2024 Paris Olympics

[tokamak 6,687]

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Great beach volleyball match going on between Brazil and Netherlands. Chick on Brazil has a tremendous dumper and they didnt waste a lot of money on  bikini materials. 

Brazil chicks are smoke. One of the Dutch is a little thicc, feel like you don't see that much in beach volleyball.

Brazil wins

[Longboard Horn 41,350]

[Mittens 8,705]

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,975]

5000 meter race?

Zzzzzz

[BillyGoatHill 4,420]

4 hours ago, Mittens said:

Drought is over...

https://taskandpurpose.com/news/army-marksmanship-instructor-wins-olympic-medal-in-rifle-event/

Edited August 2 by BillyGoatHill

[WBT 20,966]

France swept the men's bmx.  Pretty cool.

[beer 3,294]

5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Sharon, I want my dog back

 

Edited August 2 by beer

[Fudge Nuggets 19,453]

7 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

It’s certainly better than watching our soccer team getting their shit pushed in.

Soccer should be a fringe sport.

[shnsajax 3,607]

Cracks me up how badminton players blow on their fingers in between points.

[TonyTexas 10,741]

2 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

Cracks me up how badminton players blow on their fingers in between points.

Do tennis players also crack you up?

[Deej 77,806]

7 hours ago, Mittens said:

If they gave out medals for randomly shooting at a rooftop bar while you cruised down a freeway, though.

2 hours ago, beer said:

Sharon, I want my dog back

 

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,453]

USA mixed 4x400 relay team broke the world record by more than a full second in the qualifiers.  They was hauling ass.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,803]

Peacock Olympic Highlights show with Kevin Hart and Kenan Thompson is best show on network.

[BurntEyes 6,291]

8 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Peacock Olympic Highlights show with Kevin Hart and Kenan Thompson is best show on network.

It's gone unnoticed and it shouldn't. It's really witty and they gave them a wide birth of commentary. It's funny.

[The Dog 44,854]

[Armybrat 41,389]

[BrazilHorn 6,822]

Did Richardson take a hit from a helium tank or does she always sound like that?

[InkaUtexas 26,860]

29 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Centimeters? Or Millimeters?

[ztejas 44,223]

25 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Did Richardson take a hit

Yes.

[dcbc 14,644]

Watching synchronized diving. Chinese team had a great name. Long/Wang with a perfect entry made me chuckle.

Snoop is the perfect correspondent.

[BrazilHorn 6,822]

Watching Chinese swimmers is just so annoying. Have to assume the vast majority of them are on some type of drug that  Chinese government worked 24x7 to beat testing standards. 

[Braff Zacklin 13,676]

Just now, BrazilHorn said:

Have to assume the vast majority of them are on some type of drug that  Chinese government worked 24x7 to beat testing standards. 

Everybody is. I'm sure there are exceptions, but if you're talking swimming, track, field, weightlifting, and on and on, they are all using something to get an edge. The days of the "natural" athlete are long gone.

[InkaUtexas 26,860]

Seeing Marchand with the entire arena sing the French anthem was pretty cool.

[UTexasFight 9,809]

9 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Seeing Marchand with the entire arena sing the French anthem was pretty cool.

Who is going to be our version of Manchard in ‘28, swimming or otherwise?

[Braff Zacklin 13,676]

Watching a replay of the US men's v-ball team beating Japan and my takeaway was, "Sure wish Texas fielded a men's team."

[GopherRock 1,773]

29 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Seeing Marchand with the entire arena sing the French anthem was pretty cool.

Watch the medal ceremony of the heavyweight judo from earlier today. It's cool to hear a jacked up French crowd belt out La Marseillaise. 

[BearSchlong 8,238]

Watching synchronized diving. Chinese team had a great name. Long/Wang with a perfect entry made me chuckle.

Snoop is the perfect correspondent.

My bff group text had fun with those names all night.

[ztejas 44,223]

58 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Everybody is. I'm sure there are exceptions, but if you're talking swimming, track, field, weightlifting, and on and on, they are all using something to get an edge. The days of the "natural" athlete are long gone.

Not true. I'm a natural athlete.

Minus the alcohol, weed, cigs, blow etc.

[InkaUtexas 26,860]

18 minutes ago, GopherRock said:

Watch the medal ceremony of the heavyweight judo from earlier today. It's cool to hear a jacked up French crowd belt out La Marseillaise. 

Badass. Here it is. The selfie the Korean got it priceless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJlieJ1eDjg

 

[UTexasFight 9,809]

Saturday broadcast schedule

eastern times I believe

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2024/08/how-to-watch-every-event-at-the-2024-paris-olympics-on-saturday-august-3

[BearSchlong 8,238]

Not true. I'm a natural athlete.
Minus the alcohol, weed, cigs, blow etc.

[Braff Zacklin 13,676]

1 minute ago, BearSchlong said:

That's what 40 CCs of fish paralyzer--aka "The Moist"--gets you.

For those unfamiliar with the source material, here's an SNL classic:

 

[ztejas 44,223]

8 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

I'll deadlift 225 in your face then take your mother out for a nice catfish dinner. 

[BurntEyes 6,291]

47 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'll deadlift 225 in your face then take your mother out for a nice catfish dinner. 

Bro, do you even "Moist"?

[PRONG HORN 3,219]

[Hank_Hill 19,995]

6 hours ago, BrazilHorn said:

Watching Chinese swimmers is just so annoying. Have to assume the vast majority of them are on some type of drug that  Chinese government worked 24x7 to beat testing standards. 

Lol. United States has been smashing records for decades but now that it’s some Asians it’s annoying. 

Edited August 3 by Hank_Hill

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[TonyTexas 10,741]

If you want to know more about the sprinters, there is a a pretty good documentary series on Netflix called Sprint. Lyles, Richardson, Thomas are heavily featured. The Jamaicans are have a big presence as well. 

[BrazilHorn 6,822]

2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Lol. United States has been smashing records for decades but now that it’s some Asians it’s annoying. 

Show me where US swimmers have been busted repeatedly for doping then you can try and make this post. (It is as annoying to see some of the Russian swimmers coming in under different flag due to their doping)

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/20/world/asia/chinese-swimmers-doping-olympics.html
 

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna164541

https://apnews.com/article/olympics-china-doping-wada-62ab2a4cceacc180f6ca7b1d0633fe01

Edited August 3 by BrazilHorn

[Underdog 29,162]

Field Hockey should look into a smaller playing field. 

[Dbeasy 15,561]

7 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Saturday broadcast schedule

eastern times I believe

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2024/08/how-to-watch-every-event-at-the-2024-paris-olympics-on-saturday-august-3

I’ve spent the last several days totally lost until I just saw this post. I have the Olympic app and while it shows the US events, it doesn’t show tv coverage. I kept thinking NBC would be the “hub” of Olympic coverage, providing summaries of what is happening at the moment in different sports, and clarifying channel coverage, but for the most part they just cover events like every other channel. I kept missing stuff like golf. I had no idea it was on the golf channel. 

[Armybrat 41,389]

9 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

My bff group text had fun with those names all night.

Long/Wang came up short.

[Buzzrock 15,136]

On 8/1/2024 at 9:14 PM, Brisketexan said:

Would I watch an Olympic Pop-a-Shot competition? Probably.
Skee-ball, too.

HORSE

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,975]

Kinda crazy watching 100 cyclists navigate the tiny French streets as 1 giant pack

[Buzzrock 15,136]

Watching the French female archer break down after winning bronze was pretty awesome 

[Buzzrock 15,136]

You can set your VPN to France to watch the video 

 

[Dahobbs 18,304]

Japan giving the women a couple of early scares. US been dominating possession. 

[Buzzrock 15,136]

 

[Underdog 29,162]

I'm sure he's winning in the Village, though. 

[Hook1997 5,509]

Skeet shooting, Americans got gold and silver, guy who won gold it was his fourth gold medal.  The accuracy and speed on their shooting was pretty amazing.