[Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!

[Js1 83351]

11 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

It's Derka.

[Leeroy Jenkins 2338]

7 minutes ago, naija said:

was Oprah really a big surprise?

Not as BIG as it would have been a few years ago.  

[lemonlime 5485]

George W. Bush?

[Fudge Nuggets 18977]

1 hour ago, Dahobbs said:

Fucking idiots. 

If Kamala wins, she should deport them anyway.

[C-Man 26696]

Colin Allred has a pretty meaty spot in the lineup for somebody who is barely a blip on the Democratic radar at the moment

[WhatTheBuck 28613]

42 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I doubt the DNC would want to keep it a secret if Taylor was going to make an appearance.

They couldn’t even if they wanted to.

[TheStoicPaisano 9837]

9 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Is it Scott Baio? Did we get him to switch side? 🤞

Hogan. Reverse Bash at the Beach.

[Radical Larry 28456]

Ferris Bueller

[A-Tex Devil 2414]

Pink is a known performer tonight, right?  It’s Beyoncé in Person or T Swizz on the big screen.  

[Planet Houston 4918]

It’s the ghost of Harry Carey.

[Pato del Muerto 52093]

Jimmy Hoffa 

 

 

or Neil young

Edited August 22 by Pato del Muerto

[4th&Five 41183]

Melania

[WhatTheBuck 28613]

The missing contents of Al Capone’s vault. 

[C-Man 26696]

3 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Pink is a known performer tonight, right?  It’s Beyoncé in Person or T Swizz on the big screen.  

Pink has been announced, I think. Pretty sure I saw something earlier today saying she'd be at the DNC tonight.

[Pato del Muerto 52093]

Just now, 4th&Five said:

Melania

Tay tay as Melania?

[Fudge Nuggets 18977]

48 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I thought everyone knew Bey was already performing today

I don’t fault Swift if she chooses to stay out of it all together; that’s her choice. But this is one example of why Beyonce will always be my favorite between the two.

[mdmost 42459]

2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I don’t fault Swift if she chooses to stay out of it all together; that’s her choice. But this is one example of why Beyonce will always be my favorite between the two.

She hasn't stayed out of it before.

[BrickHorn 18067]

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

To be fair, loving and feeling proud of your dad probably seems weird to damaged dude like Ann Coulter. That guy just screams “daddy issues.” 

[Party_Taco 3660]

I really need a Balz to the Walz shirt…

[A-Tex Devil 2414]

5 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I don’t fault Swift if she chooses to stay out of it all together; that’s her choice. But this is one example of why Beyonce will always be my favorite between the two.

Actually…

 

 

[Tuco 5048]

It's JD Vance.  He decided to stop pretending.  

If you hear some Diana Ross as the intro, you'll know I'm right. 

 

 

[Fudge Nuggets 18977]

52 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

As much as I'd love that we have a bad faith negotiator on the other side, who is openly colluding with Trump.

Oh god damn, nothing will satisfy you.  Should we carry out a coup in Israel?  I heard Kamala has some experience.

Fucking idiot. 

Edited August 22 by Fudge Nuggets

['stache 21564]

36 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

It's Derka.

Must be pretty special to receive a pm from the future president. 

['stache 21564]

I support completely eliminating US military aid to Israel.

I fully understand why neither political party can do that and win national elections in the US.

Moving on . . . 

[Fudge Nuggets 18977]

26 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Michael Jordan

The Russian hooker that pissed on Trump and kept a copy of the video. 

[thepop 4391]

Glass will shatter. Its Stone Cold Steve Austin.

[TexLonghorn 5572]

It's going to be the couch and a forensics expert

[Bozo_Casanova 25874]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

👀

You guessed it, Frank Stallone

[SydneyCarton 47471]

31 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Michael Jordan

As far as things go, this isn't a bad guess.

What's the lineup? Is there a scheduled time that might show a gap of when the surprise is?

[MissingInAction 24416]

It's gonna be Frank Stallone, and we all know it.

Edit: bozo beat me to it and much funnier.

Edited August 22 by MissingInAction

[Francisco 2.0 32175]

35 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Is it Scott Baio? Did we get him to switch side? 🤞

Jon Voight and John Schneider are making a joint appearance as well.

 

 

[Sawbonz 26871]

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Rep. Colin Allred

[Mo Horn 8716]

https://www.flightaware.com/live/flight/id/TWY510-1724346078-sw-2085p

It's Bush... sorry, couldn't resist

[Satchel 6902]

24 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

To be fair, loving and feeling proud of your dad probably seems weird to damaged dude like Ann Coulter. That guy just screams “daddy issues.” 

That old hateful succubus took that shit down after getting her ass dragged to hell and back.

[SimonBolivar 10677]

4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

https://www.flightaware.com/live/flight/id/TWY510-1724346078-sw-2085p

It's Bush... sorry, couldn't resist

Every former president, wheel Carter on up there.

[jimmyjazz 45192]

This is the party that was ruthlessly ugly to Amy Carter, Chelsea Clinton, and the Obama daughters.  I'm not surprised in the least that they're now taking aim at Gus Walz.

[Sawbonz 26871]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Don't count the lies, count the "I's"

[The Dog 43408]

So bad it got 3YearLetterman to break character:

 

[texasdago 7407]

So close y'all.  Billie Eilish is going to announce the cease fire in Gaza

[Red Five 40355]

It shouldn't be surprising to watch all of the worst people we know act like monsters, and yet, it still sort of is. That's on me I guess. 

[C-Man 26696]

15 minutes ago, The Dog said:

So bad it got 3YearLetterman to break character:

 

Gary Peterson too

 

[Radical Larry 28456]

They mock it because no one in their lives loves them unconditionally like that. 

[The Dog 43408]

24 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

https://www.flightaware.com/live/flight/id/TWY510-1724346078-sw-2085p

It's Bush... sorry, couldn't resist

[WhatTheBuck 28613]

46 minutes ago, Party_Taco said:

 

 

I really need a Balz to the Walz shirt…

 

Oh, Alexandria. That dress.  😍

[South Austin 51633]

58 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Ferris Bueller

[chainsaw 9656]

2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

If true that's four current or former US presidents speaking on four consecutive nights. Impressive.

Edited August 22 by chainsaw

[Red Five 40355]

3 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

If true that's four current or former US presidents speaking on four consecutive nights. Impressive.

I'm trying to imagine what kind of reception George W. Bush would get at the DNC. He might need to come out with Jordan and Mike Ditka. Or maybe enough time has passed, I don't know.

[Tuco 5048]

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I'm trying to imagine what kind of reception George W. Bush would get at the DNC. He might need to come out with Jordan and Mike Ditka. Or maybe enough time has passed, I don't know.

Probably more claps than cheers.  Hard to cheer with your teeth clenched. 

[DigglerontheHoof 20561]

I have no idea who said mystery guest will be but GW would really surprise me. 

[4th&Five 41183]