Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Hermanator 6563]

 Yep. Derek Henry was who he should have drafted with the 2nd round pick after taking Ramsey with the first. The fact that even 8 years later he's still a much better back than Zeke just proves it more. 

[MissingInAction 24270]

What an absolute shit show of a program. 

[futureman 22329]

they'll beat the ravens.  because that's the bullshit they do.

['stache 21497]

4 hours ago, kevwun said:

He's definitely senile now.

He was the same stupid son of a bitch before his brain started to rot entirely. 

[lilMAC25 3771]

55 minutes ago, futureman said:

they'll beat the ravens.  because that's the bullshit they do.

[futureman 22329]

1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:

one of my favorite movies.

 

and it is what the cowboys do.  they’re good after a loss and they can win big regular season games.  this isn’t the playoffs. 

['stache 21497]

He’s not wrong they’ll bumble fuck some big wins and be in contention in December.

[SurlyBDR 22353]

 

[Surly Bevo 24272]

7 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

[Vic Mackey 46591]

He’s not wrong they’ll bumble fuck some big wins and be in contention in December.

Yep. I won't be surprised at all if they win tomorrow. But don't let it sucker you in. Still a middle of the road team.

[Hermanator 6563]

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

That's some bullshit. 9 1/2 in hands and 8 1/2 in dick? I have 10 1/4 Inch hands and only an 8 3/7th in dick. WTF

[Hate 20040]

JJ has always been a perv. He talked about how good Troy Aikman looked in the shower. He talked about gloryholes. He’s an embarrassment.

[Pam Cummings 9410]

15 hours ago, futureman said:

one of my favorite movies.

 

and it is what the cowboys do.  they’re good after a loss and they can win big regular season games.  this isn’t the playoffs. 

It's(on paper) a bad matchup for Dallas though. If the Ravens aren't able to run the ball a lot and just bully that weak interior something is wrong in Baltimore.

[Underdog 27977]

37 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

That's some bullshit. 9 1/2 in hands and 8 1/2 in dick? I have 10 1/4 Inch hands and only an 8 3/7th in dick. WTF

PM unsent

[Knoxtnhorn 5906]

35 minutes ago, Hate said:

JJ has always been a perv. He talked about how good Troy Aikman looked in the shower. He talked about gloryholes. He’s an embarrassment.

I used to have Jerry Jones' business card because he stopped by my very gay uncle's house one time.  The "official" word was that Jerry's driver and my uncle were friends.  /JLaw ok gif

[futureman 22329]

38 minutes ago, Hate said:

JJ has always been a perv. He talked about how good Troy Aikman looked in the shower. He talked about gloryholes. He’s an embarrassment.

don’t forget felix jones having one of those nice bubble butts. 

[Hermanator 6563]

25 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I used to have Jerry Jones' business card because he stopped by my very gay uncle's house one time.  The "official" word was that Jerry's driver and my uncle were friends.  /JLaw ok gif

[SimkinsMan 4250]

45 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I used to have Jerry Jones' business card because he stopped by my very gay uncle's house one time.  The "official" word was that Jerry's driver and my uncle were friends.  /JLaw ok gif

[Vic Mackey 46591]

"We like our RB's"

 

[futureman 22329]

who needs running backs?

[Vic Mackey 46591]

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[Surly Bevo 24272]

Backs against the wall Ravens probably about to administer a beatdown on this scrub team.

[TOR 5025]

I'm gonna hate myself for watching this.

[Drew 2222]

Same. 

[Braff Zacklin 13286]

1 minute ago, TOR said:

I'm gonna hate myself for watching this.

[Drew 2222]

Why do they ever return anything?  For every decent one there’s 15 bad ones and/or penalties. 
 

no one gets as many holding/block in the back penalties as the cowboys.  
 

And now they’re buried deep in their own territory again with no run game. 

Edited September 22 by Drew

[Irish Wrist Watch 1335]

New rallying cry: We need shittier opponents! Bring the Shitty!

[Drew 2222]

Horrid play calling. 
 

Maybe bailed out by flag.  Bad sequence. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1335]

Obviously they've been studying game films and have scripted special plays to jump on top

[Drew 2222]

lol this team. 
 

the random 3rd string TE false start 

Well damn that was a fucking missile to cooks. 

[Sgt Hulk 13485]

Sometimes I like self torture.  Aka watching this shit team 

Idiot asking for a flag. He literally threw it at the receiver 

[dcar00 13861]

this is just a poorly coached team.

[Sgt Hulk 13485]

3 penalties on opening drive. Dallas football 

[Drew 2222]

Just a dumb fucking team. 
 

even Fergy now. 

[TOR 5025]

Looks like baltimore is calling the plays, they know exactly what's coming.  

[texastroubadour 1203]

they’re getting buttfucked again today aren’t they?

[Sgt Hulk 13485]

It’s gotta be awesome as fuck being a cowboys player.  You make millions of dollars and you don’t have to do fucking shit.  Practice.  Play.  Try. 

[Drew 2222]

Literally no separation. This team has NO speed and can’t get away from the DB. 
 

They need some help there

[Braff Zacklin 13286]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

It’s gotta be awesome as fuck being a cowboys player.  You make millions of dollars and you don’t have to do fucking shit.  Practice.  Play.  Try. 

Based on how sloppy and stupid they look, I'm not so sure they practice.

[dcar00 13861]

1 minute ago, texastroubadour said:

they’re getting buttfucked again today  for the next 3 years aren’t they?

FIFY

last year was their chance.  everything falling their way and then typical cowboy faceplant.

[Drew 2222]

Already seen enough.  Offense isn’t dynamic enough.  
 

Defense is even worse than last year when there’s movement and misdirection. 

[Surly Bevo 24272]

6 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

this is just a poorly coached team.

With very little talent.

What could go wrong

[dcar00 13861]

This is Texas ULM

[Sgt Hulk 13485]

Like Practicing against air 

[Elmer_Fudd 22002]

Lulz pathetic.  Greenspoint.

[Drew 2222]

Easier than last week. 
 

Already over. 

[Sgt Hulk 13485]

Jackson is gonna have 550 total yards by himself 

[texastroubadour 1203]

wow. at least we have the Horns. 

[Patrick Bateman 3851]

LOL.  Dallas D getting killed on the misdirection and against flow.

This run D is the shittiest I think I've ever seen from a Dallas team.  Hard to remember.

[Vermin 3024]

hot knife meets butter