Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Firemans4Horn 18048]

Jordan Phillips driven 7 yards down field. Play Boomer Sooner. 

[Horn80 6119]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

luling them to sleep, letting them get comfortable out there

rope a dope !

Can’t argue.  Cowboys are definitely dopes.

[SameSame 1704]

Back at home, have to get down 21-0 first before we start figuring it out.

[Firemans4Horn 18048]

Deshaun Watson is going to make a lot of average defenses look like the Steel Curtain this year. 

[tx 3 putt 76930]

Just now, SameSame said:

Back at home, have to get down 21-0 first before we start figuring it out.

 

fires up the crowd, big comeback 

sells more beers 

Edited September 15 by tx 3 putt

[TOR 5550]

Just now, Horn80 said:

Can’t argue.  Cowboys are definitely dopes.

Plus we can use the rope to hang ourselves after the 1st round.

[Hermanator 7039]

Holy shit that Saints crowd is super loud in Cowboys Stadium. 

Guess That's what you get when your owner is a soulless corporate bitch who makes the game so ridiculously expensive that only other soulless corporate bitches can afford the season tickets. The games they don't use they sell to the opposing fans.

[TOR 5550]

MOONRAKER!  

[Firemans4Horn 18048]

Nice snag

[Firemans4Horn 18048]

Very smart hurry up sneak there. 

[dcar00 14182]

more bullshit from refs.  how do you miss that?

[AbeFroman 2156]

How do you miss that

[Firemans4Horn 18048]

How the hell do you miss that facemask?

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

Fuckin ref wouldn't know PI if it hit him in the mouth. Three fucking missed calls in three plays

[Firemans4Horn 18048]

1st and 20 and the cowboys run a bunch of pussy dump off and run up the middle plays. 

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Dump down Dak in full effect

[Drew 2405]

So this defense is the s same as last year. World beaters against bad offenses and QBs.  Competent offenses and QBs will kill them.  
 

and the refs are already on their shit today. Missed a blatantly wide open face mask. 
 

and penalties ruin a promising drive.  
 

if the defense sucks they’ll lose this easy. 
 

as far as the dump downs. It’s bad play calling and the defense.  This defense isn’t giving them any time for routes to develop.  They are obviously taking what’s there 

Edited September 15 by Drew

[TOR 5550]

Aubrey got this.  He was good for 70+ last week if fat mike wasn't such a coward.

[dcar00 14182]

that hold on Guyton was pretty ticky tack also.  It is a problem with sooner OL though.  they got away with way worse shit in college.

[DigDug 1669]

He almost broke his freaking neck.

[TOR 5550]

Welp.  That happened.

[tx 3 putt 76930]

[Surly Bevo 24908]

25 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

So today's the day it all comes crashing down right?

confirmed

[AbeFroman 2156]

I think we have identified safety as a weak spot.

[Drew 2405]

Ummm miss the blatant hold on Micah?!?

 

you literally called guyton for the same exact play?!?

[tx 3 putt 76930]

26 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

So today's the day it all comes crashing down right?

[dcar00 14182]

Parsons gets bearhugged no call

Edited September 15 by dcar00

[tx 3 putt 76930]

carr is on fucking 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[utee94 15820]

Bullshit refs are bullshit.

[Horn80 6119]

Cowboys in playoffs form.

[SameSame 1704]

That sucked, but that was smooth.

[Drew 2405]

Oh wow they calling Dallas for everything. 
 

Literally 2 vs 1 today.  Not that the defense was able to stop them anyways. 
 

 

[Firemans4Horn 18048]

Defense looks pretty terrible against a qb that doesn’t overthrow his WR’s by 15 yards. 

[TOR 5550]

Just now, Drew said:

Oh wow they calling Dallas for everything. 
 

Literally 2 vs 1 today.  Not that the defense was able to stop them anyways. 
 

 

They're going to have success if they can tackle Parsons all day.

[Drew 2405]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

Parsons gets bearhugged no call

The same exact call that guyton just got. 
 

it’s sickening. 
 

I heard the rumors about this ref crew being the absolute worst home game crew but Jesus I didn’t know it would be blatant 

[dcar00 14182]

good that we are back to looking for anything Dallas does and ignoring what the other team does.  not that it really matters much.

[Nope 3114]

Sark calling plays for NO?

[Surly Bevo 24908]

I've seen the Derek Carr throwing deep all over the Cowboys secondary show before.  I'm looking forward to all the PIs to come

Edited September 15 by Surly Bevo

[Firemans4Horn 18048]

The cowboys running back room might be the worst talent in the NFL. 

[dcar00 14182]

let me guess.  no hands to the face but a OL helmet just happens to fly off.

[TOR 5550]

1 minute ago, Nope said:

Sark calling plays for NO?

Don't even joke about that.

[Drew 2405]

1st down runs. 2nd and long runs. 
 

fuck Mike McCarthy 

 

now Dak has to put on a cape, as usual, and save the awful early down playcalling. 

[tx 3 putt 76930]

 

 

[Stunns38 3460]

Run Deuce up the middle? Bold

[Drew 2405]

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

let me guess.  no hands to the face but a OL helmet just happens to fly off.

They’ll wait till next drive to call it on Dallas.  Just hold on. 

[tx 3 putt 76930]

saints D line playing damn tough 

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

Duece Vaughn sucks at following his blocks

[Nope 3114]

2 minutes ago, TOR said:

Don't even joke about that.

The real Sark would be redundant apparently, he and Kubiak seem to have the same strategy.

[Nicole44 22059]

I see we got good Derek Carr today. 
I guess don’t sleep on New Orleans. 

[NorthLoop 14195]

Is Brady not wearing a belt?