Donald Trump Assassination Attempt

[kevwun 15770]

An SKS?  He would have been better off throwing rocks.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

SKS

Cheap bastard 

[Mo Horn 8831]

Irony is dead

[Superhero 8828]

3 hours ago, 'stache said:

Arm the cart girls.

And they shoot if you flirt too heavily with them? No thank you.

[Gatorubet 30189]

That’s the problem with mentally ill shooters. They have no style.   If I had attempted it, it would have been from behind the grassy knoll that is his former wife’s grave.   Even if the Secret Service killed me before I fired, everyone would be talking about his wife’s unkempt grave on a golf course.  I don’t believe Fox has covered that yet.

Edited September 16 by Gatorubet

[Gatorubet 30189]

19 minutes ago, kevwun said:

An SKS?  He would have been better off throwing rocks.

I guess convicted felons who purchase firearms with obliterated serial numbers can’t be too choosy. 

And Justice Thomas wants to know if convicted felons were prohibited from carrying a blunderbuss back then. 

[Js1 85297]

15 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Irony is dead

Start by telling your kids than their grandfather keeps inciting violence BY PEOPLE IN HIS OWN PARTY because he's a racist piece of shit. 

[HenryJames 66038]

16 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Irony is dead

Why didn't he just talk to them as a group?

['stache 21801]

23 minutes ago, Superhero said:

And they shoot if you flirt too heavily with them? No thank you.

I was kinda joking at first but maybe it's a good idea afterall.

[TexasEd 8066]

 

[elfenix 34227]

43 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

That’s the problem with mentally ill shooters. They have no style.   If I had attempted it, it would have been from behind the grassy knoll that is his former wife’s grave.   Even if the Secret Service killed me before I fired, everyone would be talking about his wife’s unkempt grave on a golf course.  I don’t believe Fox has covered that yet.

Like he'd ever visit that.

[yoladu 4092]

53 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 

i can think of 4 families that had worse conversations last week in Georgia. I too believe that no person should ever have to do that in America.

 

the narcissism runs deep in that family.

 

 

 

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Edited September 16 by yoladu

[TexasEd 8066]

53 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Irony is dead

Yep, there are thousands of families in the US that have kids asking their parents “Why does President Trump hate us and want us in jail?”

What about the kids that were separated from their parents at the border?  

Sick sense of entitlement.

[Pato del Muerto 52487]

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

What the fuck is an AK-47 supreme?

I think it comes with nacho cheese instead of shredded cheddar. 

[T-shirt Sip 2097]

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

Irony is dead

Best I can do are thoughts and prayers.

 

[C-Man 27200]

56 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Why didn't he just talk to them as a group?

Narrator: He didn't speak to a single one of them.

[royiv 9275]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

Narrator: He didn't speak to a single one of them.

And grandpa doesn’t even know their names.

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Oh c'mon Jr, you know the real question you are answering is "Daddy, why does Grandpa smell like poo poo and why does he keep calling us all Joe or Barack?"

[Brisketexan 105083]

13 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Best I can do are concepts of thoughts and prayers.

FIF how shit works in MAGA land.  That's the best the rest of us can offer in return.

[InkaUtexas 25876]

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

An SKS?  He would have been better off throwing rocks.

I have seen some determined dudes hold back a Marine column with a few SKS. And no, this was not in Vietnam.

 

[Pancho 44721]

[kevwun 15770]

6 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

I have seen some determined dudes hold back a Marine column with a few SKS. And no, this was not in Vietnam.

 

and you still wouldn't pick one for target shooting.

[C-Man 27200]

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

He almost get there doesn't he?

[F250 28766]

2 hours ago, DixonHur said:

No kidding, what's with these "assassins" and assault style rifles?  

Have these dumb asses never been deer hunting, known anyone who has.... or fuck, just accidentally flipped on the Outdoor Channel?

Everything associated with Trump is a clown show so it shouldn't be a surprise that he gets the assassins out of a Benny Hill chase scene.

[InkaUtexas 25876]

6 minutes ago, kevwun said:

and you still wouldn't pick one for target shooting.

I would. I have fired a few of them. And what distance?

[kevwun 15770]

From what has been published, he never got particularly close.  So let's say a few hundred yards.  You take an SKS and I'll take a bolt action deer rifle and see who does best.

[InkaUtexas 25876]

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

From what has been published, he never got particularly close.  So let's say a few hundred yards.  You take an SKS and I'll take a bolt action deer rifle and see who does best.

I will just shoot you and take the bolt action. News said was about 500M. Yeah, SKS is not my first choice. But target shooting can be 5 feet with a .25 cal.

[achooloco 1067]

Looking at his truth posts, he is such a lying piece of shit projecting his vile ugliness on everyone else. This country deserves better 

[SubliminalHorn 6786]

False flag

[dcbc 14465]

4 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

if you follow Justice Thomas and his decision in Bruen, that would be exactly right.

I had to read Bruen and Rahimi recently.  The historical analysis gave me a headache.  

[SydneyCarton 48069]

12 minutes ago, achooloco said:

Looking at his truth posts, he is such a lying piece of shit projecting his vile ugliness on everyone else. This country deserves better 

Lately I wonder. 

[Brisketexan 105083]

1 minute ago, dcbc said:

I had to read Bruen and Rahimi recently.  The historical analysis gave me a headache.  

"historical analysis"

[dcbc 14465]

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

"historical analysis"

You're correct.  The quotation marks were necessary.  

[High Plains Drifter 11035]

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

I think all golfers should be shot.

 

Correct me if I'm wrong, but if we shoot all the golfers, they're going to lock me up and throw away the key. 

 

 

 

Anyway, once the orange fuck's luck finally runs out, I hope Kamala says "I like ex-presidents who don't get shot." 

 

 

[Guadaloopy 10960]

2 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

Irony is dead

No fucking way this is real.  It can't be.  If it is real, we are definitely in a simulation.

[yoladu 4092]

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Narrator: He didn't speak to a single one of them.

probably didn't have custody this weekend.

Edited September 16 by yoladu

[InkaUtexas 25876]

14 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Correct me if I'm wrong, but if we shoot all the golfers, they're going to lock me up and throw away the key. 

 

 

 

Anyway, once the orange fuck's luck finally runs out, I hope Kamala says "I like ex-presidents who don't get shot." 

 

 

Still doubtful if he has been shot.

[Gatorubet 30189]

23 minutes ago, dcbc said:

I had to read Bruen and Rahimi recently.  The historical analysis gave me a headache.  

I have an ancestor during the revolutionary war who was tasked by the safety committee of the town with collecting the firearms of neighbors in the community who were thought to be not friendly to the revolution. So he took them from those neighbors and “loaned” them to the Berkshire County militia.  

If you go back and read Heller, there was all kinds of evidence presented that at least some of the colonial American governments regulated many aspects of firearms use and ownership.  Heller was the damn bursting on this bullshit. 

[F250 28766]

8 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

I would. I have fired a few of them. And what distance?

I had a Norinco SKS a long time ago. It was accurate up to 100 yards, 150 yards was a crap shoot and if you hit a target at 200 yards it was luck.

[InkaUtexas 25876]

Just now, F250 said:

I had a Norinco SKS a long time ago. It was accurate up to 100 yards, 150 yards was a crap shoot and if you hit a target at 200 yards it was luck.

I did not say it automatically made you Carlos Hatchcock. I did not say the gunman was smart either.

 

[dcbc 14465]

48 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I have an ancestor during the revolutionary war who was tasked by the safety committee of the town with collecting the firearms of neighbors in the community who were thought to be not friendly to the revolution. So he took them from those neighbors and “loaned” them to the Berkshire County militia.  

If you go back and read Heller, there was all kinds of evidence presented that at least some of the colonial American governments regulated many aspects of firearms use and ownership.  Heller was the damn bursting on this bullshit. 

Both Heller and Rahini are pretty clear that the 2nd amendment doesn't apply to "non-law-abiding citizens" and do not impede felon-in-possession prohibitions.  So at least there's that.

[Brisketexan 105083]

1 minute ago, dcbc said:

Both Heller and Rahini are pretty clear that the 2nd amendment doesn't apply to "non-law-abiding citizens" and do not impede felon-in-possession prohibitions.  So at least there's that.

Thomas's opinion in Bruen, looking at Heller and Rahini:

I'm not engaging in hyperbole when I say that Bruen is the worst-written, worst-reasoned, and worst-applied SCOTUS decision of my lifetime.  It's fucking breathtakingly bad, and then they abused its reasoning even more to reach their pre-decided conclusion, ignoring the very "rule" they had just pronounced.  It's a fucking embarrassment; if someone had turned it in as a law school exam answer, it would get a fucking F.

[Surly Bevo 24908]

With all his last minute “I want to play golf” shit and general disregard for protocols sounds like to me Trump is a soft target.

[Bama Llama 1450]

There’s a Darwin Award honorable mention here somewhere.

[High Plains Drifter 11035]

6 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

With all his last minute “I want to play golf” shit and general disregard for protocols sounds like to me Trump is a soft target.

 

I would even say he's a billowy target

 

[Born to Run 6569]

6 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

With all his last minute “I want to play golf” shit and general disregard for protocols sounds like to me Trump is a soft target.

I've often notice that the universe will give a couple warnings before the dildo of consequences arrives unlubed. Third time is usually the charm if you don't course correct.

[Bama Llama 1450]

Well, ain’t THIS a fuckin bitch!!?

AL.com just posted that Dotard is “looking into” attending the UGA /Bama game next week.  That sound you hear is Kalen De Boer smacking his forehead.  Sonofa got damned mutha fucking bitch.  He’s after those 11,000 votes again.  Asshole.

[Sawbonz 27543]

7 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

What if this was a real shooter? Someone with skills who did not need an AK Supreme to take a shot?

[InkaUtexas 25876]

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

See, I am not. I think it would be a hell of a lot worse if he is killed vs. losing.

I just want him to go back to Mar-a-boca-vista with Loomer.

[SizzleChest 8283]

6 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

What the fuck is an AK-47 supreme?

It's an AK-47 with sour cream on it.