Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Uncle Nate 2,097]

This and last week remind me of last year’s blowout loss in the playoffs. One side has a professional coaching staff who know how to game plan for a team, and the other side does not. 

[Horn80 6,131]

1 minute ago, Newdoc said:

And tens of thousands of people willingly pay large chunks of their earnings for the “privilege” of watching it in person. Mind bottling.

Thinking that very thing with the camera shot of disappointed fans before commercials.

[Patrick Bateman 3,931]

6 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Would love to draft QE so he can get injured and sit out half the season every year. 

He's so small, he'd be lucky to sit out half seasons..... Love the kid, but he's not going to make a good pro QB unless he goes to a place that has everything already queued.  Not many top 10 teams are that.

 

[lilMAC25 3,818]

23 minutes ago, TOR said:

This game is a beating.  And this thread isn't making it any better, dammit!  Somebody tell a joke or something.

Dak Prescott would win a Super Bowl as the starting QB for about 6 different NFL teams.

[BillyGoatHill 4,312]

First NFL game watching this year. Why even have kickoffs any more?

That's some lame ass poo. 

['stache 21,865]

Nice adjustments!

[Firemans4Horn 18,122]

There was a good reason Mike Zimmer was unemployed. 

[Uncle Nate 2,097]

This is just comical now. 

[mdmost 43,050]

Oh that really has to chafe Jerry's droopy balls that they guy he didn't want to pay to shore up the RB position just put this away. 

Edited September 22 by mdmost

[HOOKEM4 5,044]

21 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Would love to draft QE so he can get injured and sit out half the season every year. 

Touche

[Horn80 6,131]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

There was a good reason Mike Zimmer was unemployed. 

He should be unemployed after this game.

[texastroubadour 1,224]

no words

['stache 21,865]

I don't think Jerry is capable of feeling the emotion of embarrassment. He literally cannot tell that he's being mocked and laughed at including by his own fanbase. I'm sure he'll be front and center with the camera's after this one spouting the same bullshit.

Edited September 22 by 'stache

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,356]

16 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

And tens of thousands of people willingly pay large chunks of their earnings for the “privilege” of watching it in person. Mind bottling.

Yeah, I genuinely don't understand the mindset of people who spend so much time, money, and energy on certain teams. It makes it easier to understand the NFL goon threads, but that's it.

[TonyTexas 10,527]

Just now, Horn80 said:

He should be unemployed after this game.

Jerry will make Zimmer interim HC when he boots McCarthy’s fat ass

[dcar00 14,365]

ha ha.  Zimmer should be fired.  

[Texzilla58 4,744]

38 minutes ago, TOR said:

This game is a beating.  And this thread isn't making it any better, dammit!  Somebody tell a joke or something.

What do you call Dak, Jerry. And fat Mike at the bottom of the ocean?

a good start!

[Firemans4Horn 18,122]

This offense is as explosive as a dry fart. 

[Brandywine 1,316]

They look absolutely awful. I wonder what part of the season McCarthy will be fired. 

[dcar00 14,365]

finally called the DB holding.  game is over now though.

[Stunns38 3,558]

I don't think Jerry is capable of feeling the emotion of embarrassment. He literally cannot tell that he's being mocked and laughed at including by his own fanbase. I'm sure he'll be front and center with the camera's after this one spouting the same bullshit.

And his own fanbase will continue to sellout the stadium and buy their merchandise.

[Rex Kramer 1,365]

4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Not really. Each era is exactly the same. I'm not talking about this season going forward. The entire era going back years. Each era won a few wild card games and that's it.
 

Romo and Ware were far better than what we have now. TEs a wash. I’d take a CD over Dez all day. 

[Underdog 28,773]

Fire and trade e’rrbody! 

[Horn80 6,131]

3 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Yeah, I genuinely don't understand the mindset of people who spend so much time, money, and energy on certain teams. It makes it easier to understand the NFL goon threads, but that's it.

What gets me, is even a lab rat must get a food pellet at some point to keep interest in participating.  

[dcar00 14,365]

89 is fucking worthless.

[Firemans4Horn 18,122]

First and 20 and you call a draw for your AARP running back. Cowboys seeing if Aubrey can kick a 70 yarder?

[TOR 5,817]

Well, at least we're still in FG range.

[Firemans4Horn 18,122]

Jesus Christ, is there a position group on this team that isn’t fucking terrible? Oline is trash. 

[Horn80 6,131]

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

89 is fucking worthless.

Carry on…..

[TOR 5,817]

or not, shit what have you got to lose fatass

[dcar00 14,365]

ha.  screwed Aubrey out of 3 points.

['stache 21,865]

60 is literally worthless

[HRSchenker 2,273]

Zeke Elliott might be one of the best 2-3 yard running backs in the game. If that's all you really want to gain on a play, he's your man. Is it 1st and 20 but you have no confidence in your $60m/yr QB? Just give it to Zeke and you'll be at 4th and 14 no problem

[TreatyOak 16,422]

To the people here who were criticizing us posters for saying that it was a mistake to pay Dak the league's largest contract, lol. The Cowboys absolutely did not have to sign him. They could have found anyone at least as lame as him and tried to build a team around better players. And yes, the coaches, and the GM suck. 

[dcar00 14,365]

Just now, 'stache said:

60 is literally worthless

drafting sooner OL knowing they can only block when they hold is stupid.  Guyton is going to be a complete bust.

[ITHorn 801]

Very difficult to even pretend to care about this team at this point. Wake me up when Jerry croaks.

[Texzilla58 4,744]

2nd and 20.  Fatso runs zeke up middle.  Do you really think this washed up waste can get more than two yards?

so we missed the opportunity.  Suck with Dak on his last year.  Get a high pick.  Trade parsons for picks and get a new one and some line help.  Instead zeke and CeeDee show losing for at least five more years, maybe ten.  
 

maybe life is better without football for a while

[Horn80 6,131]

Just now, dcar00 said:

drafting sooner OL knowing they can only block when they hold is stupid.  Guyton is going to be a complete bust.

Mazi says hi!

[TOR 5,817]

How the hell did Fox get from Rescue Me to Rescue: High Surf?  It makes no sense. 

[TOR 5,817]

2 minutes ago, ITHorn said:

Very difficult to even pretend to care about this team at this point. Wake me up when Jerry croaks.

Wouldn't solve anything, the Jones Inc. corporate jet may need to find a mountain to fly into.

[HRSchenker 2,273]

2 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

To the people here who were criticizing us posters for saying that it was a mistake to pay Dak the league's largest contract, lol. The Cowboys absolutely did not have to sign him. They could have found anyone at least as lame as him and tried to build a team around better players. And yes, the coaches, and the GM suck. 

The excuse I saw a lot was the free agent market and draft were not better options. I get that but when Dak is at quarterback do you think our chance to win is better? I'd rather be totally fucked with $60m available to spend rather than totally fucked with a $60m quarterback who doesn't put you in a position to win.

[Texzilla58 4,744]

Brady just said about Van Noy:  I not only love him as a player but love him as a man.”  Now we know why Giselle moved on.

[Vic Mackey 47,151]

Very difficult to even pretend to care about this team at this point. Wake me up when Jerry croaks.

This won't solve a thing. His son is even worse. He's the one who brought the penny pinching, bargain store hunting approach to our roster.

[dcar00 14,365]

TD from the Ravens here and the usual garbage TD from Dak and my score hits.

[SizzleChest 8,284]

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Wouldn't solve anything, the Jones Inc. corporate jet may need to find a mountain to fly into.

Jonestown?

[TOR 5,817]

Just now, Texzilla58 said:

...  Now we know why Giselle moved on.

Huh.  Thought it was because he lost every dime with FTX and was poor now.

[TreatyOak 16,422]

1 minute ago, HRSchenker said:

The excuse I saw a lot was the free agent market and draft were not better options. I get that but when Dak is at quarterback do you think our chance to win is better? I'd rather be totally fucked with $60m available to spend rather than totally fucked with a $60m quarterback who doesn't put you in a position to win.

$100 agree with this. 

[Texzilla58 4,744]

They are just trucking parsons and Tank looks old and out of gas.  

[Horn80 6,131]

2 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

I'd rather be totally fucked with $60m available to spend rather than totally fucked with a $60m quarterback who doesn't put you in a position to win.

[TOR 5,817]

Be nice to have spend some of that $60 million on defense.  Even the booth is piling on.