Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Firemans4Horn 18124]

Saints 6 yards per carry and 25 yards PER ATTEMPT

[Vic Mackey 47157]

New defensive coordinator, same shitty defense. And another game where Parsons isn't even a factor.

[Drew 2533]

Just now, A’Dam Psycho said:

Dlinemen getting straight up tackled but ok

Cowboys do not get holding calls.  Tail old as time. 

[A’Dam Psycho 1471]

Pathetic 

[Patrick Bateman 3933]

LOL!!!!  This defense sucks!!!!  Ran right over Parsons and Overshown...... Right over them.

[Drew 2533]

Just too easy. 
 

offense scoring a TD every drive still won’t keep up. 
 

[futureman 22550]

holy fuck dak is hot garbage

[Sgt Hulk 13841]

It’s beautiful getting fucking boat raced at home 

[Vermin 3060]

Derek Carr with a perfect passer rating.

[Vic Mackey 47157]

LOL!!!!  This defense sucks!!!!  Ran right over Parsons and Overshown...... Right over them.

Parsons is soft as tissue paper.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1398]

[Firemans4Horn 18124]

Just now, Vermin said:

Derek Carr with a perfect passer rating.

He’s going to throw left handed in the second half. Just for a challenge. 

[Dbeasy 15094]

I knew last week was a fluke because it was a new coordinator and scheme so they had no direct film on the Cowboys running it. I fully expected the Cowboys to get abused. But not this bad. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1398]

Hey, Dak threw off-balance??? What???

[dcar00 14375]

fucking throw the ball.

[TexArcher 38075]

Dak could be charged with attempted murder for that throw.

[Vic Mackey 47157]

No zip at all on that ball. Set your guy up to get drilled.

[futureman 22550]

case mccoy would have put more on that ball

[Irish Wrist Watch 1398]

The New Stifff Dakkk

[Patrick Bateman 3933]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Dak could be charged with attempted murder for that throw.

Meh, he comes back for the ball like he's actually taught, and its a catch and tackle..... he just waited there like a simp.  Tolbert is just a guy.  He'll make a few plays here and there but he's not the guy we need.

[gofuckyourself 8386]

Prescott made that tackle.

Underpaid.

[HRSchenker 2274]

Thanks Jerry.

[Horn80 6131]

Not Dak’s fault. 

[tx 3 putt 77459]

I don’t see a comeback this week 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1398]

Dak made the tackle! Fuckin A, man

[Vic Mackey 47157]

Lol. Spare ass receiver. Keep that loser on the bench the rest of the game.

[Patrick Bateman 3933]

That int is absolutely on Brooks.  That's a perfect ball and he just fell down coming out of his break, which is a huge no-no for a WR.  Just terrible.  

[Drew 2533]

Brooks falls down and a 45 yard return. 
 

No one will say that though. Only that he threw a pick.  It’s a problem. 

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1084]

How many Saints fans are at this game?  They're loud as hell.

[dcar00 14375]

ballgame.

[gofuckyourself 8386]

Just tuned in, so I assume the defense is utter garbage, and it's not fluke plays or whatever?

[Irish Wrist Watch 1398]

If only they'd paid that fucker more money

[Hagbard Celine 10928]

prescott may not be at fault for that pick, but the football gods decide if you are a winner, or not

morton: thumbs down

staubach: thumbs up

white: thumbs down

prescott: thumbs down

dak is never going to win 2 playoff games in a row unless skeletor dies and ends the jj curse

[Irish Wrist Watch 1398]

He didn't score! Hooray!

[Firemans4Horn 18124]

This defense is fucking laughably bad. 

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Doesn't matter got paid

-Dak, probably

[Firemans4Horn 18124]

Cowboys defense has given up 310 yards on 24 snaps. 

[Drew 2533]

This defense is much worse than we ever dreamed. 

[Patrick Bateman 3933]

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

prescott may not be at fault for that pick, but the football gods decide if you are a winner, or not

morton: thumbs down

staubach: thumbs up

white: thumbs down

prescott: thumbs down

dak is never going to win 2 playoff games in a row unless skeletor dies and ends the jj curse

So if it a Jerrah curse..... literally non one is going to win the ship until he dies.  We could bring in prime Joe Montana and he'd lose in the divisional round.

3 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Just tuned in, so I assume the defense is utter garbage, and it's not fluke plays or whatever?

Hot mess..... or at least it'll do until the mess gets here.

[Hermanator 7177]

One #4 making $30 million the other making $60 million. 

Paying non elite QBs elite money will always sink you. Cowboys have maybe the worst defensive line in the league. Could have used some of that $60 million to upgrade the line. 

[Drew 2533]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Doesn't matter got paid

-Dak, probably

Jesus Christ shut the fuck up.  He’s the one guy on the team you know is not like that.  
 

Dude gets the entire blame for all their failures for the last 30 years and he still goes out there and plays.  
 

In a game like today?  Wrong game. 

[Redneck Mutha 8010]

Defense held them under 70 yards that drive.

[Vermin 3060]

Is 54 the record for the most points the Cowboys have ever allowed?

[Hermanator 7177]

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

So if it a Jerrah curse..... literally non one is going to win the ship until he dies.  We could bring in prime Joe Montana and he'd lose in the divisional round.

Hot mess..... or at least it'll do until the mess gets here.

I have a sinking feeling it's not a Jerry curse. It's a Jones curse. 

[Firemans4Horn 18124]

Just need to ride Deuce Vaughn to get back in this. 

[Horn80 6131]

Just now, Hermanator said:

One #4 making $30 million the other making $60 million. 

Paying non elite QBs elite money will always sink you. Cowboys have maybe the worst defensive line in the league. Could have used some of that $60 million to upgrade the line. 

Like first round pick Mazi?

[Nicole44 22078]

Jerruh is greatest GM ever. 
 

said no one but Cowboys fans continually deluding themselves into thinking something will ever change. 
 

Damn this is an ass whooping. So much for regular season dominance. 

[Drew 2533]

2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

One #4 making $30 million the other making $60 million. 

Paying non elite QBs elite money will always sink you. Cowboys have maybe the worst defensive line in the league. Could have used some of that $60 million to upgrade the line. 

His contact literally has nothing to do with this game. 
 

y’all are just sheep for Jerry to trick into believing his lies about the cap. 

Edited September 15 by Drew

[dcar00 14375]

again not that it matters but bullshit spot.

[Surly Bevo 25166]

Dak just got a Venmo request for $60M from a Jerry Jones