Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[AbeFroman 2,207]

Turpin may be dumb as a hammer, but damn he can run.

[Drew 2,539]

IN B4 "don't care, its' regualr season"

 

The Browns were favored, at home, and made the playoffs last year.  tey have a well respected defense.  This is a good performance.

[Braff Zacklin 13,666]

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

Praise the lord!!!!!  Finally!!!!  I would now like to complain about Rico Dowdle not breaking any long runs..... Let's see if we can get the same reaction!

And in the same vein, I wish Jerruh and the rest of the Jones clan extremely long and active lives.

[tx 3 putt 77,551]

Just now, AbeFroman said:

Turpin may be dumb as a hammer, but damn he can run.

[TonyTexas 10,534]

Cleveland is going to be in a world of hurt going forward. . They gave the Texans a king’s ransom in draft capital for Watson then signed him to huge, fully guaranteed contract that has already been restructured. Watson sucks and they have no out. 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,797]

Erin definitely said "get in front of their dicks" 

Carry on

[Horn80 6,135]

1 minute ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Erin definitely said "get in front of their dicks" 

Carry on

She’s all wet brain over Brady.

[TOR 5,818]

DeShuan just needs some b1tches to give him some love, that's all.

[Drew 2,539]

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Cleveland is going to be in a world of hurt going forward. . They gave the Texans a king’s ransom in draft capital for Watson then signed him to huge, fully guaranteed contract that has already been restructured. Watson sucks and they have no out. 

Now THIS is what happens when you give a huge contract to the wrong QB.

[Underdog 28,798]

 

[TOR 5,818]

Passathon - DRINK.

[Patrick Bateman 3,933]

3 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

FOOTBALL IS FUN THIS WEEKEND 

[Horn80 6,135]

Time out because Watson just not ready to get the shot knocked out of him again.

[Surly Bevo 25,207]

Gotta say I am shocked all the way around.  Cowboys have been more than fine, Browns have been terrible and Brady to be honest hasn't been bad either.

[Drew 2,539]

That's it, bench eveyrone!

[Bullneck 19,216]

[TOR 5,818]

Why does Brady sound like one of the Wahlbergs?  He's from California.

[Braff Zacklin 13,666]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Cowboys have been more than fine, Browns have been terrible and Brady to be honest hasn't been bad either.

Given Tom's work ethic, he will review and self-critique his performance today and spend all of next week working on whatever he believes needs improving. Nobody is gonna outwork him.

I also expect he will go above and beyond in terms of researching both teams, watching film, etc. Again, nobody is gonna outwork him.

[Drew 2,539]

I really don't even want this game close...just a nice easy win, run the ball, run the clock and don't stress too much.

 

Need the defense to step up and stop this.

[Drew 2,539]

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Given Tom's work ethic, he will review and self-critique his performance today and spend all of next week working on whatever he believes needs improving. Nobody is gonna outwork him.

I also expect he will go above and beyond in terms of researching both teams, watching film, etc. Again, nobody is gonna outwork him.

I dont' think he's been BAD, but he's definitely new.

I hope he does improve...we'll be getting a LOT of him as we're the Cowboys and on FOX...#1 booth is almost a weekly thing.

[Underdog 28,798]

NGL, wasn’t expecting this. Not even sure I expected a win and if they did win it’d be an ugly one. 

[Patrick Bateman 3,933]

Awful job of playing the sticks on 3rd down there.  You have to know where the stick are.  Just a quick slant for 10 on 3rd and 10 is terrible defense.

[Braff Zacklin 13,666]

Just now, Drew said:

I really don't even want this game close...just a nice easy win, run the ball, run the clock and don't stress too much.

Even on first down?

[ChiTownDoc 21,175]

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Tyreek Hill gif would have been acceptable as well.  

[TOR 5,818]

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Even on first down?

Why you gotta tease Drew.

[Drew 2,539]

I'll be honest...even if they give up the TD here...i'm impressed that it's not gonna be easy.  

Old Cowboys defenses would be playing soft and not caring with a lead like this...ONLY going for sacks and turnovers.

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Even on first down?

When they're up 24?  Yeah i'll eat it then. LOL

 

But Cleveland has any kind of come back, and no. 

[TOR 5,818]

Narrator:  They gave up the TD here.

[Braff Zacklin 13,666]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

I dont' think he's been BAD, but he's definitely new.

I hope he does improve...we'll be getting a LOT of him as we're the Cowboys and on FOX...#1 booth is almost a weekly thing.

He's been solid. Doesn't sound like a first-timer to me, tbh.

As others have noted, he's knowledgeable, insightful, doesn't talk too much, doesn't speak in monotone ... he'll be excellent.

[Drew 2,539]

ehhh..lets go get another score and seal this.

 

Lot of game left.  Need a nice 8 minute drive or something,

Edited September 8 by Drew

[Patrick Bateman 3,933]

Wow..... just a terrible possession for the defense.  Way to deflate the team.  That was some pathetic effort after playing great all day.

[TOR 5,818]

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

He's been solid. Doesn't sound like a first-timer to me, tbh.

As others have noted, he's knowledgeable, insightful, doesn't talk too much, doesn't speak in monotone ... he'll be excellent.

He is loosening up and sounding more like a guy watching a football game instead of a stiff.  Especially on that last series.  Voice pitch dropped, too.

[Patrick Bateman 3,933]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

ehhh..lets go get another score and seal this.

 

Lot of game left.  Need a nice 8 minute drive or something,

A TD with 4-5 minutes would put it away.  Makes it 4 scores.  Otherwise, a FG makes it 3 TDs, but I hate we couldn't put this away in the 3rd.  Defense will make the starters play into the 4th and we just gave them hope.

[Vic Mackey 47,168]

Offense needs to sustain something on this drive.

[Bullneck 19,216]

Giants lost.  Commanders are losing.

[Horn80 6,135]

Redskins, Giants and Eagles all lose.  Sweet

[Drew 2,539]

3 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Wow..... just a terrible possession for the defense.  Way to deflate the team.  That was some pathetic effort after playing great all day.

Normally i'm pretty harsh on the defense giving up weak TD's...but i didn't think it was a give up drive at all.  I'll wait to see the next drive.

[Vic Mackey 47,168]

Offense needs to sustain something on this drive.

Or go 3 and out with 2 incompletions.

[Surly Bevo 25,207]

[Drew 2,539]

That's defensive holding...but okay.  Throw was a bit off too.

[AbeFroman 2,207]

Don't ever let anyone try to tell you that bullshit that you can't touch receivers.

[Drew 2,539]

cmon defense...lets end this here.

[TOR 5,818]

Weather the storm.

[Sgt Hulk 13,851]

Shitty series

[Drew 2,539]

Fucks cooks to locker room.

 

Time for Tolbert and brooks to step up.

[Patrick Bateman 3,933]

I hated that first down play.  I know it was dictated by look, but still hate the call.  Let's get some groove.  Offense has been sitting forever.  And 3 and out..... Again, coaching.  I hate that first down call.

[TOR 5,818]

The defense needs to score more points.

[Drew 2,539]

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

I hated that first down play.  I know it was dictated by look, but still hate the call.  Let's get some groove.  Offense has been sitting forever.  And 3 and out..... Again, coaching.  I hate that first down call.

I felt that return TD wasn't gonna help them end the game any sooner...defense needs to reastablish here, and then a long offensive series.

[AbeFroman 2,207]

3 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Don't ever let anyone try to tell you that bullshit that you can't touch receivers.

And as soon as I post this, they call some ticky-tac shit. Fuck me right

[Drew 2,539]

Oh call that but not the other one...we gonna ref ourselves into a game and stress aren't we.

[Braff Zacklin 13,666]

Couple of awesome open-field tackles from Jourdan Lewis this game.

 

LoL and a li'l Michigan propaganda from Tom.