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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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I know, I know! I got suckered into paying for tickets to this game! It was more for my son’s B-Day, born in LA and loved Brees and the Saints. Tickets, hotel Sat night, concessions, and souvenirs

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We need one of the normally gutless Dallas media to call Jerry out on his bullshit. Maybe Cowlishaw?

Cowlishaw: Jerry, you said last month, and I quote, “there's nobody that could f---ing come in here and do all the contracts ... and be a GM any better than I can.”

How can legitimately think that is true after these last two weeks and the last 3 home games? Isn’t it time to find a new GM?

but nobody will. They’re all yes men who value access to Jerry more than being honest and critical.

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But again, Jerry doesn't care. The stadium is full. People keep buying merch. People keeping renewing their seats. He has no incentive to change and even if people stopped coming he's too dug in to change. The only hope is that once he dies Stephen realizes he has no rope because absolutely no one thinks he is qualified to do the job. I enjoy that we do this song and dance every year. 

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10 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
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Very difficult to even pretend to care about this team at this point. Wake me up when Jerry croaks.

This won't solve a thing. His son is even worse. He's the one who brought the penny pinching, bargain store hunting approach to our roster.

Yeah, he’s also 100% more likely to hire a real GM. 

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4 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:

What a prick. Doesn’t give a shit that by wearing that regarded things he’s obstructing the view of the person sitting behind him. I bet you this mutherfucker drives below the speed limit in the left lane. 

It doesn't matter. This guy is sitting behind him

 

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4 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:

What a prick. Doesn’t give a shit that by wearing that regarded things he’s obstructing the view of the person sitting behind him. I bet you this mutherfucker drives below the speed limit in the left lane. 

He’s doing them a favor? 

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26 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

2nd and 20.  Fatso runs zeke up middle.  Do you really think this washed up waste can get more than two yards?

so we missed the opportunity.  Suck with Dak on his last year.  Get a high pick.  Trade parsons for picks and get a new one and some line help.  Instead zeke and CeeDee show losing for at least five more years, maybe ten.  
 

maybe life is better without football for a while

They won’t trade Parsons. They’ll pay him a fuck load of $$

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11 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
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Harbaugh always looks like he has a question to ask.  But great coach.

Harbaugh is the AFC version of McCarthy for his career.

If you had to have one, which you choose?

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20 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

We need one of the normally gutless Dallas media to call Jerry out on his bullshit. Maybe Cowlishaw?

Cowlishaw: Jerry, you said last month, and I quote, “there's nobody that could f---ing come in here and do all the contracts ... and be a GM any better than I can.”

How can legitimately think that is true after these last two weeks and the last 3 home games? Isn’t it time to find a new GM?

but nobody will. They’re all yes men who value access to Jerry more than being honest and critical.

I dunno that Cowlishaw values access to Jerry as much as his employer does.  When I hear him on the Ticket he isn't real kind.

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18 minutes ago, mdmost said:

But again, Jerry doesn't care. The stadium is full. People keep buying merch. People keeping renewing their seats. He has no incentive to change and even if people stopped coming he's too dug in to change. The only hope is that once he dies Stephen realizes he has no rope because absolutely no one thinks he is qualified to do the job. I enjoy that we do this song and dance every year. 

Yep.  Jerrah has to die.... it all starts and ends with that.  Then about 10 more things need to go correct.  But this organization is fucked with Jerry. 

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10 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Jerry's perfect fan.  buying front row seats and every schlock cowboys item you can find

I hate any cocksucker who has the attention whoreism gene that requires them to come to a game wearing stupid big hats.  I’d set that thing on fire.  The huge oversized baseball cap like that just screams dumb motherfucker.  He probably spent a month’s pay for tickets and that getup.  Probably also has some yard of beer souvenir glass there too. 

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