Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Nicole44 22061]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

2 very good ones...the best two or 2 of 3 on the team. So yes.

It’s only a good investment if Cowboys win in the post season- win the actual NFC.
 

Otherwise it is just Jerruh being a shit GM. As usual. At least the path in the NFC is easier than in the AFC. 

[Braff Zacklin 13618]

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

More and more lately, as he has gained job stability.... but he's still pretty vanilla.  Nothing wrong with it, it's how you stick around.  

Agreed. Troy is pretty boring in general. I love the guy, but he doesn't show (have?) much emotion and just kind of drones on.

I worry Colt is going to be more of the same. He's just not the personality type for that job.

I do think Brady will be good. Just lamenting the fact that he'll probably toe the network line instead of having an independent voice ... for now.

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

376 million

Chump change...

Time will tell who the chumps are.

Over/under on $100,000,000 per playoff win?

[TOR 5657]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

It’s only a good investment if Cowboys win in the post season- win the actual NFC.
 

Otherwise it is just Jerruh being a shit GM. As usual. At least the path in the NFC is easier than in the AFC. 

The New York Football Jints do not look like a threat.  What did the rest of the Least do so far, haven't checked.

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Troy is pretty boring in general. I love the guy, but he doesn't show (have?) much emotion and just kind of drones on.

Better than this Burkhardt clown who thinks every 15 yard pass just won the Super Bowl. 

[tx 3 putt 77060]

good stop

[Patrick Bateman 3917]

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Agreed. Troy is pretty boring in general. I love the guy, but he doesn't show (have?) much emotion and just kind of drones on.

I worry Colt is going to be more of the same. He's just not the personality type for that job.

I do think Brady will be good. Just lamenting the fact that he'll probably toe the network line instead of having an independent voice ... for now.

I absolutely love the dude, but Colt was blood from the ears inducing yesterday.  No emotion, no real insight, his high voice and aw shucks attitude doesn't really translate to interesting TV.  I'm afraid he's going to be like the Jason Witten experiment.  Hopefully he can figure it out.  He's very green, but yesterday was really tough to get through.

[Braff Zacklin 13618]

Is the voice of the BWW mascot Beck Bennett from SNL days? Sure sounds like him.

[Drew 2494]

Okay Defense...see you.  Needed a penalty to back them up, but i'm already seeing a safer, consistent defense early.

 

Quinn defense leaves someone wide open im sure.

[gofuckyourself 8339]

McCarthy's 5th year already. Time flies.

Seems like just yesterday he was in a barn slammin' cheetos and root beer, mastering his craft.

[TOR 5657]

TERD!  You can only hope to contain him.

[Patrick Bateman 3917]

Okay..... He continues to make some questionable discussions around punt returns.  He drops passes.  Really gotta wonder if we're not wasting a roster spot on Turpin.  Is there a more versatile player who can make plays???

 

[Drew 2494]

Jesus another 90 yard drive to score if they can...

 

It's amazing they continue to lead or be near the top in offensive production/scoring with such shitty field position game after game.

 

Almost as if the offense has been good...

[Underdog 28711]

Dart.

[Braff Zacklin 13618]

Elliott doesn't look quite as slow as he did for us two years ago.

Btw, that opening carry of the game was the first time I've seen Zeke hurdle someone since 2018.

[TOR 5657]

Damn, that throw was precise and CD was fearless.  The f*cker.

[Drew 2494]

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Okay..... He continues to make some questionable discussions around punt returns.  He drops passes.  Really gotta wonder if we're not wasting a roster spot on Turpin.  Is there a more versatile player who can make plays???

 

I was PREACHING to let him go to keep another WR or DB.  Surely they can get similar return production with a better on field player.

 

Oh wow, Zeke for the first down.

[AbeFroman 2192]

hahaha touche Browns, that was good

[cmontexas 3272]

Beebe is going to be a Hall of Famer

[Underdog 28711]

Not so much a dart there. 

[gofuckyourself 8339]

Great blitz pickup by Zeke but Dak waited too long to throw.

[TOR 5657]

It ain't holding if you have jazz hands!

[Drew 2494]

Damn i'm way behind...just saw the Lamb dart.

[Surly Bevo 25048]

That's really what Zeke does best these days.  All that Center training paying dividends

Edited September 8 by Surly Bevo

[Drew 2494]

OL will probably get better...BUT it's gonna take time.  Especially against a good defense.

[Braff Zacklin 13618]

You just know Deshaun Watson wants this game over and done with so he can hit the massage table.

[TOR 5657]

Anger is a fantastic football name.   For a linebacker.

[TOR 5657]

The patriots conspicuously absent from that brady commercial.

[tx 3 putt 77060]

damn parsons 

[Braff Zacklin 13618]

That play was frustrating af from a defensive perspective. Should've been a sack ... then should've been an interception ... end result, nothing. Second down.

[Sgt Hulk 13785]

Missed a sack and a pick on same

olay lol

[Drew 2494]

Ugh reminiscent of late last year.  All that "almost sack" and almost turnover and didn't.

[Braff Zacklin 13618]

Micah wasn't gonna miss twice.

[TOR 5657]

Missed sack?  No problem.

[tx 3 putt 77060]

parsons !!!!

[Drew 2494]

Early seasons Parsons is the best pass rusher ever.

[TOR 5657]

I'm old enough to remember when that was called clipping.

Holding?  They missed the block to the back I guess.

Edited September 8 by TOR

[tx 3 putt 77060]

bring it back 

[Sgt Hulk 13785]

Punt returns are a waste. Everyone has a flag. 

[Vic Mackey 47082]

Early seasons Parsons is the best pass rusher ever.

Too bad he falls off a cliff as the season goes on like clockwork

[Drew 2494]

Just fair catch.

 

STOP fucking returning.  You'll get maybe 1 good return out of 10 and 5 of the others are fucking penalties.

 

Just horrendous....always putting us in worse field position.  

[Vic Mackey 47082]

Punt returns are a waste. Everyone has a flag. 

Agreed. I've always said just take the fair catch every time and be done. I think Romo has mentioned this before about punt returns.

[Braff Zacklin 13618]

 

 

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

1 minute ago, Drew said:

Early seasons Parsons is the best pass rusher ever.

Too bad he falls off a cliff as the season goes on like clockwork

Haha I'm not disagreeing with y'all, but we Cowboys fans are one jaded bunch, aren't we? 

[Patrick Bateman 3917]

This fucking team is still so poorly coached sometimes.  Another long field because of punt return.  We'd do better most of the time just fair catching.  Just turn it up and get what you can..... and yes, I know the return was called for the left side, the wide side.

[Drew 2494]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

1 minute ago, Drew said:

Early seasons Parsons is the best pass rusher ever.

Too bad he falls off a cliff as the season goes on like clockwork

Notice i said "early season".

 

I've always thought it was a factor of the Quinn defense...the entire thing started sucking around mid December...sometimes earlier.  Gotta get him some rest during the season meaning others gotta step up.  

[Sgt Hulk 13785]

Incomplete pass

[Drew 2494]

I know i'm a broken record but please, for the love of god, stop the first down runs every fucking time.

Yes you have to do it occasionally, but i swear it's 7/10 times or more.

 

All you do is put your QB in a bad spot with a young OL who isn't gonna stop this DL.

 

[gofuckyourself 8339]

Brady, at least 3 times:

"It's bad to have negative plays."

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Incomplete pass

Backwards, though. 

[Braff Zacklin 13618]

Lulz @ Emmitt and Rice doin' The Griddy.