I'm gonna go down to the Cheesecake Factory and have a drink*

[Baboontyme 2,813]

Nfm

[Surly Bevo 25,045]

I feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis

[BigDHornfan 6,549]

I just want to roll you up in a little ball and shove you in my vagina

[Baboontyme 2,813]

Let me go for a few bars... Come in soft. And then finish strong.

[Baboontyme 2,813]

😅 perhaps my favorite part of the movie is at the end when Derek is trying to reconcile his newfound respect for Brennan and tries to hug him.

"Yeah you'd like that faggot"

Goddammit. Funniest shit.

[Incredulity 11,675]

Boats n Hos!

[Js1 85,387]

Are bonita fish big?

[RoundRobin 828]

It’s Ok mine’s not movie quality. 

[NOMAAA 1,696]

whats this guys deal?

[mr. sunshine 2,827]

I'm fucking miserable.  I had to get up at 10 o'clock this morning

 

 

[CurlyDumps 4,476]

That's so funny the last time I heard that I fell off my dinosaur.

[Js1 85,387]

You don’t know a Johnny Hopkins 

[Patricio Swayze 17,058]

It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazing that shit up everyday.

[BigDHornfan 6,549]

Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me.  I'm looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro.  She takes one look at me and goes "Oh, my God, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf, " and she grabs me by the weiner.

 

Edited July 30, 2018 by BigDHornfan

[futureman 22,477]

listen, gang, don’t be mad at dale for ruining the story, and possibly the evening. 

[Js1 85,387]

Did we just become best friends?!

[Guest]

This house is a fucking prison!

On Planet Bullshit!

In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!

[South Austin 52,519]

Well the only reason you're living here, is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we'll put up with the retard in the meantime.

[futureman 22,477]

ahh, DAMMIT DALE!!

[Neonmoon 38,129]

Dane Cook, pay per view, 20 minutes, let’s go

[mdleast 8,295]

Let's keep it late 80s and let's keep it fun

[futureman 22,477]

stay golden, ponyboy 

[Js1 85,387]

It’s the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer 

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2,732]

Burial scene gets me every time.

[Bull Horn 118]

I think I may be able to help with the Pan-Pam dilemma.

[mdleast 8,295]

[South Austin 52,519]

Research and development.  Last week, we put liquid paper on a bee . . . and it . . . died.

[Knoxtnhorn 6,055]

Where are we moving?

Is the house haunted?

 

Brennan Huff: Hold on. We're not going on the boat, Derek's selling the house, we have to go to therapy?

[Robert nods]

Brennan Huff: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

[CurlyDumps 4,476]

Guilty as charged - with the stories!

[butthurt 1,525]

I got them from the 70s, 80s, and 90s. It's like masturbating in a time machine.

[destroya 377]

So many activities!!!!

[NOMAAA 1,696]

im deeerreeek and i can sign high like this.

[NOMAAA 1,696]

I wanna make bank bro. 

[Pokoloco 1,281]

I got a belly full of white dog crap!

[lateshow 1,304]

This is a house of learned doctors.

[Al Czervik 1,229]

On 7/30/2018 at 6:19 PM, South Austin said:

Well the only reason you're living here, is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we'll put up with the retard in the meantime.

Who is the retard?

Edited August 2, 2018 by Al Czervik
spelling

[BigDHornfan 6,549]

19 minutes ago, lateshow said:

This is a house of learned doctors.

And you're a curly headed fuck.

[Bobby Light 76]

This movie is 10 years old btw, doesnt seem that long ago

[SimonBolivar 10,958]

Hey, you don't say that!

[Mez2 4,023]

This house is a fucking prison!

[BlueGreySky 1,017]

25 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

This house is a fucking prison!

On planet bullshit! 

[BlueGreySky 1,017]

Why are you so sweaty?

I was watching cops.

[Js1 85,387]

But Derek got his football buddies
to replace the choir and sing:

"Brennan has a mangina."
 
Finally, the audience and even some
of the nastier parents started singing:

"Brennan has a mangina."

 And I have to admit, for a little while,
I sort of joined in as well.
 

[Pokoloco 1,281]

Hellooo miss lady

[Dennis Taylor 18,830]

keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother! she is a saint!  

[Dennis Taylor 18,830]

Brennan Huff: Hold on. We're not going on the boat, Derek's selling the house, and we have to go to therapy? 
Dr. Robert Doback: Yeah. 
Brennan Huff: What the fuck happened?!

[Jograves 357]

Let's give them something to talk about

How about love, loove, luv, love-a-love-a-skee...

I don't know. I don't want to sing too loud. I don't want to wake up Robert and Nancy and I've had a sore throat for a month and a half...

[Js1 85,387]

52 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

Hellooo miss lady

I think I can solve this Pan/Pam thing.

[mdleast 8,295]

It was in international waters so they couldn’t prosecute him.

[Dutch 4,474]

Why do I want this? I wanna make bank, bro. I wanna get ass. And I wanna drive a Range Rover. 

Well, you better, Brennen. It’s the Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer

Pow-pow!