Republican Convention - "mill-e-wah-que"

[tx 3 putt 76,901]

4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

He'd already left to go to the stage when she came in to sit in the box

pure coincidence I’m sure 

[cabowabo 4,484]

Now we’re talking business. lol 

[Gil Bang 25,934]

Fucking Kid Rock in the house. 

[bolverk 29,659]

4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I know you're a cocksucker, but, must you be a LYING cocksucker?

Yes, he's a lying cocksucker.

 

Notice that in this one, he changed his username to GHOSTUSER, but he tells the tale. He edited, so you can actually see his original username. I don't have anything against him doing desperate things while in the throes of addiction. I do have a problem with him being a liar.

[Creasy Bear 667]

17 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Personally, I think American politics  becoming indistinguishable from pro wrestling has been a positive development.

How can y’all top the Hulk! Are we going to see the Rock at the DNC? He is not too keen with Biden anymore. Forget about getting Stone Cold Steve Austin.

[BamaATL 16,593]

The problem for useful idiots is that they don't understand the truth.  They are only useful to a point, and that they are idiots.  

[Macklemore 2,876]

Kid Rock!!! Fucking love him. His bar in Nashville is badass. BIDEN IS TOAST! Hahahahahaha. The GOP — the party of the common man. Except for the Sikh prayer, this RNC has been perfect. 

[HRSchenker 2,268]

JD Vance getting into it lmao 

[Anastasis 23,468]

This is all very serious. 

[Mo Horn 8,832]

Nothing funnier than watching 60 year old white people rocking out to Kid Rock. OMFG

[CTC2 2,794]

14 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

What don’t you get. The RNC is connecting with the common American man. I think we are going to get 70% of the white male vote this election. We have had fun tonight. We also did the incredibly moving tribute to the 13 American soldiers killed in Afghanistan as a result of the horrible withdrawal from that country. Biden never contacted any of those families after their deaths.

That last part is bullshit and not true. 
I’m confused when it became fashionable to be a dumbass?  
Obama lost the white vote twice so I’m not worried about what all the old white people are doing. But, do you ever stop and think why the majority of white people are voting for a guy like Trump?  I’ll let you in on a secret, it has nothing to do with taxes. 

[Gil Bang 25,934]

This is the most pathetic, sad shit I've ever seen. 

[gmr548 16,576]

47 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

This has been the most successful RNC in my memory and I have been to a couple in person. 

What is success? Only extreme ideologues, partisans, and political junkies watch these things. They do not matter, especially these days.

If you mean it was personally successful for you in that you were able to gargle a previously unfathomable amount of GOP balls, I love that for you.

[HRSchenker 2,268]

Something really bizarre about Kid Rock's facial hair. Like he never grew out of his peach fuzz when he was a kid and now it's stained with cigarette smoke 

[Da Fino 2,779]

1 minute ago, bolverk said:

Yes, he's a lying cocksucker.

 

Notice that in this one, he changed his username to GHOSTUSER, but he tells the tale. He edited, so you can actually see his original username. I don't have anything against him doing desperate things while in the throes of addiction. I do have a problem with him being a liar.

I’m the opposite. He gives addicts a bad name. He’s just a try-hard dork that’s trying to get people mad by being an edgelord. And he sucks cock for shitty drugs. Double threat. 

[hookem2010 2,624]

7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Are we sure he’s not a bit?

It has to be a bit, right?

Icono/Macklemore playing the super long con. He's had to say truly despicable things to get us all to buy the bit, but this can no longer be a real person, right?

[Macklemore 2,876]

Ok I was wrong about Biden not meeting the 13 families. My bad I thought that’s what they said. I wasn’t paying that close attention. They’re still pissed off at Biden enough to shit on him at the RNC and praise Trump! That’s all that matters!

[Gil Bang 25,934]

Holy fuck y'all. I just clicked around and found the KOTH episode where Buck Strickland gets kicked out of Jugstore Cowboys

[gmr548 16,576]

12 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Are we sure he’s not a bit?

It has to be a bit, right?

Honestly, probably. We all bite now and then.

[Macklemore 2,876]

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

This is the most pathetic, sad shit I've ever seen. 

Why do you hate the common man Gil Bang? This convention is for us Republicans. You shouldn’t like it because you’re a fucking Democrat. I’m going to hate the lame shit y’all will roll out next month.

[CTC2 2,794]

17 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I hope Trump leans into being grateful for God saving his life for the purpose for saving this country from the tailspin it’s in. Be Presidential. Love that I heard he is not going to mention the name of the worst President in American history. Christians like me are praying for Donald Trump. 

Your idea of Christianity is so good the only way you can get people to buy into it is by force. 

[Gil Bang 25,934]

Just now, Macklemore said:

Why do you hate the common man Gil Bang? This convention is for us Republicans. You shouldn’t like it because you’re a fucking Democrat. I’m going to hate the lame shit y’all will roll out next month.

Oh trust me, you're not the "common man". 

[mchookem 16,325]

13 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Are you real or a troll?

 

13 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Are we sure he’s not a bit?

It has to be a bit, right?

yeah...he totally overplayed his bit tonight lol. busted! 😆

[mdmost 43,001]

14 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Are we sure he’s not a bit?

It has to be a bit, right?

I think he's so MAGA he's lost touch with reality. We really need Fat Bastard to come in here and straighten him out again. 

[tx 3 putt 76,901]

All the fuck yous and ill will at Lee greenwood 

fuck him 

[cabowabo 4,484]

Despite our differences, we can all agree that Lee Greenwood is an American legend. 

[Michael Knight 12,977]

[hookem2010 2,624]

Why?

[staboner 4,969]

i just tuned in a caught the kid rock bit.

that was festive

i think i need more electrolytes to get through this

 

[Macklemore 2,876]

Lee Greenwood “Proud to be American”. Try to top that next month Dems.

[tx 3 putt 76,901]

That tampon looks ridiculous 

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Despite our differences, we can all agree that Lee Greenwood is an American legend. 

fuck that fucking docuche

i hope a meteorite hits him tonight 

[Kermit 3,156]

Just now, Macklemore said:

Lee Greenwood “Proud to be American”. Try to top that next month Dems.

I would rather hear Joan Baez queef into a microphone. 

[Gil Bang 25,934]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

That tampon looks ridiculous 

That's a pantyliner

[Macklemore 2,876]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

That tampon looks ridiculous 

fuck that fucking docuche

i hope a meteorite hits him tonight 

[tx 3 putt 76,901]

Anyone crying in that crowd needs a .22 to the head asap 

[Mo Horn 8,832]

It's too painful to tell the story again, so listen closely

[CTC2 2,794]

4 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Lee Greenwood “Proud to be American”. Try to top that next month Dems.

Now I understand. Performance art. 

[Gil Bang 25,934]

we're gonna hear a "Sir, Sir" story, aren't we? Somebody was crying, I'm sure

[tchookem 3,900]

yeah...he totally overplayed his bit tonight lol. busted!

Right? Was the whole thing a bit all along? This has me wondering if he even sucked dick for drugs. My whole hornfans/shaggy/surly reality is shattered.

I sat next to Derka at the UNC game at Jerryworld. I didn't say anything to him, but now I'm not sure that that was real.

Am I just a figment in an autistic kid's snowglobe?

[RomaVicta 29,904]

10 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Why do you hate the common man Gil Bang? This convention is for us Republicans. You shouldn’t like it because you’re a fucking Democrat. I’m going to hate the lame shit y’all will roll out next month.

It's not Republican versus Democrat. It's anti-republic versus pro-republic.

You're treating this like football. Same with the survivors of the soldiers you've brought up. It's not a considered position, it's blind loyalty to a jersey. 

And if it were football, these nutjob jihadists who have no grasp on reality are the goddamn Aggies. It's why I can't watch it.

[Macklemore 2,876]

This is fucking awesome. What a badass. Talking about the assassination attempt and his experience. You think a loser like GWB would have the balls and vulnerability to share with the American public.

[tx 3 putt 76,901]

‘Bullet’ ????

[hookem2010 2,624]

PT Barnum was about 180 years too early. These are the real freaks. 

[chainsaw 9,864]

[TwiceHorn 31,446]

32 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

You lie easier than breathing. It's insane.

https://www.npr.org/2021/08/30/1032258906/biden-honors-u-s-service-members-killed-in-kabul

 

Biden stood stoically across from the families as carry teams from each branch of the military brought their fellow service members to waiting vehicles. He bowed his head after each of the fallen was lifted into the dark vans.

It was so quiet that the officers' footsteps could be heard amid the commands of the marching officers and buzz of a military plane overhead.

The president and his wife, Jill, met privately with the family members of all 13 families.

[staboner 4,969]

this is amazing stuff

[TwiceHorn 31,446]

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

This is fucking awesome. What a badass. Talking about the assassination attempt and his experience. You think a loser like GWB would have the balls and vulnerability to share with the American public.

Geezus Christ, are you back on the pipe?

[Macklemore 2,876]

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

It's too painful to tell the story again, so listen closely

This is the first time he has spoken since the assassination attempt. This is oral history. Pay attention. 

[gmr548 16,576]

Something to keep in mind - Trump speaking at 10:30 pm EST was likely designed to keep his speech out of the limelight, because you have to be really invested in politics to stay up and watch it. 

 

[Gil Bang 25,934]

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

https://www.npr.org/2021/08/30/1032258906/biden-honors-u-s-service-members-killed-in-kabul

 

Biden stood stoically across from the families as carry teams from each branch of the military brought their fellow service members to waiting vehicles. He bowed his head after each of the fallen was lifted into the dark vans.

It was so quiet that the officers' footsteps could be heard amid the commands of the marching officers and buzz of a military plane overhead.

The president and his wife, Jill, met privately with the family members of all 13 families.

Hey, has Don the Con called the dead firefighter's wife yet?