Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Patrick Bateman 3918]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Just need to ride Deuce Vaughn to get back in this. 

[BurdineBandit 815]

11 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Meh, he comes back for the ball like he's actually taught, and its a catch and tackle..... he just waited there like a simp.  Tolbert is just a guy.  He'll make a few plays here and there but he's not the guy we need.

Brooks is just a guy. Zeke is just a guy. Deuce is just a guy. Cooks is just a guy. These are our non-CeeDee weapons. To be protected by two rookies starting on the offensive line. What a shittastic off-season.

[gofuckyourself 8339]

Aubrey for MVP

[DigDug 1672]

 Boys it’s like my Pappy used to say, when the buzzards fly in  there’s meat on the street, look out for the feathers and grandmas old slippers. 
 

Ole Pappy

[Firemans4Horn 18117]

Cowboys should just onsides kick the whole second half. Fuck their defense. 

[TOR 5691]

This comeback is going to be EPIC.  

[AbeFroman 2198]

You know without all the bad plays and fuck ups, we’d be pretty much tied.

[Hermanator 7120]

6 minutes ago, Drew said:

His contact literally has nothing to do with this game. 
 

y’all are just sheep for Jerry to trick into believing his lies about the cap. 

My point is it's stupid to pay anyone but the best QB in the world best QB in the world money. It will sink you. 

This defense being terrible isn't Dak's fault. He has the right to ask for as much money as he wants. It's the idiots running the organization who agree to pay an inconsistent QB elite QB money. That forces you to have to be almost perfect in the draft year in and out to continually have pieces to compete. A single draft like 2023 where everyone sucks except Overshown will destroy any playoff success chances when a QB is overpaid by such a large amount. 

[SameSame 1705]

I don’t know if our defensive tackles won one single rep that whole half.

[Patrick Bateman 3918]

11 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Aubrey for MVP

Mark Mosley likes this post....

 

6 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

My point is it's stupid to pay anyone but the best QB in the world best QB in the world money. It will sink you. 

This defense being terrible isn't Dak's fault. He has the right to ask for as much money as he wants. It's the idiots running the organization who agree to pay an inconsistent QB elite QB money. That forces you to have to be almost perfect in the draft year in and out to continually have pieces to compete. A single draft like 2023 where everyone sucks except Overshown will destroy any playoff success chances when a QB is overpaid by such a large amount. 

So, basically just have a bunch of guys on minimum contracts?  That's your plan.... Make the Jones' richer at the fans expense.  Not sure that's the right path.

 

[Surly Bevo 25076]

6 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

My point is it's stupid to pay anyone but the best QB in the world best QB in the world money. It will sink you. 

This defense being terrible isn't Dak's fault. He has the right to ask for as much money as he wants. It's the idiots running the organization who agree to pay an inconsistent QB elite QB money. That forces you to have to be almost perfect in the draft year in and out to continually have pieces to compete. A single draft like 2023 where everyone sucks except Overshown will destroy any playoff success chances when a QB is overpaid by such a large amount. 

This

[Surly Bevo 25076]

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

Mark Mosley likes this post....

 

So, basically just have a bunch of guys on minimum contracts?  That's your plan.... Make the Jones' richer at the fans expense.  Not sure that's the right path.

 

It's not that the Jones should be any richer it's that you can sign players who might make your team better instead of rolling out whatever it is we are doing on the D line, etc.  

[Horn80 6131]

Gin blossom in full effect.

[TOR 5691]

Can Erin be more in love with Tom?  It's really kind of embarrassing.

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

This shit is hard to watch every Sunday. 

[TOR 5691]

You can't corch that, that is pure DAK MAGIC baby!

[dcar00 14306]

well that was a helluva play

[gofuckyourself 8339]

3rd and 1 false start. Same stupid and poorly coached team.

[dcar00 14306]

jesus christ.  

 

[Horn80 6131]

3 minutes ago, TOR said:

Can Erin be more in love with Tom?  It's really kind of embarrassing.

She’s got the 7 year itch.

[gofuckyourself 8339]

Ok Tolbert we see you. Damn nice catch!

And with a no call DPI.

Edited September 15 by gofuckyourself

[TOR 5691]

WHAT A CATCH!  Getting interfered with AND a crappy throw from Dak!

SUPER!  BOWL!

[dcar00 14306]

great catch.  was probably going to be PI.

throw the ball.

[Patrick Bateman 3918]

Great play by Tolbert..... Great catch.  We need more of that.  Probably DPI if he doesn't catch it, but fantastic body control.

[TexArcher 37988]

Holy fuck, that's a good catch.

[Hermanator 7120]

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

It's not that the Jones should be any richer it's that you can sign players who might make your team better instead of rolling out whatever it is we are doing on the D line, etc.  

That and apparently hire whoever is Kyle Shanahan's offensive passing game coordinator to run your offense. 

They signed Lamb. They're going to find a way to sing Micah. But that means guys like Ferguson and Bland are gone after their contracts expire. They can probably sign Tyler Smith but that's going to be tough. It's just too difficult to put together an elite offensive line to go with an elite defense paying a QB that much money. Unless you have a sustained run in the draft not seen much in the history of the league. 

[gofuckyourself 8339]

The fucking option? This isn't 2002 college football.

[Firemans4Horn 18117]

Yes, run 2024 era Zeke on 2nd and 10. 

[TOR 5691]

That was the best fumble by a QB you will ever see.  Great play, Dak.

[gofuckyourself 8339]

Lol this team is a disaster. Good ball security dak.

[Horn80 6131]

Great hustle Tolbert

[Surly Bevo 25076]

Clownshow

[dcar00 14306]

what a complete clusterfuck of a team

[Vermin 3054]

Fat fucks attempting to scoop fumbles in traffic is criminal.

[Hermanator 7120]

5 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

This shit is hard to watch every Sunday. 

It feels like we are perpetually in a Charlie Strong's Texas Longhorns era. It never ends. There's never a Sark era around the corner. 

[TOR 5691]

3 points!

 

 

[Firemans4Horn 18117]

Who wins between the cowboys offense and cowboys defense in practice? 

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Who wins between the cowboys offense and cowboys defense in practice? 

Blind people. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1392]

DAK is WAK!

[dcar00 14306]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Who wins between the cowboys offense and cowboys defense in practice? 

the offense because Aubrey gets them 3 from anywhere inside the 45.

[Pato del Muerto 52531]

Gonna score 30 and get crushed huh

[Patrick Bateman 3918]

10 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

It's not that the Jones should be any richer it's that you can sign players who might make your team better instead of rolling out whatever it is we are doing on the D line, etc.  

Cool.  Now do your research..... how many high priced UDFA's have the Cowboys tried to or been attached to in the last 8 years since McClay was promoted up?  This coincided with Stephen taking over more and more of the finances.  It's like you don't even understand the organization or how they function, so your criticisms ring hollow.  You're just an old man yelling at a cloud.

Now that was terrible by Dak.  Ball protection in the RZ needs to be paramount.  That's a shitty play and he's fucking lucky as shit.  Fuck that play by Dak.

 

Edited September 15 by Patrick Bateman

[Irish Wrist Watch 1392]

4 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

That and apparently hire whoever is Kyle Shanahan's offensive passing game coordinator to run your offense. 

They signed Lamb. They're going to find a way to sing Micah. But that means guys like Ferguson and Bland are gone after their contracts expire. They can probably sign Tyler Smith but that's going to be tough. It's just too difficult to put together an elite offensive line to go with an elite defense paying a QB that much money. Unless you have a sustained run in the draft not seen much in the history of the league. 

You're using way to many names and shit

[Horn80 6131]

That #35 on Cowboys is more impressive than Parsons.

[dcar00 14306]

hilarious.

[TOR 5691]

Taysom Hill?

 

[Cairn Horn88 8275]

So, Dak makes as much as half of the Saint’s team….what could go wrong?

[Firemans4Horn 18117]

Even Rico Dowdle could run for 5ypc against the Cowboys d-line. 

[TOR 5691]

What is Liafau doing out there, exactly.  

[dcar00 14306]

doesn't really matter as this drive ended the game for sure.