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😅 perhaps my favorite part of the movie is at the end when Derek is trying to reconcile his newfound respect for Brennan and tries to hug him.

"Yeah you'd like that faggot"

Goddammit. Funniest shit.

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Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me.  I'm looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro.  She takes one look at me and goes "Oh, my God, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf, " and she grabs me by the weiner.

 

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This house is a fucking prison!

On Planet Bullshit!

In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!

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Well the only reason you're living here, is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we'll put up with the retard in the meantime.

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On 7/30/2018 at 6:19 PM, South Austin said:

Well the only reason you're living here, is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we'll put up with the retard in the meantime.

Who is the retard?

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But Derek got his football buddies
to replace the choir and sing:

"Brennan has a mangina."
 
Finally, the audience and even some
of the nastier parents started singing:

"Brennan has a mangina."

 And I have to admit, for a little while,
I sort of joined in as well.
 

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Let's give them something to talk about

How about love, loove, luv, love-a-love-a-skee...

I don't know. I don't want to sing too loud. I don't want to wake up Robert and Nancy and I've had a sore throat for a month and a half...

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Why do I want this? I wanna make bank, bro. I wanna get ass. And I wanna drive a Range Rover. 

Well, you better, Brennen. It’s the Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer

Pow-pow!

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