Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[TOR 5578]

Who is Spann-Ford?  Guy is huge.  Nice overthrow Dak.

[DigDug 1669]

That Saints bomb was nice, now don’t ever fucking do it again.

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Cool pass Dak

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

DAK STRIKES BAAAaaak !

[TexArcher 37774]

Not a Cowboy fan, so generally staying off of yall's thread, but I need a place to post that Tom Brady sucks donkey ass in the booth and I'm enjoying something not going his way for once.

[Firemans4Horn 18049]

Very Troy Hambrick running back roster

 

”if you need 2 yards I’m going to get you 3. If you need 4 yards I’m going to get you 3.”

-Troy Hambrick 

[TOR 5578]

Brooks 'blocked' his man right into Cooks.  Good grief.

[dcar00 14208]

not good.  no turd ferguson and no running game is a problem in the red zone.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

Barnyard Mike: All Hands on Deck!

[AbeFroman 2177]

We audibled into a designed sack. 

Take that one out of the playbook.

[TOR 5578]

Just now, dcar00 said:

not good.  no turd ferguson and no running game is a problem in the red zone.

Moonraker was catching everything within his wingspan so they stopped going to him.

[Drew 2408]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

not good.  no turd ferguson and no running game is a problem in the red zone.

Yep. Safety blanket for Dak.  And he has to hold the ball cause he knows they need TDs. FGs aren’t gonna win this game.  
 

the STILL have no separating speed at WR.  
 

or speed at all. 

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Just now, AbeFroman said:

We audibled into a designed sack. 

Take that one out of the playbook.

What's this "we" shit?  One guy audibles.

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Fuck you Jerry

[Horn80 6122]

Zimmerman looking for gin bottle at halftime.

[Drew 2408]

Whelp. Defense sucks agains any good offense. 
 

same as before. 
 

they knew exactly what was coming and countered

 

 

this one is over. .  

[Patrick Bateman 3913]

5 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

not good.  no turd ferguson and no running game is a problem in the red zone.

 

The biggest issue is we can't cover.  The next biggest issue is we can't get any pass rush.  After that, it's we can't tackle..... But beyond that, everything is fantastic!  This is fucking embarrassing..... For all the flowers Zimmer got last week.  This week he looks old.  And the NFL is no country for old men....

 

15 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

The cowboys running back room might be the worst talent in the NFL. 

It's putrid.  Rico is probably a 3.  The Deuce Vaughn thing is a fucking joke.  The fact they don't design plays for him in a gadget form is foolish and they just treat him like a normal RB..... out there running Inside Zones and such.  A guy gets one paw on him and he's going down.  Dalvin Cook isn't the answer either.  Like Zeke, he's lost his juice.

 

 

[C-Man 27227]

Green Bay Part 2, Electric Boogaloo

[tx 3 putt 76957]

im very ok with a one loss cowboys team winning the super bowl !!!!!

[Firemans4Horn 18049]

UTSA defense looked better last night. 

[Hermanator 7050]

This is impressive. Cowboys defense in playoff form in September

[AbeFroman 2177]

The Dts are getting completely controlled, pretty much everyone on the line is.

[Sawbonz 27561]

Absolute trash 

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

A lot of tricky gimmicky bs. We’ll be fine

[Underdog 28633]

16-2!

[TOR 5578]

There's an answer.

[Hermanator 7050]

You wanted $60 million a year , Dak? This is what you get. Now stop overthrowing wide open receivers and go get fucking TDs. 

[Drew 2408]

Turpin only does one thing on offense. Tipping our hand. 
 

hate the 2nd down run. But at least he made it reasonable. 
 

just go pass happy.  Dak gonna get all the blame anyways. 

[Firemans4Horn 18049]

There we go!

[Patrick Bateman 3913]

Dak to CeeDee!  About the only consistent thing we got.

[InkaUtexas 25939]

That is how you slip out.

[tx 3 putt 76957]

[Drew 2408]

Hell of a play. Good throw. Better play by Lamb. 

[AbeFroman 2177]

Guess who’s back, back again 

[Drew 2408]

I’d be happier if I had any hope the defense would get a single stop.  
 

they won’t till the game is put away. 

[tx 3 putt 76957]

 

[TOR 5578]

3 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

A lot of tricky gimmickey bs. We’ll be fine

The 1st TD was legit.  The other 2 scores looked like playground trickery that only works once.  Still counted, tho.

[Drew 2408]

2 minutes ago, TOR said:

The 1st TD was legit.  The other 2 scores looked like playground trickery that only works once.  Still counted, tho.

Lets hope that, unlike the GB game, the defense has Shame and gets a stop or two  when the game still matters. 

[Patrick Bateman 3913]

No fucking pressure..... Zero.  It's a problem.

[Drew 2408]

Hold it and then give it up of course. 
 

typical Dallas. 
 

funny they call holding now. 

They just can’t cover. 
 

and Kamara is amazing.  We’re missing even pollard of all things. 

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

Arm Bandit

[UTexasFight 9449]

I’ve waited ~15 years to see a Horn make an open field tackle on Hill like that.

[Firemans4Horn 18049]

This defense is putrid

[TOR 5578]

Wow these linebackers suck. 

[dcar00 14208]

ha. our DL got literally tackled on that play.

[tx 3 putt 76957]

 

[Patrick Bateman 3913]

Dlaw didn't set the edge and Kendricks totally misplayed that pitch..... Just bad defense.

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

Dlinemen getting straight up tackled but ok

[Drew 2408]

They can’t get off blocks. They can’t get pressure. They can’t cover. 
 

but cool.  They got this I’m sure. 

[tx 3 putt 76957]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

This defense is putrid

 

is micah hungover or something ?