responded, “Don't miss Trump next time,” an apparent reference to the rally shooting a day before that left the former president with an injured ear. The video of Gass was widely circulated on social media.
“I was blindsided by what was said at the show on Sunday. I would never condone hate speech or encourage political violence in any form,” Black said in a Tuesday statement on Instagram. “After much reflection, I no longer feel it is appropriate to continue the Tenacious D tour, and all future creative plans are on hold. I am grateful to the fans for their support and understanding.”
Following Black's statement, Gass apologized on Instagram.
“The line I improvised Sunday night in Sydney was highly inappropriate, dangerous and a terrible mistake,” he wrote Tuesday. “I don't condone violence in any kind, in any form, against anyone. What happened was a tragedy, and I'm incredibly sorry for my severe lack of judgement.”
The band recently completed dates in the U.S. and Europe. Their “Spicy Meatball Tour” was slated to continue Tuesday night in Newcastle, hitting most major cities in Australia and New Zealand this month before returning to the U.S. for a select few dates in October.
“Frontier Touring regret to advise that Tenacious D’s concert tonight at Newcastle Entertainment Centre has been postponed,” their touring company announced in a statement on Instagram Tuesday. “Ticket holders are asked to hold onto their tickets until further information is available.”
When asked for further comment, a representative for the band directed the Associated Press back to Black's statement. Details on refunds for the remaining tour dates were not immediately available.

 
I'll still take Kyle over Nugent or Kid Rock.

[Macanudo 12976]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Looking at the seating I'd guess there must have been between 350,000 to 400,000 at that rally.

 

If you mean 350,000 to 400,000 total IQ points,  sure.  

[tx 3 putt 76887]

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

If you mean 350,000 to 400,000 total IQ points,  sure.  

more like lbs 

[Deej 76758]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Looking at the seating I'd guess there must have been between 350,000 to 400,000 at that rally.

 

aggy math

[Brisketexan 105092]

Heard a thing on NPR from someone that studies political violence and violent rhetoric that noted that there had indeed been a recent uptick in violent rhetoric from the left, mostly in the form of "well, if civil war is what they want, bring it on."
It also said that the vast majority of such were from the right, which we all knew.

This. This is my entire point. The rest of us would be suicidally insane if we didn’t respond to the fucking waves of stochastic terrorist language, actual acts of murderous violence, and continuing and relentless threats of “revenge” and “retribution” and purging the country of unbelievers, with “well…if that’s way you want it, we’ll lock and load.” OH NO, VIOLENT LANGUAGE!
No, you fucksticks, it’s us finally coming around to the fact that we have to meet violence with violence. You’re like the Japanese, getting ripshit pissed at the Americans at Pearl Harbor for scrambling to grab weapons and defend themselves. Fuck off and go to hell. Don’t start no shit, won’t be no shit.

[Anastasis 23466]

Curious, do y’all talk like this around normal people irl?

 

I am not referring to the last post exclusively, but some of the shit broadly registered in the course of this thread. Cause some of y’all be wilding  

 

[Brisketexan 105092]

Curious, do y’all talk like this around normal people irl?
 
I am not referring to the last post exclusively, but some of the shit broadly registered in the course of this thread. Cause some of y’all be wilding  
 

Different tone perhaps, but same message. Like “when a group of people repeatedly promise violent retribution, and have actually acted on it multiple times, wouldn’t it be stupid not to prepare to respond in kind?”

[immamac 42839]

I called my dad a racist piece of shit today. So yeah I do talk mostly how I post. 

[DixonHur 11296]

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Curious, do y’all talk like this around normal people irl?

 

I am not referring to the last post exclusively, but some of the shit broadly registered in the course of this thread. Cause some of y’all be wilding  

 

Are you asking if non-MAGA folks would fight back if MAGA started a civil war?

[Indomitable 80]

SIAP
 

 

The most surprising admission to me was that they didnt have the roof secured where the shooter was because it was deemed a safety issue with the sloped roof. They actually had local cops inside the building below. Here’s the sloped roof  

 

 

Shocking levels of incompetence  

 

[mchookem 16325]

sure...most all of my friends are educated smartasses who appreciate good snark.

i mean it's not for everybody, i know some people irl that are much more sensitive (mostly older) and i do dial it back if we're around them...but in general yeah, we enjoy it. and it's why this site is my favorite. 

Edited July 17 by mchookem

[David Dennison 18852]

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

I called my dad a racist piece of shit today. So yeah I do talk mostly how I post. 

[Rex Kramer 1335]

41 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This. This is my entire point. The rest of us would be suicidally insane if we didn’t respond to the fucking waves of stochastic terrorist language, actual acts of murderous violence, and continuing and relentless threats of “revenge” and “retribution” and purging the country of unbelievers, with “well…if that’s way you want it, we’ll lock and load.” OH NO, VIOLENT LANGUAGE!
No, you fucksticks, it’s us finally coming around to the fact that we have to meet violence with violence. You’re like the Japanese, getting ripshit pissed at the Americans at Pearl Harbor for scrambling to grab weapons and defend themselves. Fuck off and go to hell. Don’t start no shit, won’t be no shit.

You’ve absolutely lost all your marbles. 

[Dahobbs 17529]

13 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Curious, do y’all talk like this around normal people irl?

 

I am not referring to the last post exclusively, but some of the shit broadly registered in the course of this thread. Cause some of y’all be wilding  

 

Are you obsessed with everything being an indictment on the military industrial complex in real life? 

[Dahobbs 17529]

7 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

You’ve absolutely lost all your marbles. 

You have to remember, he isnt as "white" as you. He is firmly in the cross hairs of MAGA. For some people, this is much more serious and dangerous. You have a luxury that many people don't.  The bunch of dead people in a Walmart in El Paso should have told you. Or the ones in the gay night clubs. Or...

Edited July 17 by Dahobbs

[wildcat09 29348]

Nobody needs to hear a lecture about normal people from a libertarian tradcath.

[Rex Kramer 1335]

2 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

You have to remember, he isnt as "white" as you. He is firmly in the cross hairs of MAGA. For some people, this is much more serious and dangerous. You have a luxury that many people don't.  The bunch of dead people in a Walmart in El Paso should have told you. Or the ones in the gay night clubs. Or...

Bad shit happens to all people all the time. Is the rhetoric terrible?  Yes. Yeah it is. I would not be surprised with a civil war. Am I comparing republicans to Japanese attacking Pearl Harbor?  Looney Toons. 

[ChiTownDoc 21145]

Shit’s getting real in here.  Let’s get it all out, gents.  

[SizzleChest 8283]

24 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Curious, do y’all talk like this around normal people irl?

 

I am not referring to the last post exclusively, but some of the shit broadly registered in the course of this thread. Cause some of y’all be wilding  

 

Not really, but unlike you, I tolerate it for the most part and don’t react this way for every Brisket post:

 

[wildcat09 29348]

2 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Bad shit happens to all people all the time. Is the rhetoric terrible?  Yes. Yeah it is. I would not be surprised with a civil war. Am I comparing republicans to Japanese attacking Pearl Harbor?  Looney Toons. 

Yeah, they’re worse. Japan attacked an enemy state. Trumpers will be more akin to the Nazis rounding up fellow citizens into ghettos and concentration camps.