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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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1 minute ago, Newdoc said:

And tens of thousands of people willingly pay large chunks of their earnings for the “privilege” of watching it in person. Mind bottling.

Thinking that very thing with the camera shot of disappointed fans before commercials.

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6 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Would love to draft QE so he can get injured and sit out half the season every year. 

He's so small, he'd be lucky to sit out half seasons..... Love the kid, but he's not going to make a good pro QB unless he goes to a place that has everything already queued.  Not many top 10 teams are that.

 

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I don't think Jerry is capable of feeling the emotion of embarrassment. He literally cannot tell that he's being mocked and laughed at including by his own fanbase. I'm sure he'll be front and center with the camera's after this one spouting the same bullshit.

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16 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

And tens of thousands of people willingly pay large chunks of their earnings for the “privilege” of watching it in person. Mind bottling.

Yeah, I genuinely don't understand the mindset of people who spend so much time, money, and energy on certain teams. It makes it easier to understand the NFL goon threads, but that's it.

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I don't think Jerry is capable of feeling the emotion of embarrassment. He literally cannot tell that he's being mocked and laughed at including by his own fanbase. I'm sure he'll be front and center with the camera's after this one spouting the same bullshit.

And his own fanbase will continue to sellout the stadium and buy their merchandise.
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4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Not really. Each era is exactly the same. I'm not talking about this season going forward. The entire era going back years. Each era won a few wild card games and that's it.
 

Romo and Ware were far better than what we have now. TEs a wash. I’d take a CD over Dez all day. 

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3 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Yeah, I genuinely don't understand the mindset of people who spend so much time, money, and energy on certain teams. It makes it easier to understand the NFL goon threads, but that's it.

What gets me, is even a lab rat must get a food pellet at some point to keep interest in participating.  

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Zeke Elliott might be one of the best 2-3 yard running backs in the game. If that's all you really want to gain on a play, he's your man. Is it 1st and 20 but you have no confidence in your $60m/yr QB? Just give it to Zeke and you'll be at 4th and 14 no problem

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To the people here who were criticizing us posters for saying that it was a mistake to pay Dak the league's largest contract, lol. The Cowboys absolutely did not have to sign him. They could have found anyone at least as lame as him and tried to build a team around better players. And yes, the coaches, and the GM suck. 

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2nd and 20.  Fatso runs zeke up middle.  Do you really think this washed up waste can get more than two yards?

so we missed the opportunity.  Suck with Dak on his last year.  Get a high pick.  Trade parsons for picks and get a new one and some line help.  Instead zeke and CeeDee show losing for at least five more years, maybe ten.  
 

maybe life is better without football for a while

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2 minutes ago, ITHorn said:

Very difficult to even pretend to care about this team at this point. Wake me up when Jerry croaks.

Wouldn't solve anything, the Jones Inc. corporate jet may need to find a mountain to fly into.

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2 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

To the people here who were criticizing us posters for saying that it was a mistake to pay Dak the league's largest contract, lol. The Cowboys absolutely did not have to sign him. They could have found anyone at least as lame as him and tried to build a team around better players. And yes, the coaches, and the GM suck. 

The excuse I saw a lot was the free agent market and draft were not better options. I get that but when Dak is at quarterback do you think our chance to win is better? I'd rather be totally fucked with $60m available to spend rather than totally fucked with a $60m quarterback who doesn't put you in a position to win.

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1 minute ago, HRSchenker said:

The excuse I saw a lot was the free agent market and draft were not better options. I get that but when Dak is at quarterback do you think our chance to win is better? I'd rather be totally fucked with $60m available to spend rather than totally fucked with a $60m quarterback who doesn't put you in a position to win.

$100 agree with this. 

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