[Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!

[F250 28817]

6 minutes ago, markstanco said:

As do I. 3 acres of 6 foot fence with barbs at the top. Two sliding gates with padlocks. I’m racist.

3 acres.

[cmontexas 3279]

Close us out with a Donald Dump

[jimmyjazz 46118]

[Mdhorn 5987]

The best part of Biden's speech is that Trump will now continue rage campaigning against him until Election Day.  

[Sawbonz 27586]

11 minutes ago, markstanco said:

As do I. 3 acres of 6 foot fence with barbs at the top. Two sliding gates with padlocks. I’m racist.

Salvage yard?

[mdmost 43043]

Joe wants you to know he’s not fucking joking, pal.

[elfenix 34332]

joe: "trump refused to go to the grave sites in france"

from the back: "coward!"

[Mdhorn 5987]

16 minutes ago, Party_Taco said:

He’s losing some steam… finish strong, Joe!

He gets electrical pulses periodically and seems to rev right back up.  

Edited August 20 by Mdhorn

[elfenix 34332]

Just now, Mdhorn said:

He get's electrical pulses periodically and seems to rev right back up.  

got altuve's buzzer on him

[elfenix 34332]

"i love the job. but i love my country more"

[Party_Taco 3767]

He get's electrical pulses periodically and seems to rev right back up.  

He’s mostly tripping up when shifting between teleprompters, but this is the most energy I’ve seen from him in quite some time, and this is a lengthy speech.

[Dnaguy 12057]

Just now, elfenix said:

got altuve's buzzer on him

[Firemans4Horn 18119]

[Mdhorn 5987]

3 minutes ago, Party_Taco said:

He’s mostly tripping up when shifting between teleprompters, but this is the most energy I’ve seen from him in quite some time, and this is a lengthy speech.

I'm almost half his age and I don't think I could read a teleprompter this long without screwing up.  I think the applause kind of messes with his delivery at times too--knocks him off his rhythm.  

Edited August 20 by Mdhorn

[F250 28817]

He's starting to power down. Wrap it up.

[Stunns38 3548]

Waltz is like “ I really have to piss”. Can’t hold this any longer.

[elfenix 34332]

way past tim's bed time

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1 hour ago, markstanco said:

So fuck Texans at the borders with no walls, but elected officials with walls. Yea, that makes me weird questioning that. I’ll do all caps like you. THE FUCKING PRESIDENT IS A CITIZEN LIKE US AND HAS A WALL TO PROTECT HIM. WHY CANT THE REST OF US HAVE A WALL.

Republicans have been running Texas for over 30 years.  If they wanted a wall, they would have done it already.

But maybe, and I'm just spitballing here, a shitload of Republicans and companies that donate to Republicans, rely on labor from illegal immigrants to keep their costs down, whether it's paying somebody to mow their lawn, or companies using them to build houses or roads or pick fruit and vegetables.

[troph 24905]

I’m behind, recorded it, I STILL think Hillary had the chance to be a GOAT and fuck the republicans and their 20 year assault on her. I will NEVER forgive us for fucking her over.

[Blotto 23570]

This is Joes last stand. I have an early flight, I havent packed, I'm a couple of manhattens in, and I'm here for it. 

[Dnaguy 12057]

Just now, elfenix said:

way past tim's bed time

Yeah. Me too. That’s why he’s an Everyman. Fucking astros game is over. How late am I supposed to stay up?

[shakahorn 1645]

He’s got jokes!

[F250 28817]

Just now, Stunns38 said:

Waltz is like “ I really have to piss”. Can’t hold this any longer.

He has that "church is running long and the Vikings game is about to start" look.

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38 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Nothing encapsulates 2024 more than this stamen’s 

[troph 24905]

But fuck her for sending me a text asking for more money. 

[Mo Horn 8854]

He's crazy, but he means it. Lol

[mdmost 43043]

No I mean it folks, this guy Trump is a real asshole

Edited August 20 by mdmost

[WhatTheBuck 28797]

7 minutes ago, elfenix said:

"i love the job. but i love my country more"

Cementing his place in history. 

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19 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Maybe Jill wasn't getting paid very little to do a photoshoot where she's making out with another woman, but she's still way fucking hotter than Melania could ever hope to be.

And I have nothing against Eastern European women.

[Jive Turkey 12642]

12 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Joe wants you to know he’s not fucking joking, pal.

if we had a drinking game for every time he said he wasn't joking, i'd be passed out by now.

[Dnaguy 12057]

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

I love surly so much. Just keep beeing your self.

[TexArcher 38049]

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

Why is there a large wall/fence around the DNC and why are they requiring ID to get in? In the true democrat philosophy on America that dems vote for, there should be no walls or IDs.

Aw, you broke your brain.

 

[Mdhorn 5987]

Great wrap up--that'll do Joe.  Well done.

and he's back.

[WhatTheBuck 28797]

Knocked it out of the park. 

[Covri 6253]

This is great and if this Biden’s last mic drop he’s killed it. Going longer than even trump would is a big fuck you to trump in of itself. 

[Firemans4Horn 18119]

Joe, thanks for getting the train back on the tracks after 4 years of Trump. 

[Gatorubet 30300]

“…but I gave my best to you for 50 years. “

I teared up

[Mdhorn 5987]

Man left it all on the podium. 

[wildcat09 29378]

I hate reverting to my baser instincts, but one of my favorite things about Joe is how much he fucking hates all of America’s most contemptible people.

[elfenix 34332]

hunter sighting!

[Party_Taco 3767]

I hate reverting to my baser instincts, but one of my favorite things about Joe is how much he fucking hates all of America’s most contemptible people.

and also calls out many contemptible fucks around the globe

[Hank Kingsley 21049]

Good first night. A lot of heavy hitters still on deck. 

[aggie08 21529]

2 minutes ago, Covri said:

This is great and if this Biden’s last mic drop he’s killed it. Going longer than even trump would is a big fuck you to trump in of itself. 

While I get the sentiment, Trump went for like 2 hours at the RNC. Whether there was a single coherent thought during that time is another story.

[Gatorubet 30300]

I have to say I was hoping for more Trump trashing than I thought would occur.

I was very pleased to be wrong.

Doddard is going to get carpal tunnel thumb from sitting on the shitter for the next eight hours texting.

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52 minutes ago, elfenix said:

I know she thought I was pretty good in the sack, but holy fucking shit I didn't think she'd write a book about it.

 

[Chuckie Finster 22728]

Aaaaaannnd CNN's first comments after that speech are about how Biden talked about his legacy more than promoting Kamala.  Easiest decision ever to turn that shit off and go to bed.

[Mdhorn 5987]

Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

Good first night. A lot of heavy hitters still on deck. 

Gives everybody something to really look forward too.  I think the rest really have a high bar though, which is great.  Let's see what they bring to the team.  

[Firemans4Horn 18119]

Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

Aaaaaannnd CNN's first comments after that speech are about how Biden talked about his legacy more than promoting Kamala.  Easiest decision ever to turn that shit off and go to bed.

Jake Tapper is being a real bitch right now. 

[elfenix 34332]

delawarean is a syllable too many.

[Mdhorn 5987]

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I have to say I was hoping for more Trump trashing than I thought would occur.

I was very pleased to be wrong.

Doddard is going to get carpal tunnel thumb from sitting on the shitter for the next eight hours texting.

Hoping he'll go out like Elvis.