Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[tx 3 putt 77569]

penalty 

huge sack 

perfect start for the cowboys O

lul them to sleep 

[Basil 760]

Things seem to be going well so far.

[Firemans4Horn 18128]

Cool punt you bum. 

[tx 3 putt 77569]

and shitty special teams 

[Nicole44 22079]

Dak got pounded in the dog pound. 
 

I don’t have a good feeling about this game for Cowboys. 
 

Let’s see first if creepy massage guy has an offense though

[Patrick Bateman 3933]

Less than ideal start.  Zack Martin almost got Dak killed on a one on one block.  That's not good.  Should we start a game thread?

[kingkoopa6 8378]

Bruh. Our o line is ass 

[Surly Bevo 25216]

That mid-field logo might be cool or it might be nightmare fuel....I'm still deciding.  

[gofuckyourself 8387]

Battle of the absurd QB contracts. Riveting.

[Nicole44 22079]

Fire Jerruh! 🔥 as GM. 
I think Cowboys defense will be fine. 
it’s the offense that is pedestrian to me. Or will be this year.

 

[Sgt Hulk 13860]

Overshown sighting 

[Surly Bevo 25216]

First NFL tackle for Agent Zero?

[Drew 2541]

I"m sorry...but the first play of the season is a outside run call FOR Zeke?!?

 

Penalty aside that's a STUPID playcall.

 

And the OL looks bad bad through the first series...bad special teams too

[tx 3 putt 77569]

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Battle of the absurd QB contracts. Riveting.

 

the browns saved the Texans franchise 

on his fucking back !

[Surly Bevo 25216]

2 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Less than ideal start.  Zack Martin almost got Dak killed on a one on one block.  That's not good.  Should we start a game thread?

They ain't worth a game thread

[Braff Zacklin 13666]

Early impression is Brady is going to rubber stamp any call made on the field instead of using his eyes and being honest/critical toward officiating.

So basically like most commentators.

[gofuckyourself 8387]

Brady sucks at commentary.

But he has to be laughing his ass off that these two guys at QB are being paid like this.

[TOR 5819]

Hey did you guys know this is Tom Brady's first time ever calling a game?

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Early impression is Brady is going to rubber stamp any call made on the field instead of using his eyes and being honest/critical toward officiating.

So basically like most commentators.

He’s even more hamstrung than most, as I understand it. 

[Nicole44 22079]

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Early impression is Brady is going to rubber stamp any call made on the field instead of using his eyes and being honest/critical toward officiating.

So basically like most commentators.

He has been commentating for 5 mins. Give him a chance man. Jeez. There has to be a happy medium between fuck all ref calls/the refs screwed us and all calls are correct, 

[tx 3 putt 77569]

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Brady sucks at commentary.

But he has to be laughing his ass off that these two guys at QB are being paid like this.

 

he’s bad 

[Patrick Bateman 3933]

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Early impression is Brady is going to rubber stamp any call made on the field instead of using his eyes and being honest/critical toward officiating.

So basically like most commentators.

So..... basically Troy.

[TOR 5819]

Just now, Nicole44 said:

... There has to be a happy medium between fuck all ref calls/the refs screwed us and all calls are correct, 

Well, there isn't.  

[Drew 2541]

at least they held them to a FG...very suspect so far.  Couldn't get to the QB the one time they blitzed, of course.

[Drew 2541]

and another penalty...

[Sgt Hulk 13860]

This is because all of these loser pieces of shit overpaid, whiny ass pussies sit out the entire preseason and take zero snaps while all the shitty practice players play the entire preseason so this is the first time they’re getting any game experience and they’re looking like fucking morons on TV The NFL is such a dog shit boring shitty ass product.

[TOR 5819]

Dak or C.J. Stroud, GO.

[Braff Zacklin 13666]

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

He has been commentating for 5 mins. Give him a chance man. Jeez. There has to be a happy medium between fuck all ref calls/the refs screwed us and all calls are correct, 

My comment had nothing to do with the crap in bold.

[DigglerontheHoof 21261]

Cowboys already rounding into playoff form. 

[Surly Bevo 25216]

That dirty sooner is pretty good.

[Drew 2541]

Dak...more proven, But of course i'd say that.

Already a dropped pass.

 

But Lamb is lamb.  Great throw and catch.

 

Tried his patented TE Seam pass...didn't' work

Edited September 8 by Drew

[Sgt Hulk 13860]

Half a

billion dollars to 2 players lol

[TOR 5819]

SHIT, good defense.  Turd Ferguson could have scored there.

[Braff Zacklin 13666]

8 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

So..... basically Troy.

Most of the time, yes, although once in a while, Troy will speak out.

[TOR 5819]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

That dirty sooner is pretty good.

That POS mixon had a game today, too.

 

TOUCHDOWN!

[Nicole44 22079]

The bleacher stomping is obnoxious. And it actually helped us instead. Lol.

 

nice play for the TD. 

[Braff Zacklin 13666]

Helluva read and pass. Not sure it's worth a guaranteed $231 million, but that was excellent from Dak.

[tx 3 putt 77569]

[Drew 2541]

Do NOT blitz Dak..

 

They still don't know this?

[Sgt Hulk 13860]

Cooks showing 

[kingkoopa6 8378]

Ok.  A little impressed 

[Drew 2541]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Half a

billion dollars to 2 players lol

2 very good ones...the best two or 2 of 3 on the team. So yes.

[LonghornJudas 1109]

Hell of a throw

[Underdog 28804]

17-1! 

[Pam Cummings 9685]

Damn. Dak has a couple of nice ones already today.

['stache 21892]

Nice throw with a guy in his face.

[TOR 5819]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

The bleacher stomping is obnoxious. And it actually helped us instead. Lol.

 

nice play for the TD. 

2 good plays on that drive, defense made a great play on Ferguson's route.

[Patrick Bateman 3933]

2 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Most of the time, yes, although once in a while, Troy will speak out.

More and more lately, as he has gained job stability.... but he's still pretty vanilla.  Nothing wrong with it, it's how you stick around.  

[gofuckyourself 8387]

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Half a

billion dollars to 2 players lol

376 million

Chump change...

Time will tell who the chumps are.

[tx 3 putt 77569]

great throw with a guy in his face