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Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than on any place on the face of the earth?

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Brian Fantana

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Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... BAM! A fuckin bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya. Would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?

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When I was a young attorney, maybe 2001 or so, a partner at my firm was speaking at a CLE on some subject addressing oral advocacy, and he got to a section in his presentation about the need for succinctness and brevity, and he opened with this clip, and it brought the house down.

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