Friday night drinking thread: who's the worst person imaginable, that you'd still vote for over Trump

[Gil Bang 25,550]

I'm going big early: 

President Barry Switzer

[elfenix 34,075]

gil bang.

[TexArcher 37,040]

Everyone except Stephen Miller and the other ghouls pulling Trump's strings.

[ChiTownDoc 20,841]

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I'm going big early: 

President Barry Switzer

I would murder so many babies for President Switzer.  
 

Also: I’m hammered.  I’ll go Figurelli.  

Edited July 20 by ChiTownDoc

[Bullneck 18,691]

My wife and I split a bottle of prosecco and after she fell asleep I did what any normal man would do.

Opened a second bottle (chianti) and started posting on Surly.

Uh, I can't think of a single fucking Republican. Or foreigner like Orban or Bolso.  Or movie star.  

Fuck it, I'm riding with Biden or Harris or whomever the "ELITES" everhone keeps talking about picks for me on the D side.

[HornOnTheBayou 8,852]

Serious answer: Dick Cheney 

Joke answer: Baker Mayfield. I was going to say Manziel here, but he might actually just be a younger Trump. 

[Gil Bang 25,550]

7 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I would murder so many babies for President Switzer.  
 

Also: I’m hammered.  I’ll go Figurelli.  

I see your Figuereille.  And I raise you:

 

[tx 3 putt 75,220]

Looch 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,247]

[ChiTownDoc 20,841]

17 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

My wife and I split a bottle of prosecco and after she fell asleep I did what any normal man would do.

Opened a second bottle (chianti) and started posting on Surly.

Uh, I can't think of a single fucking Republican. Or foreigner like Orban or Bolso.  Or movie star.  

Fuck it, I'm riding with Biden or Harris or whomever the "ELITES" everhone keeps talking about picks for me on the D side.

You’re more drunk than me.  Congrats.  I’ll catch up.  

[Gil Bang 25,550]

 

[tx ind 6,872]

Sheila Jackson Lee

[Snake Diggity 4,548]

Pieces of shit that I would vote for over Trump:

Harvey Weinstein

Bill Cosby

R Kelly

Ellen DeGeneres

Sean Combs

 

On the other end, people I would NOT vote for over Trump: 

Steven A Smith

Jake Paul

Tucker Carlson

Elon Musk

Steve Bannon

[ChiTownDoc 20,841]

3 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Pieces of shit that I would vote for over Trump:

Harvey Weinstein

Bill Cosby

R Kelly

Ellen DeGeneres

Sean Combs

 

On the other end, people I would NOT vote for over Trump: 

Steven A Smith

Jake Paul

Tucker Carlson

Elon Musk

Steve Bannon

lol your first 2 are a shoe in over Trump 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11,508]

 

Probably Tuberville

i think Hawley and Ron Johnson would actually be less likely to get my vote   Hard to say  

 

[Hmbre97 6,255]

I would say Bob Stoops but I just don't think we can handle any more deficit spending for all the bags of dicks he would require

[royiv 9,044]

[Gil Bang 25,550]

that's a good one.

[Dahobbs 17,180]

@fattyflattie

[HornPhD 1,315]

The modem day equivalent of this guy:

 

[F250 28,471]

That fucking psycho Caillou.

 

[mchookem 15,535]

[David Dennison 17,754]

[TeeDubya 3,321]

[TeeDubya 3,321]

[Bozo_Casanova 25,822]

The Derel

Edited July 20 by Bozo_Casanova

[nbmishoid 904]

Tom Herman

[Underdog 28,117]

17 hours ago, mchookem said:

Romeo Rose as 1st Gentleman. 

[DDD Dad 14,060]

26 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

The Derel

 

[DDD Dad 14,060]

17 hours ago, mchookem said:

 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 18,402]

 

[TexEx15 17,067]

@fattyflattie

[Covri 6,149]

Forced to pick between two people to run the country as president the next four years, no abstaining, no other choices: Ted Cruz or Donald Trump

 

go

[fattyflattie 4,633]

32 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

@fattyflattie

Post #19 bruh. 

[Bozo_Casanova 25,822]

For what it’s worth, I could never vote for Trump but I would rather Trump root for the Rangers than @Helobious.

[SKJ 1,298]

Ronald Reagan 

[Helobious 9,408]

31 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

For what it’s worth, I could never vote for Trump but I would rather Trump root for the Rangers than @Helobious.

Everyone pointed out that the Rangers started a downturn immediately after I endorsed them last year.  No one said anything when the Rangers went on to win everything. I was a good luck charm as far as you know 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,765]

22 hours ago, tx ind said:

Sheila Jackson Lee

Well she’s dead now so how bad a job could she really do

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 942]

W

Im pretty drunk though.

[DixonHur 10,837]

Just now, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

W

Im pretty drunk though.

W is a wet dream in comparison to Trump.  

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 942]

Just now, DixonHur said:

W is a wet dream in comparison to Trump.  

Lotta dead Iraqis disagree.  Trump is too big of a pussy to send soldiers anywhere.

[Hefeweizen 5,221]

Steve Adler.  The sheer incompetence would be hilarious during National disasters.

[RDCanecutter 25,890]

3 hours ago, Covri said:

Forced to pick between two people to run the country as president the next four years, no abstaining, no other choices: Ted Cruz or Donald Trump

 

go

I swim to Cuba.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 18,402]

13 hours ago, Covri said:

Forced to pick between two people to run the country as president the next four years, no abstaining, no other choices: Ted Cruz or Donald Trump

 

go

If we devolve more and those are our choices, I don't want to live here anymore.

[Incredulity 11,160]

12 hours ago, Hefeweizen said:

Steve Adler.  The sheer incompetence would be hilarious during National disasters.

A cabinet of Axel, Slash and Duff would kick all kinds of ass

[Evil Bill Obrien 2,914]

15 hours ago, Covri said:

Forced to pick between two people to run the country as president the next four years, no abstaining, no other choices: Ted Cruz or Donald Trump

 

go

 

Think given these parameters its gotta be Ted, if only because he doesn't have a whole mob of MAGA followers because he is a MAGA follower...

Plus this picture/video exists:

[mchookem 15,535]

he wouldn't have a cult because everybody hates Ted Cruz.

[TwiceHorn 30,834]

Here's the thing though.  At this point, we're no so afraid of Trump himself, but what his christofascist handlers are planning to do.

I'm not really sure how serious Cruz is about christofascism, as long as he can cling to power.  He seems mostly performative.

But, assuming you're voting for Cruz or whoever along those lines, I also assume you want him to win.  He does not seem to be a barrier to christofascism.  So, scratch off Cruz or anyone remotely like him.

[Dahobbs 17,180]

Here is a more challenging question. If you only had two options, which person would make you vote for Donald Trump? 

Me: @Johnny Sack

[Nivek 16,665]

Here's the thing though.  At this point, we're no so afraid of Trump himself, but what his christofascist handlers are planning to do.
I'm not really sure how serious Cruz is about christofascism, as long as he can cling to power.  He seems mostly performative.
But, assuming you're voting for Cruz or whoever along those lines, I also assume you want him to win.  He does not seem to be a barrier to christofascism.  So, scratch off Cruz or anyone remotely like him.

Cruz is even more pliable than Trump. With Trump they have the transaction angle to deal with. With Cruz, they just need to humiliate him or show him polling numbers to get his compliance.