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1 hour ago, brakeman said:

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Trump’s medical report from ‘assassination attempt’ has been leaked.

Coke and Viagra, just in case there are any preteens around in western Pennsylvania.

 

The top medicine is an anti psychotic and the second one is a Alzheimer’s med lol

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This is the thread for all discussion around this event.  There are rules for this community including not wishing death on anyone.  Anyone posting anything encouraging assassination attempt

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This attempt is a consequence of Trump’s increasing rhetoric of violence 

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It's just exhausting. Ever since he came down the escalator everything has been exhausting.

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24 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

LIKE A TRUE AMERICAN HERO!!!!!

He actually just plugged the hole in his ear with a McNugget they had waiting for him in his limo. 

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The top medicine is an anti psychotic and the second one is a Alzheimer’s med lol

Who gives a shit. That report is fake and honestly, needs to be nuked from this thread.
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44 minutes ago, scottsins said:


Who gives a shit. That report is fake and honestly, needs to be nuked from this thread.

Wait.  You mean his wife's name isn't Melanie?

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Really fuckin weird, my wife had a matt carriker (demo ranch dude) video on her recommended scroll on YouTube this morning. I do not understand why media companies pump up dirt bags who sell "make politicians scared again" hats on his bunker banding apparel site

https://web.archive.org/web/20240705070410/https://www.bunkerbranding.com/products/make-politicians-afraid-again-hat

For some reason that product isn't on his storefront anymore...

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33 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Really fuckin weird, my wife had a matt carriker (demo ranch dude) video on her recommended scroll on YouTube this morning. I do not understand why media companies pump up dirt bags who sell "make politicians scared again" hats on his bunker banding apparel site

https://web.archive.org/web/20240705070410/https://www.bunkerbranding.com/products/make-politicians-afraid-again-hat

For some reason that product isn't on his storefront anymore...

So I click that, and then I start getting that shit in my feed.  Gonna pass.

 

/That said, I've had weirder stuff show up in various feeds for no apparent reason that I will admit.

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I can’t believe Ugandan children wear crocs.  Wtf

I can't believe C-Man follows Sebastian Gorka.

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19 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

She's fat!

She's a she!

DEIO hire!!!!

(Diversity, Equity, Inclusion, Obesity)

I think the Secret Service should have in shape officers that know how to handle their weapon.

It's weird I know. 

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32 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Do we know if he got stitches in his ear? I would assume so if he's still wearing a big bandage on it five days later.

I’m assuming the bandage is purely for show. Didn’t we see a photo of him backstage without it?

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A man would laugh this wound off. There's an absurdity to the wounded ear, but MAGAs don't do absurd or comedy.

God stepped in and deflected bullets into hapless people other than Trump. He would have left anybody else to his own devices. Hell, look what he let his Son go through! He likes Donald Trump more!

I wonder if Donald will find some way to wince from the ongoing agony of having part of your ear shot off. (It doesn't matter to me if it was plexiglass. Somebody fired bullets.) 

He will tell tales at Camp Trump, the presidential retreat, about the heroic efforts of the Secret Service to revive his ear. 

"People are saying they've never seen someone recover from a gunshot wound so fast. A Green Beret Airborne SEAL came up to me. Arms bigger than trees. Tears running down his manly face. People say I have a manly face. Do you think I have a manly face? I'll never get credit for it, but that's okay. Where's the golf cart?"

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57 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Do we know if he got stitches in his ear? I would assume so if he's still wearing a big bandage on it five days later.

Or he's just a narcissist who does everything he can to draw attention to himself. 

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10 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

A man would laugh this wound off.

Evander Holyfield had the same wound in the same spot.  And he kept fighting.  And the person he kept fighting was an enraged Mike Tyson.  Who then bit him again.

Evander 2028.  Who's with me?

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32 minutes ago, Indomitable said:

I think the Secret Service should have in shape officers that know how to handle their weapon.

It's weird I know. 

She's in significantly better shape than the majority of cops. 

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8 hours ago, Derka said:

 

I flipped over to see if the local nightly news had started and saw one of the Texas delegates -- they were wearing Texas flag shirts -- with a faux bandage on his ear. SMGDH 

 

2 hours ago, dcbc said:

So I click that, and then I start getting that shit in my feed.  Gonna pass.

 

/That said, I've had weirder stuff show up in various feeds for no apparent reason that I will admit.

I can't believe C-Man follows Sebastian Gorka.

I don't even know who that is. Scrolled past it on Threads, I think.

 

32 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I’m assuming the bandage is purely for show. Didn’t we see a photo of him backstage without it?

100% for show

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The correct first speech after this event, starts off, "Gentlemen, countrymen . . . . "

 

Also, the cultish behavior of MAGA looks to be close to putting nonexistent National Championship placards on the side of Trump Tower.

 

Trump should hire Jimbo Fisher.  

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27 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

She's in significantly better shape than the majority of cops. 

Hmm, I doubt that. Even if that is true, she not's on patrol for Austin PD.

I assumed there's higher standards for security detail of current and former Presidents. I guess everyone is fucking fat now.

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7 minutes ago, Indomitable said:

Hmm, I doubt that. Even if that is true, she not's on patrol for Austin PD.

I assumed there's higher standards for security detail of current and former Presidents. I guess everyone is fucking fat now.

1) She doesn't appear to be that fat. Hell, from the video and photos, you couldn't tell the difference between fat because out of shape and someone built like a softball catcher (i.e., plenty of muscle). 

2) Yes, of course everyone is. Average BMI in the US is nearly 30. 

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thinking about people like indomitable and the rest of the dipshit brigade criticizing the body men/women secret service agents that jumped on trump while the shooting was occurring and immediately afterwards because of their gender and appearance...

can you imagine being so committed to the job that you actually fall on that disgusting piece of shit to shield him from incoming fire, raising the probability of getting yourself shot by like a zillion relative to the typical day in the life of? that you would give your life to save such an atrocious apotheosis of the worst of humanity? i mean, when he was the actual president, i can see the notion of being committed to the idea and what the office represents, etc...  that you see it as your duty to protect the elected president of the united states. but to be responsible for giving your life to protect campaigning candidate trump...man, that would suck.

and now you have a bunch of diabetic fat fuck boomer pieces of shit who wish we had a fascist monarch sitting around on their computers/phones making jokes about how you are unfit for the job.

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4 minutes ago, sidis said:

thinking about people like indomitable and the rest of the dipshit brigade criticizing the body men/women secret service agents that jumped on trump while the shooting was occurring and immediately afterwards because of their gender and appearance...

I never disparaged her gender.

5 minutes ago, sidis said:

can you imagine being so committed to the job that you actually fall on that disgusting piece of shit to shield him from incoming fire, raising the probability of getting yourself shot by like a zillion relative to the typical day in the life of? that you would give your life to save such an atrocious apotheosis of the worst of humanity? i mean, when he was the actual president, i can see the notion of being committed to the idea and what the office represents, etc...  that you see it as your duty to protect the elected president of the united states. but to be responsible for giving your life to protect campaigning candidate trump...man, that would suck.

these are all choices. just like her choice to be overweight.

5 minutes ago, sidis said:

and now you have a bunch of diabetic fat fuck boomer pieces of shit who wish we had a fascist monarch sitting around on their computers/phones making jokes about how you are unfit for the job.

she's quite literally unfit.

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thinking about people like indomitable and the rest of the dipshit brigade criticizing the body men/women secret service agents that jumped on trump while the shooting was occurring and immediately afterwards because of their gender and appearance...

can you imagine being so committed to the job that you actually fall on that disgusting piece of shit to shield him from incoming fire, raising the probability of getting yourself shot by like a zillion relative to the typical day in the life of? that you would give your life to save such an atrocious apotheosis of the worst of humanity? i mean, when he was the actual president, i can see the notion of being committed to the idea and what the office represents, etc...  that you see it as your duty to protect the elected president of the united states. but to be responsible for giving your life to protect campaigning candidate trump...man, that would suck.

and now you have a bunch of diabetic fat fuck boomer pieces of shit who wish we had a fascist monarch sitting around on their computers/phones making jokes about how you are unfit for the job.

Can I find the opportunity to use apotheosis in a sentence today?

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7 minutes ago, sidis said:

thinking about people like indomitable and the rest of the dipshit brigade criticizing the body men/women secret service agents that jumped on trump while the shooting was occurring and immediately afterwards because of their gender and appearance...

can you imagine being so committed to the job that you actually fall on that disgusting piece of shit to shield him from incoming fire, raising the probability of getting yourself shot by like a zillion relative to the typical day in the life of? that you would give your life to save such an atrocious apotheosis of the worst of humanity? i mean, when he was the actual president, i can see the notion of being committed to the idea and what the office represents, etc...  that you see it as your duty to protect the elected president of the united states. but to be responsible for giving your life to protect campaigning candidate trump...man, that would suck.

and now you have a bunch of diabetic fat fuck boomer pieces of shit who wish we had a fascist monarch sitting around on their computers/phones making jokes about how you are unfit for the job.

Imagine the firefighter who was actually killed after attending a stupid Trump political rally. I mean his tweets show he was a true believer POS but imagine that being the venue and manner of checking out of this world.

 

6 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Definitely want to keep scrolling next time. 

 

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13 minutes ago, Indomitable said:

I never disparaged her gender.

these are all choices. just like her choice to be overweight.

she's quite literally unfit.

If she is too fat (which from the pictures and videos really looks more like a thick softball catcher build), then Trump is supremely, morbidly obese. And dollars to donuts she is in significantly better shape than you and significantly stronger. 

 

 

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27 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

If she is too fat (which from the pictures and videos really looks more like a thick softball catcher build), then Trump is supremely, morbidly obese. And dollars to donuts she is in significantly better shape than you and significantly stronger. 

 

 

Forget it you are wasting your breath. Women in politics are harrassed and body-shamed, whether it be this woman in the SS, Katie Porter, or Huckabee and even as ugly as going after children like Chelsea Clinton and Monica Lewinsky back in the day. This is who these people are.

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1 hour ago, Indomitable said:

Hmm, I doubt that. Even if that is true, she not's on patrol for Austin PD.

I assumed there's higher standards for security detail of current and former Presidents. I guess everyone is fucking fat now.

I've mentioned before my (ex) uncle was on Nixon's detail.  That dude ran his ass off every day in training.  I'd guess 8-10  miles when the schedule allowed.

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1 hour ago, immamac said:

I had a guy yesterday tell me that he wants secret service to be a bunch of "6'4 adonis mother fuckers who are gay" I laughed pretty hard. 

Pretty sure Pence asked for the same thing in 2016.

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