Jump to content
Required Reading for any Longhorn ×

Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

Patrick Bateman

By Patrick Bateman
in Football

 Share

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 5.8k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Popular Posts

The Dog
The Dog
BurntOrange&White
BurntOrange&White
msucolt45
msucolt45

I know, I know! I got suckered into paying for tickets to this game! It was more for my son’s B-Day, born in LA and loved Brees and the Saints. Tickets, hotel Sat night, concessions, and souvenirs

Posted Images

futureman

futureman 22553

Posted
Posted (edited)

“I’ve done it all. So I have an ordinate amount of confidence that fuck, if anybody can figure out how to get this shit done, I can figure out how to get it done. I’ve been there every which way from Sunday, and have I busted my ass a bunch, a bunch. And there’s nobody living that’s out cutting and shooting that can’t give you a bunch of times they busted their ass. So hell no, there’s nobody that could fucking come in here and do all the contracts … and be a GM any better than I can."
- Jerry Jones


nobody, and I mean nobody, out-negotiates jerral wayne jones. 

Edited by futureman
  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Drew

Drew 2538

Posted
Posted
29 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

$240 million to choke every year in playoffs.  Cool

For the TEAM to choke.  Forgot the important part. 
 

Honestly I’m not happy.  This was the Dak all summer. Why the fuck they wait?  
 

and I desperately wanted Dak away from this cursed franchise and POS fan base that still can’t figure out how good we have it with Dak. 
 

im not looking forward to a less talent team, that Dak/cee Dee and a solid defend drags to the playoffs and gets beat by MUCH better team, and Dak gets blamed for it all…agian. 
 

the discourse is going to be nasty and I’ll hate it. 

  • Fuck You 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Surly Bevo

Surly Bevo 25184

Posted
Posted
3 minutes ago, Drew said:

For the TEAM to choke.  Forgot the important part. 
 

Honestly I’m not happy.  This was the Dak all summer. Why the fuck they wait?  
 

and I desperately wanted Dak away from this cursed franchise and POS fan base that still can’t figure out how good we have it with Dak. 
 

im not looking forward to a less talent team, that Dak/cee Dee and a solid defend drags to the playoffs and gets beat by MUCH better team, and Dak gets blamed for it all…agian. 
 

the discourse is going to be nasty and I’ll hate it. 

GIF by netflixlat

  • Hook 'Em 2
  • Haha 4
Link to comment
Share on other sites
royiv

royiv 9375

Posted
Posted

Wasn’t planning on watching the game this afternoon, but now I will to watch the comedy of Dak dropping a turd on the field right after signing an extension that makes him the highest paid player in history. Jerrah is such a fucking idiot.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Drew

Drew 2538

Posted
Posted

Yeah yeah I know. Y’all think he’s a trash and they won’t ever do anything. 

the entire 30 year history of being trash when it matters is laid solely at Daks feet when it’s an organizational failure.  
 

ton Brady and Mahomes would struggle to win a SB here too.  Not even their god line QB acumen court overcome this cursed franchise. 

Just now, royiv said:

Wasn’t planning on watching the game this afternoon, but now I will to watch the comedy of Dak dropping a turd on the field right after signing an extension that makes him the highest paid player in history. Jerrah is such a fucking idiot.

It’s the regular season. If anything you can’t say he plays bad during that time. Unless it’s a far superior team lien the 49rs.  
 

huh they’re the cowboys boogyman. Not just Daks. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Aqua Buddha

Aqua Buddha 14624

Posted
Posted
3 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I feel worse for him than anything else. Locked in to play for Jerry’s bunch of loser coaches and will take the blame from our idiot fans. Fuck this franchise.

By the time he retires, he'll have made between $500M and $750M on and off the field combined and have maybe 3-4 playoff wins to show for it.  (He has 2 now.)

Do not feel sorry for him.

  • Hook 'Em 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Surly Bevo

Surly Bevo 25184

Posted
Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, Drew said:

Yeah yeah I know. Y’all think he’s a trash and they won’t ever do anything. 

the entire 30 year history of being trash when it matters is laid solely at Daks feet when it’s an organizational failure.  
 

ton Brady and Mahomes would struggle to win a SB here too.  Not even their god line QB acumen court overcome this cursed franchise. 

Jerry and the organization aside, Dak's consistently mediocre to downright shitty performance when it matters most is not something he can or should be able to escape.  Get the dick out of your mouth Drew.  It's possible to understand that both the organization and the QB are spare as fuck......well not for you, but for most other people it is.  

Edited by Surly Bevo
  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
'stache

'stache 21892

Posted
Posted
1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

By the time he retires, he'll have made between $500M and $750M on and off the field combined and have maybe 3-4 playoff wins to show for it.  (He has 2 now.)

Do not feel sorry for him.

And he’ll never sniff a Super Bowl with the coaches letting wide receivers run around untouched in the secondary during playoff games on defense, then the fans will call him the loser. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
'stache

'stache 21892

Posted
Posted

It’s time for players to say they will not sign as long as Jerry is calling himself gm. f he can’t sign anyone, and they’re saying it out loud, it’s the only way he might finally get it through his old fucking head that he’s the fucking problem.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Dbeasy

Dbeasy 15095

Posted
Posted
24 minutes ago, immamac said:

The dumbest contract ever. 

This was my reaction at first. But actually from Jones’ perspective it might make sense. He knows that as long as he fields a team with 8-12 wins per year, the Cowboy fan rubes will still go to all the games, buy the merchandise, watch them on tv, and keep the franchise as the most valuable one in all of sports. 

To go back to Quincy Carter-like QB’s put those revenue streams at risk. Jerry is a business man who above all else just wants as much money as he can get, and winning a Super Bowl is his third priority on the list, behind money and getting publicity. 

  • Hook 'Em 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Aqua Buddha

Aqua Buddha 14624

Posted
Posted
1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

This was my reaction at first. But actually from Jones’ perspective it might make sense. He knows that as long as he fields a team with 8-12 wins per year, the Cowboy fan rubes will still go to all the games, buy the merchandise, watch them on tv, and keep the franchise as the most valuable one in all of sports. 

To go back to Quincy Carter-like QB’s put those revenue streams at risk. Jerry is a business man who above all else just wants as much money as he can get, and winning a Super Bowl is his third priority on the list, behind money and getting publicity. 

This here.

Financially and ego wise, Jerry cannot let the Cowboys tank even if it makes sense in the long run.  A 10 win team that loses in the first round of the playoff keeps them relevant and if anyone can lose in the first round after winning 10 games, it's Dak.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Jive Turkey

Jive Turkey 12648

Posted
Posted
16 minutes ago, Drew said:

For the TEAM to choke.  Forgot the important part. 
 

Honestly I’m not happy.  This was the Dak all summer. Why the fuck they wait?  
 

and I desperately wanted Dak away from this cursed franchise and POS fan base that still can’t figure out how good we have it with Dak. 
 

im not looking forward to a less talent team, that Dak/cee Dee and a solid defend drags to the playoffs and gets beat by MUCH better team, and Dak gets blamed for it all…agian. 
 

the discourse is going to be nasty and I’ll hate it. 

It is officially Cowboys football season! 

  • Haha 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Vic Mackey

Vic Mackey 47163

Posted
Posted

Did people really think Dak was not going to be in Dallas until he retires (if he wants) or just wishful thinking? Absolutely no way they extended Lamb and then be in QB limbo. A front office who has no idea how to actually draft a starting QB. Dak will be here until he hangs it up.

  • Hook 'Em 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
'stache

'stache 21892

Posted
Posted
3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

itll soon be eclipsed 

the jj watt contract, soon eclipsed 

the mahomes contract, it’s well in the rear view mirror 

Every new contract is the highest paid ever, can we please just accept that and stop complaining every time it happens? He’ll be barely top ten by next year or the year after.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Horn80

Horn80 6134

Posted
Posted
27 minutes ago, Drew said:

For the TEAM to choke.  Forgot the important part. 
 

Honestly I’m not happy.  This was the Dak all summer. Why the fuck they wait?  
 

and I desperately wanted Dak away from this cursed franchise and POS fan base that still can’t figure out how good we have it with Dak. 
 

im not looking forward to a less talent team, that Dak/cee Dee and a solid defend drags to the playoffs and gets beat by MUCH better team, and Dak gets blamed for it all…agian. 
 

the discourse is going to be nasty and I’ll hate it. 

Right, the TEAM throws the bonehead interceptions in the playoffs.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Vic Mackey

Vic Mackey 47163

Posted
Posted
Every new contract is the highest paid ever, can we please just accept that and stop complaining every time it happens? He’ll be barely top ten by next year or the year after.
But what about the sensationalism bro?! They have been saying the highest ever since Aikman signed his $50 million deal in the 90s. To get caught up on that is silly.

The next group of guys will be higher than this
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Aqua Buddha

Aqua Buddha 14624

Posted
Posted
4 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Of course not. He’s read the book

 

IMG_1648.png

In all fairness to Jerry Jones, he's a much better businessman that Trump.

Trump told a story once that he had the chance to buy the Cowboys but passed.  That story is absolute horse shit but, if true, it would be one of the dumbest decisions ever.  He was bankrupting casinos at that time if memory serves correct.

Jerry paid like $200M for the Cowboys and the stadium and it's all worth $10B now.

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Jive Turkey

Jive Turkey 12648

Posted
Posted
1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

 

Motherfucker. I knew exactly what these videos were going to be without seeing any clues. These will be lasting memories. 

The Joneses are so fucking stupid. I can’t believe I’m going to subject myself to another season of this. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
 Share
Go to topic listing


Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!

×
×
  • Create New...