Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Horn80 5,978]

Just now, Drew said:

Wanna explain the 42 points given up by the defense?  
 

or is Dak playing both offense and defense?  
 

This is why I can’t take you Dak hating clowns seriously. You honestly think the QB is responsible solely for wins and losses.  
 

Learn football 

Brady won SB at Tampa Bay his first year.  Enough said.

[futureman 22,329]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

Learn football 

you don't know anything about football

[Sgt Hulk 13,485]

Once again.  The Stars. The Mavs The rangers.  Cowboys answer with this putrid shit 

[Drew 2,222]

Just now, TonyTexas said:

What do have to say about that call @Drew ?

It’s not good?  The whole team is spiraling down the drain. They have no run game. The weapons can’t seperate. The OL is barely holding up. 

the defense is the REAL culprit the last 2 games  

And a QB y’all claim is horrible is expected to fix it all. 
 

I truly hope they get rid of him. For this fan base sake and his. 

[TOR 5,025]

Sure looked like a neutral zone infraction if they had snapped that.  Oh well, dodged a bullet.

Brady is growing on me.  And unlike collinscoont he doesn't talk about himself in every sentence.

[dcar00 13,861]

4 minutes ago, Drew said:

Which has been my stance all along. He can’t fix everything but is expected to be the scapegoat for it all. 
 

And much less idiotic takes from this fan base. 

he's not the scapegoat for it all.  that is you thinking that.  the problem is he is getting top 3 money while not being close to that.  Lamb is the same.  He fucks up at the worst times and because the rest of our WR core is so horrible we feel like we have to have him.

our real problems this year are going to be OL and DL(which is of course death for any football team).  particularly our OL because we can't run the ball.  Dak needs a running game.

[Surly Bevo 24,272]

Dak

1.  Don't know him personally

2.  Didn't go to Texas and therefore his success or lack of it at the next level doesn't move the needle one way or the other for the team I care most about

3.  Makes $60M a year as the starting QB of the Dallas Cowboys which whether he likes it, wants it or not means he is the de facto leader on the field and sets the tone

So other than his job as the starting QB of the Cowboys I simply don't have any other reason to care about him.  His job is to turn that $60M into wins, particularly when the stakes are at the highest.  He has not done that and looks less and less capable of doing it as he ages.   With three being the only thing I give a shit about when it comes to Dak he is not going to get anything but scorn from me at the moment.  

Edited September 22 by Surly Bevo

[Rex Kramer 1,211]

23 minutes ago, Drew said:

And he’ll be so much better somewhere with a good front office, legit coaches who actually try to make the QBs life easier not harder.  Ford game plans and being prepared. 
 

not 
 

Oh and a fan base they actually knows the fuck they’re talking about. 
 

not having to cover up the mistakes of everyone else  

gos damn it Dak!  False starts AND fumbles the ball! 

I don’t know what you’re trying to say because of the constant misspellings and grammatical errors. 

19 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Parsons is trash.

Yes he is. He absolutely should not be extended. 

[dcar00 13,861]

I wish our DB's could get away with that type of hold.

[Sgt Hulk 13,485]

Boo the fuck out of these losers 

[dcar00 13,861]

D throw.  real time grading from Brady is funny.

[Vic Mackey 46,591]

Yay offense!

[Firemans4Horn 16,879]

lol, this team sucks. 

[Vic Mackey 46,591]

This is new Romo,Dez,Witten,Ware era.

[TOR 5,025]

This game is a beating.  And this thread isn't making it any better, dammit!  Somebody tell a joke or something.

[dcar00 13,861]

back running left.  rip off 24 yards.

[texastroubadour 1,203]

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Boo the fuck out of these losers 

yes but you won’t be able to hear the boos over the Ravens fan’s cheers. 

No team has a worse home field crowd advantage than Dallas

[Horn80 5,978]

1 minute ago, TOR said:

This game is a beating.  And this thread isn't making it any better, dammit!  Somebody tell a joke or something.

We’re watching one called Cowboys.

[Surly Bevo 24,272]

2 minutes ago, TOR said:

This game is a beating.  And this thread isn't making it any better, dammit!  Somebody tell a joke or something.

Sorry man I'm just here for the schadenfreude

[Sgt Hulk 13,485]

How shitty are the Browns.  This is the worst team in the league wow 

['stache 21,497]

Good thing Mike got an extra year and brought in that old cunt Zimmer.

[Vic Mackey 46,591]

Good thing Mike got an extra year and brought in that old cunt Zimmer.

Gotta love retread hires. I'm sure Jerry will call Jeff Fisher up to be our next head coach.

[TOR 5,025]

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

We’re watching one called Cowboys.

Not bad.

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Sorry man I'm just here for the schadenfreude

I see what you did there.

[Horn80 5,978]

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Sorry man I'm just here for the schadenfreude

You’re going need a bigger boat.

[Surly Bevo 24,272]

LOL SOOOOOO WIDE OPEN

[Vic Mackey 46,591]

That was some awesome coverage.

[The_Great_Hornsby 3,306]

Cowgirls suck again. MVP: Aubrey

[Horn80 5,978]

Ok Drew.  That wasn’t Dak’s fault. 

[TOR 5,025]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

That was some awesome coverage.

The spin move in the wrong direction was especially scintillating.  

[Vic Mackey 46,591]

8 plays, 88 yards in under 3 minutes. Lol

[Underdog 27,977]

7 minutes ago, TOR said:

This game is a beating.  And this thread isn't making it any better, dammit!  Somebody tell a joke or something.

@Laxtonto give us some tits… PLEASE! 

[dcar00 13,861]

8 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

This is new Romo,Dez,Witten,Ware era.

this is gonna be way worse than that.

[HOOKEM4 4,879]

I don't have a dog in this fight, but Dallas looks like they don't give a shit. Maybe they shouldn't have re-signed Dak and just waited to trade (or earn) the number 1 pick of QE?

[lilMAC25 3,771]

32 minutes ago, Drew said:

Show where I said that?  No one can fix this shit show. Not Mahomes. Not prime  Brady, not some first round pick yall salivating over. 
 

as long as the team management stays the same their fucked. 

Every time you say “it isn’t Dak”, it sorta is. He’s not good enough to overcome even when the team around was good enough to win. Dak isn’t.

[TOR 5,025]

Drew did nothing wrong!  Don't pile on someone for being a fan.

That should have been 15 for unsportsmanlike.

[The_Great_Hornsby 3,306]

One shot at the endzone from the 5 then we gotta kick

LOL BULLSHIT

[TOR 5,025]

Wow, right in the dick.  

Apologies if you like shooting yourself in the dick.

[The_Great_Hornsby 3,306]

What a soft call

[Zepol87 9,016]

This ass kicking is glorious

 

[LonghornJudas 1,084]

Baltimore doing more than that pretty much every offensive play. 

[The_Great_Hornsby 3,306]

4 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

I don't have a dog in this fight, but Dallas looks like they don't give a shit. Maybe they shouldn't have re-signed Dak and just waited to trade (or earn) the number 1 pick of QE?

Would love to draft QE so he can get injured and sit out half the season every year. 

[dcar00 13,861]

more ridiculousness from the refs.  it is so obvious at this point.

[BillyGoatHill 4,267]

What a kick. Would've been good from 70.

[dcar00 13,861]

Lamb bitching about getting the ball...fucking sooner.

['stache 21,497]

"needs a lot of halftime adjustments." LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL 

Have you seen this fucking team play recently? Midgame adjustments? Fat Mike and his loser staff have no idea what that means. 

Edited September 22 by 'stache

[Horn80 5,978]

What a shit show.

[Firemans4Horn 16,879]

18 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

This is new Romo,Dez,Witten,Ware era.

Those guys were way better than these bozos. 

[Newdoc 3,421]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

What a shit show.

And tens of thousands of people willingly pay large chunks of their earnings for the “privilege” of watching it in person. Mind bottling.

[lilMAC25 3,771]

31 minutes ago, Drew said:

Wanna explain the 42 points given up by the defense?  
 

or is Dak playing both offense and defense?  
 

This is why I can’t take you Dak hating clowns seriously. You honestly think the QB is responsible solely for wins and losses.  
 

Learn football 

Dak sucked dick before the half in the playoff game. He was fucking garbage until the Packers started playing prevent.

[Vic Mackey 46,591]

Those guys were way better than these bozos. 

Not really. Each era is exactly the same. I'm not talking about this season going forward. The entire era going back years. Each era won a few wild card games and that's it.