Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Radical Larry 28564]

This team is the Nick Starkel of NFL franchises.

[LonghornJudas 1097]

Same shit, different day.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9323]

Have we seen the shot of Jerrah looking really flabbergasted from his sky box yet?

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

Cowboys look good

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

Establish the run with this make a wish running back room. 

[Drew 2404]

Oh no…3rd and 1 again. 

[TOR 5528]

Hey diddle diddle,

Mike Mccarthy sucks.

 

The fullback offense.

[Drew 2404]

Hey the FB 

They are doubling Lamb every play.  They know he’s the only real offensive weapon that has juice 

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

Throw it to the double covered backup tight end

lol. Oline looked like a turnstile. 

[dcar00 14154]

how is that not holding on Lamb?

[Surly Bevo 24908]

I mean why not.  He's the most talented guy on the team

[texastroubadour 1210]

sounds like a Ravens home crowd 

[Braff Zacklin 13553]

That's an amazing kick, although I think the decision to attempt it was desperate and stupid.

[Drew 2404]

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Throw it to the double covered backup tight end

No one is open. Lamb is being bracketed most plays and no one else is getting separation.  So eat the sack or throw it away and we’ll gripe about that too. 
 

Damn kicker. 

Edited September 22 by Drew

[TOR 5528]

The only bright spot.  Probably the only legit pro bowl pick.

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

Can you build a football team around Aubrey.  That’s what needs to happen 

[Cairn Horn88 8260]

Not gonna watch this Cowboy’s death spiral.  Anybody as rich as Jerry who can’t get competent coaches and keep his nose out and let the coaches do their job without interference, ain’t about to get my attention.  Adios.

[dcar00 14154]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Can you build a football team around Aubrey.  That’s what needs to happen 

you could if you had a defense

[lilMAC25 3789]

Member when Dallas was gonna rise up and beat the Ravens?

 

lol

[Basil 754]

Jerry Jones is an asshat.

[TOR 5528]

Man, Henry has to be football old and beat to hell at this point.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

I think Jerry has ED issues which explains his need to hire AND underpay shitty coaches. A real coach is a threat to Jerry's manhood, which has been coming up short his whole life.

[Patrick Bateman 3911]

If Lamar is going to run, you have to make him pay..... Hit him.  Make him feel it.

[dcar00 14154]

missed the hold of course

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

This is the worst defense in the NFL. Not sure it is close. 

[dcar00 14154]

35 to 13 final incoming.

[tx 3 putt 76873]

fuuuuuuuuuck 

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Cool tackling

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

Great tackle. Good break down. Squared yo tackle you stupid mother fucker 

[Drew 2404]

Just when you think the defense might be stepping up they let that happen. 
 

rookie mistake.  Shouldn’t be happening week 3. 

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

I’m about to flip over to the real housewives of Salt Lake City. Fu k this team 

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

Cowboys d line couldn’t generate a push against 5 guys in wheelchairs. 

[Patrick Bateman 3911]

Welp..... Let's see if the Ravens can put 70 up on the Boys.

 

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22204]

This defense is as bad as that Monty Kiffin defense that one year.

[Horn80 6114]

Dak earning that money as usual.

[Drew 2404]

14-3 just like that. 
 

now comes the “pressing” cowboys offense. 
 

Forced throws. Mostly passing.  Lots of sacks and turnovers now. 
 

can’t play from behind too much. 

[dcar00 14154]

they needed to blow the whole thing up but now they are super fucked with all the contracts for meh players.

[Drew 2404]

Just now, Horn80 said:

Dak earning that money as usual.

This when you know someone isn’t really watching the game. 

[texastroubadour 1210]

I’m glad my deceased parents (lifelong fans) aren’t having to witness how bad this team/organization has been 

[Vermin 3043]

Last 3 games at AT&T:

Gave up 48, gave up 44, and gave up 14 in 1Q.

[Horn80 6114]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

This when you know someone isn’t really watching the game. 

Never Dak’s fault.  Lol

[Hermanator 7032]

I did not think it possible for this defense to be as bad as 2020. 

 

[Steamboat1874 4049]

8 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Not gonna watch this Cowboy’s death spiral.  Anybody as rich as Jerry who can’t get competent coaches and keep his nose out and let the coaches do their job without interference, ain’t about to get my attention.  Adios.

You speak the truth brother.

[Vermin 3043]

 

[Hermanator 7032]

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

they needed to blow the whole thing up but now they are super fucked with all the contracts for meh players.

It'll never get better than NFC East champions ever again. That's the pinnacle of achievement for this family. Doesn't matter if they blow anything up or not. 

Carson sucks ass. Of course he's a rookie so it's expected. 

[Drew 2404]

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Never Dak’s fault.  Lol

Just proving you’re not watching the game. 
 

This is exactly  why I wanted him to leave. So idiots like you couldn’t blame him for games like this.

 

[Surly Bevo 24908]

People need to start heckling the shit out of Jerry everywhere he goes.  He doesn’t command or deserve any respect.  Make it painful for him to be the arrogant prick that he is.

[Hermanator 7032]

Dak is a terrible deep ball thrower. Looks like 2022 Ewers. It's never on target and usually causes the receivers to have to make huge adjustments 

[Cairn Horn88 8260]

7 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

This is the worst defense in the NFL. Not sure it is close. 

But…but…CeeDee Lamb is super rich!