Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[dcar00 14036]

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

The Ravens fucking quit and it almost cost them the game, there's no reading anything else into this game.

the 1 in 50 chance that you recover an onside kick and the ref help is what made it a game.

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3 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

The Ravens fucking quit and it almost cost them the game, there's no reading anything else into this game.

Yep, they kind of went in to the same mode Tennessee did last night or even we did against Michigan where the offense looked incapable of doing anything, the defense could be had pretty easily and they put it in coast.  The difference is that even as much as we shit on the Cowboys (and you could say this for any of the other 31) these guys are NFL professionals.  You can't really do that with that level of talent who is playing to put meat on the bone and food on the table on the other side of the field.  

Edited September 22 by Surly Bevo

[futureman 22418]

4 minutes ago, Drew said:

Oh and the defense was still the culprit for this game.  
 

Dak played his ass off to get them ba m in it.  But it’ll be shoved to the side for more slander. 

[Slacks 6792]

Malik Hooker isn't trying to get that 2025 guarantee. 

He stood there dancing and watching Jackson run to him. 

If he takes 3 steps forward, he can make the tackle. Instead, he just bounced around waiting for others to tackle Lamar right in front of him, a yard past "game over".

Gone in February.

[TOR 5374]

On 9/20/2024 at 5:31 PM, futureman said:

they'll beat the ravens.  because that's the bullshit they do.

Admirable that you are entirely willing to keep digging.

[futureman 22418]

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Admirable that you are entirely willing to keep digging.

digging in your mom's ass.

[TOR 5374]

8 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Score flattered the cowboys. They were roadkill most of the day. 

Roadkill would play better defense.  But the probably matched on stank.

[Mo Horn 8808]

Jerrah will call this a victory and a sign that the season had turned around. Then again, he's an idiot

[boilerhorn 1336]

BAL had the right gameplan - run, run, and then run again.  

As futureman and others allude, this is yet another fools gold comeback.  The interior defense for Dallas stinks.  Too little too late.

(and micah is WAY overrated)

[Zepol87 9172]

12 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

The Ravens fucking quit and it almost cost them the game, there's no reading anything else into this game.

Yep complete nonsense. Missed FG was huge also but I was never worried the cowboys were truly coming back

[TOR 5374]

2 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Yep complete nonsense. Missed FG was huge also but I was never worried the cowboys were truly coming back

Call me a cynic, but the 'comeback' was just a way for the sports books to get some late action going when it looked like a blowout.  #vegas 

[Vic Mackey 46936]

1 hour ago, ITHorn said:

Yeah, he’s also 100% more likely to hire a real GM. 

But he will still control the direction of the team. If he doesn't want to spend the money, the GM's wants won't matter.

[Nicole44 22028]

Dumb mother fucker. 

[Vic Mackey 46936]

Can't afford $8mill a year, proceeds to sign CD to $34mill a year, Dak to $60mill a year.

Got it.

Henry would have been a great addition here. But nope, we went back to washed up Zeke and a bunch of no talent spares behind him.

We can't run the ball or stop the run. You will get ran off the field constantly with this setup.

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Singing Henry would have been a revisit to the 2016 draft when the right move for the Cowboys would have been to take Ramsey instead of Zeke and pick Henry up in the 2nd round (where we drafted drop foot Jaylon) 

Can't admit that Henry has always been the better back than Zeke and so just brought back Zeke to reaffirm in his mind that he made the right move 8 years ago.

He's a self indulging narcissist who thinks he knows better than everybody else

[Nicole44 22028]

Stubborn egotistical dumb mother fucker. Geez

[texas08 1599]

Why do people still attend that shit show?

Proud to say I’ve watched like 1 minute total of cowboys football this season, and that was by accident. When I landed on the channel, I just turned the tv off…and that was the season opener. Pretty safe to say that I’m basically not a cowboys fan (or NFL fan) anymore. Dayum. 

I’ve told a few friends that if they ever win a Super Bowl, I won’t even celebrate for all the shit they’ve put us through. 

[Vic Mackey 46936]

Why do people still attend that shit show?
Proud to say I’ve watched like 1 minute total of cowboys football this season, and that was by accident. When I landed on the channel, I just turned the tv off…and that was the season opener. Pretty safe to say that I’m basically not a cowboys fan (or NFL fan) anymore. Dayum. 
I’ve told a few friends that if they ever win a Super Bowl, I won’t even celebrate for all the shit they’ve put us through. 

NFL is a great product. I'll never stop watching. When they are on, it's hard to top.

[markstanco 12520]

Call me a cynic, but the 'comeback' was just a way for the sports books to get some late action going when it looked like a blowout.  #vegas 

Huh? The bookies called the ravens and said to stop scoring? Not following you here….

[Vermin 3042]

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

Huh? The bookies called the ravens and said to stop scoring? Not following you here….

Buffalo Wild Wings

[TOR 5374]

13 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Huh? The bookies called the ravens and said to stop scoring? Not following you here….

Prop bets on Cowboys scoring/points in a quarter/margin/damn near everything.  When they were down by 22 nobody was betting on anything.  

[Hate 20104]

28 minutes ago, texas08 said:

Why do people still attend that shit show?

Proud to say I’ve watched like 1 minute total of cowboys football this season, and that was by accident. When I landed on the channel, I just turned the tv off…and that was the season opener. Pretty safe to say that I’m basically not a cowboys fan (or NFL fan) anymore. Dayum. 

I’ve told a few friends that if they ever win a Super Bowl, I won’t even celebrate for all the shit they’ve put us through. 

I’ve been like this for a few years now. I’ve never been to the Jerryworld and I never will. I hate everything this franchise has become. 

[texas08 1599]

I’ve been to a couple of games. Never paid for the ticket myself and food and stuff was covered. 

any cowboys gear I’ve owned last few years have been gifts. Feels good not to give Jerrah any $.

I just wanna see a half empty cowboys stadium for a season

Edited September 23 by texas08

[futureman 22418]

1 minute ago, texas08 said:

I just wanna see a half empty cowboys stadium for a season

keep hoping

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5 minutes ago, Hate said:

I’ve never been to the Jerryworld and I never will. I hate everything this franchise has become. 

You missed a pretty fucking awesome Big 12 championship game last December

[TreatyOak 16157]

2 hours ago, Drew said:

Oh and the defense was still the culprit for this game.  
 

Dak played his ass off to get them ba m in it.  But it’ll be shoved to the side for more slander. 

[DixonHur 11236]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Can't afford $8mill a year, proceeds to sign CD to $34mill a year, Dak to $60mill a year.

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Stubborn egotistical dumb mother fucker. Geez

 

[TreatyOak 16157]

23 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

 

This is shocking. No one could have foreseen this happening! 

[markstanco 12520]

Stubborn egotistical dumb mother fucker. Geez

Should still be way under the cap. Or am I wrong?

[Zepol87 9172]

Met some people from Baltimore DC NYC and LA today that said this was the yearly vacation. That is nuts to make Jerry world a vacation 

[Hermanator 6956]

15 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Met some people from Baltimore DC NYC and LA today that said this was the yearly vacation. That is nuts to make Jerry world a vacation 

 

[TejasPedro 1849]

Cowboys need to get on the phone and trade for D’onta Foreman should have already happened. He would be the starter over anybody on the RB depth chart. 

[Zepol87 9172]

Tons of bitches and my girl looked good 

 

Edited September 23 by Zepol87

[futureman 22418]

6 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Cowboys need to get on the phone and trade for D’onta Foreman should have already happened. He would be the starter over anybody on the RB depth chart. 

we can’t afford him, idiot. 

[Texzilla58 4717]

6 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Nice stadium design you fucking Arky moron. 

If you re referring to the blazing sun blasting thru the west doors, Jerry refuses to pull the curtains.  I’m amazed the networks haven’t taken a stand on late afternoon games and forced him to pull the curtains.  They are there, too to bottom.  When they do concerts they make the stadium blackout if they want covering all the exits etc.  

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[Vic Mackey 46936]

We have gotten our ass whipped 3x in a row at home now. 2 times this season and the GB playoff game. Found someone post these stats. Fucking putrid.

Averaging giving up 40 points a game
Averaging giving up 202 yds per game on the ground.
Opponents have scored 17 TDs against our Defense in this 0-3 stretch.
Opponents have scored on 22 of 27 possessions in those last 3 games at home.

 

[horn009 139]

The Cowboys' front seven is non-existent. To win in the NFL playoffs, defenses must be able to stop the run. 

[nnm 36139]

[Hermanator 6956]

It's the "it's a rating" meme going to be blasted here multiple times every loss now? 

[kevwun 15672]

Dallas is staring a top 5 draft pick in the face.  A team who isn't run by an Alzheimer's patient would take a DL with that pick.

Edited September 23 by kevwun

[Hermanator 6956]

So Mel kiper went on a rant about potentially banning the two high safety look because it's forcing teams to have to run the ball which is making the NFL boring. 

While I don't agree with that, it does underscore a major problem with how the Cowboys are constructed. If the two high safety look is going to force teams to run the ball much more than in previous years, then having a running back worth a damn and an offensive line that can get a push is more important than a $60 million decent, but inconsistent and inaccurate quarterback. 

The Cowboys are built completely wrong as an offense to punish the teams that want to play two high and limit their passing game. That's forcing an inconsistent quarterback to have to drive the field with a lot of short throws and with a running game that's probably the worst in the league. Add their terrible run defense to that equation, and it's a recipe for a disastrous year

 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Jerry Jones, Stephen Jones, Cede Lamb, and Dak made lots of money yesterday.

That's what's important.

 

[Vic Mackey 46936]

Oh Jerry

 

[Vic Mackey 46936]

Summed up perfectly. But all of this was how we ended last year. And did zero to fix it this offseason. "All in!!"

 

[futureman 22418]

who’s the average running back?

[Hermanator 6956]

10 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Summed up perfectly. But all of this was how we ended last year. And did zero to fix it this offseason. "All in!!"

 

All of that is why it made perfect sense to let Dak walk (if you couldn't get him to waive the no trade), trade Ceedee, trade Micah, and use the extra money and all those picks to start rebuilding on both defensive and offensive lines first. Sign a journeyman Mayfield/Darnold type guy for $25 Mil a year and try to build a strong running game. 

Instead they loaded all of their cap on Dak and Ceedee with garbage lines for them to work with. It's an incongruent plan of building a roster. They're way too top heavy and don't have the room to build up DL now. 

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

who’s the average running back?

He's talking about Rico

[futureman 22418]

Just now, Hermanator said:

Sign a journeyman Mayfield/Darnold type guy for $25 Mil a year and try to build a strong running game.

it’s something that vexes me greatly, but I would take baker over dak right now in a fucking heartbeat.  and yes, he’d be about 30MM/year cheaper which is outrageous.  jerry and stephen are absolutely unreal. 

[futureman 22418]

3 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

He's talking about Rico

not sure I’d call him an average running back.  he’s an NFL player, not an average NFL player.