Friday night drinking thread: who's the worst person imaginable, that you'd still vote for over Trump

[Gil Bang 25999]

I'm going big early: 

President Barry Switzer

[elfenix 34331]

gil bang.

[TexArcher 38029]

Everyone except Stephen Miller and the other ghouls pulling Trump's strings.

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I'm going big early: 

President Barry Switzer

I would murder so many babies for President Switzer.  
 

Also: I’m hammered.  I’ll go Figurelli.  

Edited July 20 by ChiTownDoc

[Bullneck 19201]

My wife and I split a bottle of prosecco and after she fell asleep I did what any normal man would do.

Opened a second bottle (chianti) and started posting on Surly.

Uh, I can't think of a single fucking Republican. Or foreigner like Orban or Bolso.  Or movie star.  

Fuck it, I'm riding with Biden or Harris or whomever the "ELITES" everhone keeps talking about picks for me on the D side.

[HornOnTheBayou 8945]

Serious answer: Dick Cheney 

Joke answer: Baker Mayfield. I was going to say Manziel here, but he might actually just be a younger Trump. 

[Gil Bang 25999]

7 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I would murder so many babies for President Switzer.  
 

Also: I’m hammered.  I’ll go Figurelli.  

I see your Figuereille.  And I raise you:

 

[tx 3 putt 77336]

Looch 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

17 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

My wife and I split a bottle of prosecco and after she fell asleep I did what any normal man would do.

Opened a second bottle (chianti) and started posting on Surly.

Uh, I can't think of a single fucking Republican. Or foreigner like Orban or Bolso.  Or movie star.  

Fuck it, I'm riding with Biden or Harris or whomever the "ELITES" everhone keeps talking about picks for me on the D side.

You’re more drunk than me.  Congrats.  I’ll catch up.  

[Gil Bang 25999]

 

[tx ind 7013]

Sheila Jackson Lee

[Snake Diggity 4627]

Pieces of shit that I would vote for over Trump:

Harvey Weinstein

Bill Cosby

R Kelly

Ellen DeGeneres

Sean Combs

 

On the other end, people I would NOT vote for over Trump: 

Steven A Smith

Jake Paul

Tucker Carlson

Elon Musk

Steve Bannon

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

3 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Pieces of shit that I would vote for over Trump:

Harvey Weinstein

Bill Cosby

R Kelly

Ellen DeGeneres

Sean Combs

 

On the other end, people I would NOT vote for over Trump: 

Steven A Smith

Jake Paul

Tucker Carlson

Elon Musk

Steve Bannon

lol your first 2 are a shoe in over Trump 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

 

Probably Tuberville

i think Hawley and Ron Johnson would actually be less likely to get my vote   Hard to say  

 

[Hmbre97 6331]

I would say Bob Stoops but I just don't think we can handle any more deficit spending for all the bags of dicks he would require

[royiv 9339]

[Gil Bang 25999]

that's a good one.

[Dahobbs 17655]

@fattyflattie

[HornPhD 1368]

The modem day equivalent of this guy:

 

[F250 28814]

That fucking psycho Caillou.

 

[mchookem 16367]

[David Dennison 18945]

[TeeDubya 3362]

[TeeDubya 3362]

[Bozo_Casanova 26522]

The Derel

Edited July 20 by Bozo_Casanova

[nbmishoid 962]

Tom Herman

[Underdog 28767]

17 hours ago, mchookem said:

Romeo Rose as 1st Gentleman. 

[DDD Dad 14347]

26 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

The Derel

 

[DDD Dad 14347]

17 hours ago, mchookem said:

 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19142]

 

[TexEx15 17568]

@fattyflattie

[Covri 6252]

Forced to pick between two people to run the country as president the next four years, no abstaining, no other choices: Ted Cruz or Donald Trump

 

go

[fattyflattie 4638]

32 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

@fattyflattie

Post #19 bruh. 

[Bozo_Casanova 26522]

For what it’s worth, I could never vote for Trump but I would rather Trump root for the Rangers than @Helobious.

[SKJ 1311]

Ronald Reagan 

[Helobious 9464]

31 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

For what it’s worth, I could never vote for Trump but I would rather Trump root for the Rangers than @Helobious.

Everyone pointed out that the Rangers started a downturn immediately after I endorsed them last year.  No one said anything when the Rangers went on to win everything. I was a good luck charm as far as you know 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21920]

22 hours ago, tx ind said:

Sheila Jackson Lee

Well she’s dead now so how bad a job could she really do

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 944]

W

Im pretty drunk though.

[DixonHur 11362]

Just now, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

W

Im pretty drunk though.

W is a wet dream in comparison to Trump.  

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 944]

Just now, DixonHur said:

W is a wet dream in comparison to Trump.  

Lotta dead Iraqis disagree.  Trump is too big of a pussy to send soldiers anywhere.

[Hefeweizen 5328]

Steve Adler.  The sheer incompetence would be hilarious during National disasters.

[RDCanecutter 26466]

3 hours ago, Covri said:

Forced to pick between two people to run the country as president the next four years, no abstaining, no other choices: Ted Cruz or Donald Trump

 

go

I swim to Cuba.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19142]

13 hours ago, Covri said:

Forced to pick between two people to run the country as president the next four years, no abstaining, no other choices: Ted Cruz or Donald Trump

 

go

If we devolve more and those are our choices, I don't want to live here anymore.

[Incredulity 11682]

12 hours ago, Hefeweizen said:

Steve Adler.  The sheer incompetence would be hilarious during National disasters.

A cabinet of Axel, Slash and Duff would kick all kinds of ass

[Evil Bill Obrien 3293]

15 hours ago, Covri said:

Forced to pick between two people to run the country as president the next four years, no abstaining, no other choices: Ted Cruz or Donald Trump

 

go

 

Think given these parameters its gotta be Ted, if only because he doesn't have a whole mob of MAGA followers because he is a MAGA follower...

Plus this picture/video exists:

[mchookem 16367]

he wouldn't have a cult because everybody hates Ted Cruz.

[TwiceHorn 31529]

Here's the thing though.  At this point, we're no so afraid of Trump himself, but what his christofascist handlers are planning to do.

I'm not really sure how serious Cruz is about christofascism, as long as he can cling to power.  He seems mostly performative.

But, assuming you're voting for Cruz or whoever along those lines, I also assume you want him to win.  He does not seem to be a barrier to christofascism.  So, scratch off Cruz or anyone remotely like him.

[Dahobbs 17655]

Here is a more challenging question. If you only had two options, which person would make you vote for Donald Trump? 

Me: @Johnny Sack

[Nivek 16979]

Here's the thing though.  At this point, we're no so afraid of Trump himself, but what his christofascist handlers are planning to do.
I'm not really sure how serious Cruz is about christofascism, as long as he can cling to power.  He seems mostly performative.
But, assuming you're voting for Cruz or whoever along those lines, I also assume you want him to win.  He does not seem to be a barrier to christofascism.  So, scratch off Cruz or anyone remotely like him.

Cruz is even more pliable than Trump. With Trump they have the transaction angle to deal with. With Cruz, they just need to humiliate him or show him polling numbers to get his compliance.