Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[TonyTexas 10518]

1 minute ago, Texzilla58 said:

I hate any cocksucker who has the attention whoreism gene that requires them to come to a game wearing stupid big hats.  I’d set that thing on fire.  The huge oversized baseball cap like that just screams dumb motherfucker.  He probably spent a month’s pay for tickets and that getup.  Probably also has some yard of beer souvenir glass there too. 

 

[Jive Turkey 12622]

5 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I dunno that Cowlishaw values access to Jerry as much as his employer does.  When I hear him on the Ticket he isn't real kind.

Yeah, I fucked that up.  I meant most are gutless, but I don’t think Cowlishaw is.  He might actually do it.

[Hermanator 7119]

Garbage time TD! Yeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

[Firemans4Horn 18112]

Cool 2 point play fucking idiots

[Jameslaw121 4448]

Guess we at the part of the game where the opponent plays prevent and Dak gets numbers that make him look good

[C-Man 27234]

Cool 2 point play fucking idiots

Turrible

['stache 21823]

6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I hope the fans turn on Jerruh. He should have kept the DC and promoted to head coach. The whole team has given up on Jerruh and Jerruh deserves it. He shitty GM. 

The DC that made Jordan Fucking Love look like Tom Brady? No fucking way, Washington deserves that fucking loser piece of shit.

[Jameslaw121 4448]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Cool 2 point play fucking idiots

I too enjoy a two point conversion that is thrown to the 1 yard line...

[hookem48 4700]

Offense looks pretty good when the Ravens defense completely quits giving a shit. 

[pops 7005]

Why the fuck do you go for two there?  Kick and be down fifteen. Get lucky and score again.... Kick and be down 8. Fucking regarded. 

[futureman 22494]

29 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

We need one of the normally gutless Dallas media to call Jerry out on his bullshit. Maybe Cowlishaw?

Cowlishaw: Jerry, you said last month, and I quote, “there's nobody that could f---ing come in here and do all the contracts ... and be a GM any better than I can.”

How can legitimately think that is true after these last two weeks and the last 3 home games? Isn’t it time to find a new GM?

but nobody will. They’re all yes men who value access to Jerry more than being honest and critical.

 

2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Yeah, I fucked that up.  I meant most are gutless, but I don’t think Cowlishaw is.  He might actually do it.

the media has brought it up with him plenty of times.  most of the time he just deflects though sometimes he's defiant.  

[Patrick Bateman 3917]

Just now, hookem48 said:

Offense looks pretty good when the Ravens defense completely quits giving a shit. 

First couple of clean pockets..... no blitzes or twists so the OL could actually protect.  If they start blitzing, the protection would start getting wonky again.

 

[Horn80 6131]

Cowboys ineptness wore off on Ravens.

[futureman 22494]

35 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

TD from the Ravens here and the usual garbage TD from Dak and my score hits.

garbage-time dak is the most consistent dak.  when the game is out of reach he truly shines.

[TOR 5689]

Don't do this to me you rotten sonsabitches ...

[hookem48 4700]

Trying to catch the onsides kick as it goes by instead of getting in front of it seems kind of stupid.

[Brandywine 1316]

24 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Dallas deserves to be in the basement. 
guess what? Nothing will change with a new coach. 
Jerruh is whole problem. He is who problem. 

And bringing in a new general manager won’t help either. The whole team needs to be sold off to someone else for complete change and that ain’t happening. It is what it is and the fans are stuck with it. We went through this when Romo was QB. If only he was gone and we got a new QB, and here we are. 

[futureman 22494]

ethan burke would have picked that

[hookem48 4700]

The here we go shit is already more tiresome than 20 years of Omaha

[pops 7005]

See. That's why you don't go for 2 until you have to go for 2. Ridiculous. 

[Bullneck 19181]

22 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I have made a huge mistake

[Firemans4Horn 18112]

Did someone diarrhea out these two point plays?

[Pato del Muerto 52530]

9 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Guess we at the part of the game where the opponent plays prevent and Dak gets numbers that make him look good

That part of the game commences earlier and earlier.  He may have a 7000 yard season. 

[Patrick Bateman 3917]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Did someone diarrhea out these two point plays?

First one was horrendous..... I hate folding the field in half for the defense to defend.

Edited September 22 by Patrick Bateman

[texastroubadour 1216]

dak just…

[boilerhorn 1393]

Brady is worthless as a commentator.  Good for him for getting $37.5mm per year for saying nothing.

[Firemans4Horn 18112]

['stache 21823]

Where did that stupid oversize hat thing even come from? I mean, they are objectively stupid looking, like nobody can think "man this makes me look cool." Well, Cybertrucks are the same and there are several people out there who think they look cool driving in them, pretty sure it's just Idiocracy in action. 

[Horn80 6131]

That #40 makes plays/

['stache 21823]

Why are they doing this to themselves? Nice to get your one onside kick at a time it doesn't fucking matter. They aren't going to win, just pack it the fuck up already.

Edited September 22 by 'stache

[Braff Zacklin 13627]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

That #40 makes plays/

You can say that again.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

NDSU legend Hunter Luepke

[dcar00 14301]

NFL is so rigged.  they've been doing more than that all game.  we've been holding on OL with no calls the last 3 drives.

[Bevoette 1287]

Dallas Cowboy owner Jerry Jones. Jamie Foxx cut the video as soon as Jones started observing mysterious measurements, one of which included the size of a man’s penis. 

 

So he fucking walks around with a ruler or what? 

[Firemans4Horn 18112]

Lamb not interested in making plays

[Horn80 6131]

Roughing?  How?

[dcar00 14301]

Just now, Horn80 said:

Roughing?  How?

rigged.

[Firemans4Horn 18112]

That defensive contact a couple plays ago was a laughable flag. 

[futureman 22494]

can't wait to hear the optimism about them showing some fight at the end.  dak's been doing this for a decade.  the garbage-time hall of fame.

['stache 21823]

Lol, pussy ass call, whatever

[hookem48 4700]

Refs doing all they can for Dallas.

[TonyTexas 10518]

All the “Dallas never gets any calls” people might need to take a few weeks off 

[TOR 5689]

2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

NDSU legend Hunter Luepke

You cannot stop the Missouri Valley Conference.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

wrong thread

Edited September 22 by MNLonghornFUKM

[dcar00 14301]

Just now, hookem48 said:

Refs doing all they can for Dallas.

this is for the NFL.  they already took care of Dallas earlier in the game.

[lilMAC25 3801]

DaK is straight trash.

Drew’s mouth hugs be damned

[dcar00 14301]

Just now, TonyTexas said:

All the “Dallas never gets any calls” people might need to take a few weeks off 

this is exactly the point.  they wait until there is no possibility and THEN the calls come.  It also keeps viewers.

[lilMAC25 3801]

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

All the “Dallas never gets any calls” people might need to take a few weeks off 

Game was out of reach before they began throwing flags. 
 

this is all BS for ratings.

[TOR 5689]

Here comes Aubrey Time.

[Real Papi 1003]

McCarthy is horrible game manager.  Take the points earlier and they could go for two and tie the game now.  🤦‍♂️