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1 hour ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Bet yall can’t name 10 QBs you’ll take over Dak right now

He's probably #10  - Jackson, Allen, Burrow, Mahomes, Rodgers, Stafford, Purdy, Herbert, Goff, Dak(maybe Love)

He's a top 3rd of the league QB.   the issue is what we pay him to be that as he gets to the back end of his career.  that is on the idiots that own the club who don't know how to build a roster or hire coaches. the easiest path is to sign the guys that have pro bowl next to their name 

You are not only an NFL QB you are the QB of the Cowboys.  you win you are king, you lose you suck.  just ask Danny White.

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35 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

He's probably #10  - Jackson, Allen, Burrow, Mahomes, Rodgers, Stafford, Purdy, Herbert, Goff, Dak(maybe Love)

He's a top 3rd of the league QB.   the issue is what we pay him to be that as he gets to the back end of his career.  that is on the idiots that own the club who don't know how to build a roster or hire coaches. the easiest path is to sign the guys that have pro bowl next to their name 

You are not only an NFL QB you are the QB of the Cowboys.  you win you are king, you lose you suck.  just ask Danny White.

You would take Dak over Stroud, Love and Darnold? Are you Jerry Jones?

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29 minutes ago, royiv said:

You would take Dak over Stroud, Love and Darnold? Are you Jerry Jones?

Sam Darnold?

 

 

Yes, he’s having a better season at this point, that said, it’s a CLEAR outlier in his history. 
 

Sam Darnold is a dogshit player. He’s the Sonny Dykes of NFL QBs.

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4 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Sam Darnold?

 

 

Yes, he’s having a better season at this point, that said, it’s a CLEAR outlier in his history. 
 

Sam Darnold is a dogshit player. He’s the Sonny Dykes of NFL QBs.

He’s a fraction of the cost of Dak and has demonstrated he can be a serviceable option with a good team around him. Get a middle of the pack guy, pay him as such, and invest in putting together a team that can win. Or pay top dollar to Dak and a bunch of scrubs and you end up with the Cowboys. Nick Foles won a Super Bowl and was named MVP while he was with the Eagles. You don’t have to have the highest paid QB in the league to win. 

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It’s like one of those things where you get 10 bucks to make a Halloween candy line up.

Dak’s sitting up on the $6 line like he’s a full sized Snickers or Twix. But really he’s just a box of Nerds. Decent but once you’ve paid for him too much of him will make you sick and the only other things you can buy are candy corns and black licorice.

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He’s a fraction of the cost of Dak and has demonstrated he can be a serviceable option with a good team around him. Get a middle of the pack guy, pay him as such, and invest in putting together a team that can win. Or pay top dollar to Dak and a bunch of scrubs and you end up with the Cowboys. Nick Foles won a Super Bowl and was named MVP while he was with the Eagles. You don’t have to have the highest paid QB in the league to win. 

Darnold sucked since he came out of college.  using him as an example makes no sense.  He's a bottom 3rd type QB.

No one with a brain thinks Dak is worth his contract at all.   We wasted the good Dak contract and now have the bad Dak contract.

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9 minutes ago, royiv said:

He’s a fraction of the cost of Dak and has demonstrated he can be a serviceable option with a good team around him. Get a middle of the pack guy, pay him as such, and invest in putting together a team that can win. Or pay top dollar to Dak and a bunch of scrubs and you end up with the Cowboys. Nick Foles won a Super Bowl and was named MVP while he was with the Eagles. You don’t have to have the highest paid QB in the league to win. 

He’s been a dogshit player his entire career on multiple teams. 
 

I called him the Sonny Dykes of NFL QBs, but at least Dykes took his team to a Championship game. Has Darnold ever lead a team to a winning season?

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25 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Sam Darnold?

 

 

Yes, he’s having a better season at this point, that said, it’s a CLEAR outlier in his history. 
 

Sam Darnold is a dogshit player. He’s the Sonny Dykes of NFL QBs.

It's amazing how a mediocre QB who has had shit coaches and shit personnel around him amazingly looks a lot better with legit coaching and better talent around him. It's almost like QBs can't win by themselves and paying them like they can is stupid. 

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2 hours ago, futureman said:

 

 

  • Matthew Stafford
  • Geno Smith
  • Baker Mayfield
  • Lamar Jackson
  • Josh Allen
  • C.J. Stroud
  • Patrick Mahomes
  • Justin Herbert
  • Kirk Cousins
  • Andy Dalton
  • Jared Goff
  • Jordan Love
  • Sam Darnold
  • Jalen Hurts
  • Brock Purdy
  • Derek Carr
  • Justin Fields
  • Aaron Rodgers

That’s all? 

Arch Manning

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Cam Ward

Shedeur Sanders

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32 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Darnold is not dog shit. Seems like a solid starter. Did you guys bump your head and forget that that offense was completely terrible when Nick Mullens was running it?

Agreed. He looks pretty good to me. Darnold makes better decisions than Dak. Again, I love it and hope the Cowboys sign Dak over and over to horrible, soul-crushing contracts. 

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20 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I just hope Jerrah hires Prime next year as HC.

 

Jerry isn't hiring a guy who is an even bigger diva and attention whore than he is. 

The next hire should be a young offensive mind that's excelling in the league. Joe Brady is reinvigorating a Bills offense that got stale. Someone like that should be the hire. 

Instead he'll hire a retread. 

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Jerry isn't hiring a guy who is an even bigger diva and attention whore than he is. 

The next hire should be a young offensive mind that's excelling in the league. Joe Brady is reinvigorating a Bills offense that got stale. Someone like that should be the hire. 

Instead he'll hire a retread. 

You know, I misread your last word the first time and it didn’t change the meaning at all. 

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2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Jerry isn't hiring a guy who is an even bigger diva and attention whore than he is. 

The next hire should be a young offensive mind that's excelling in the league. Joe Brady is reinvigorating a Bills offense that got stale. Someone like that should be the hire. 

Instead he'll hire a retread. 

He could hire the love child of Lombardi, Belichick and Reid and it wouldn't matter b/c they'll be playing with a shit roster that Skeletor put together. 

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9 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Jerry isn't hiring a guy who is an even bigger diva and attention whore than he is. 

The next hire should be a young offensive mind that's excelling in the league. Joe Brady is reinvigorating a Bills offense that got stale. Someone like that should be the hire. 

Instead he'll hire a retread. 

IF he fires McCarthy he’ll likely promote Zimmer. Classic Jerrah for ya!

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11 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Herbert, Darnold, Geno Smith, Kirk Cousins? Lulz. Might as well keep going and include Trevor Lawrence, Daniel Jones.

Andy Dalton? Lol. 4 or 5 straight playoff losses

Same with Dak, except he gets paid a fortune to lose playoff games. 

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Herbert, Darnold, Geno Smith, Kirk Cousins? Lulz. Might as well keep going and include Trevor Lawrence, Daniel Jones.

Andy Dalton? Lol. 4 or 5 straight playoff losses

Good point. Dak is leader in the clubhouse for $/playoff loss. The value goes up even further if the Cowboys don’t even make the playoffs. 

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27 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Kirk Cousins has gotten like three massive contracts to go 1-4 in the playoffs, but yeah, lets just blame Dak and let Jerry and his clown ass off the fucking hook.

Jerry is the root cause.

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55 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Kirk Cousins has gotten like three massive contracts to go 1-4 in the playoffs, but yeah, lets just blame Dak and let Jerry and his clown ass off the fucking hook.

Who is letting Jerry off the hook? Jerry is the problem.  Dak/CD/Parsons and McCarthy are his decisions.   We are arguing Dak's value relative to his contract.  Dak, McCarthy are variables.  Jerry sets the product of the equation, which is where the main issue lies.

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16 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Who is letting Jerry off the hook? Jerry is the problem.  Dak/CD/Parsons and McCarthy are his decisions.   We are arguing Dak's value relative to his contract.  Dak, McCarthy are variables.  Jerry sets the product of the equation, which is where the main issue lies.

This right here.

I don't blame the players at all. Them and their agents want one thing, to maximize their earning potential. Good for them. The players are who they are. It's up to the front office to put the team together to the best of their ability based off what they see from the players. The players aren't putting the teams together.

The Jones circus latches themselves to a core of players who can't win. It's been going on forever now. They love their own players but don't value free agents at all. Even though year after year, their own players show they fail when it matters most.

It all depends which situation you end up in to how you are judged. Mahomes was fortunate to get drafted by KC, who has one of the best offensive coaches in this era. Their front office went out and got him weapons. The offensive approach and gameplan allowed him to succeed. Now imagine he got drafted by Carolina or Chicago, who have no idea what they are doing. Totally different journey.

Dallas loves their flashy positions but has no idea how to fill out the rest of the team outside of them. This will never change.

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10 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

Dak has probably the worst body language I've ever seen out of a QB. Just sits there doing nothing while his team gets drummed. No fire, no passion, no rallying the troops. That's what really pisses me off. The guy just isn't a leader. Nobody wants to rally behind him. That's a problem for any QB, let alone the highest paid player in the NFL.

It's almost as if you've already forgotten how Romo would casually shrug his shoulders and laugh after throwing picks.

Dak has weaknesses but this level of criticism goes beyond the pale. To say he has the worst body language of any QB you've ever seen means a) you just started watching football in 2016 and b) you only watch the Cowboys and only when they are on offense.

In other words, the only way what you wrote could be true is if you've never seen any other quarterback play or you suffered a TBI in 2016 and have retrograde amnesia.

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28 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

It's almost as if you've already forgotten who Romo would casually shrug his shoulders and laugh after throwing picks.

Dak has weaknesses but this level of criticism goes beyond the pale. To say he has the worst body language of any QB you've ever seen means a) you just started watching football in 2016 and b) you only watch the Cowboys and only when they are on offense.

In other words, the only way what you wrote could be true is if you've never seen any other quarterback play or you suffered a TBI in 2016 and have retrograde amnesia.

And somehow missed OU’s Arnold’s glorious flame out last week.

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On 9/23/2024 at 4:53 PM, 'stache said:

So you're saying that dAk pReScOtT SuCkS aND iS OvErPaId. Every team pays their best players and still builds rosters. But not Dallas, can't afford $8 mil for a running back, so just blame the highly paid players. 

There is only one way any of this will ever change. Players need to stop signing contracts with Jerry and saying publicly that it's because of team management. Draftees also need to publicly make clear they do not want to play for Jerry Jones. Even then it's a long shot, but as long as these assholes keep taking Jerry's money he'll never get it through his fat fucking skull that he's the fucking problem.  

They go after lots of FAs and miss.  Often it’s because agents don’t buy into the No State income tax lower offers on 8 game checks.  This season it was impacted by having a lame duck coaching staff, anither reason Jerry should with fired or extended fat Mike.  
 

I wasn’t really high on Derek Henry as he’s 30 and had a big dropoff last year in TN and he’s above 2200 touches.  That shows the difference in having a better line in Balt and having a running qb like Lamar.  I think had he come here he’d be doing better than the guys we got but not much behind this line.  I think it would have been a waste.

they should have spent that $8 mil on a DT though based on jourdan Lewis’ comments about zim’s lack of detailed prep it wouldn’t matter.  
 

I’ve met Jerry a few times and every coach including Parcells say he only wants to win.  But he wants it on his own.  I don’t think he’s the GM in terms of anything more than big contract players and top picks.  Stephen and Will are the day to day and that portends poorly for the future.  Stephen is adamant that one signs your own FAs and rarely an outside one, and he doesn’t know how to leverage some players into additional picks, which are the currency of the league.   

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Now consider the NO defense dngaf with that lead and this week Dak didn’t do jack shit until the Ravens said he could…of course with a price. Tick, tick, tick…

 

Who does he make better?
 Who does he throw open?

What’s his signature quality?  Shitting the fucking bed when it counts. 

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Most of Dak's stats come from when the game is out of reach. When the game is close, he is no where to be found. While the defense is awful, it would be nice if Dak showed up earlier in games instead of waiting until the 4th quarter to do so.

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The biggest problem with Dak is inconsistency with accuracy. Throws high a lot. Throws low a lot. Throws behind guys. 

That's doable if you're on a rookie contract and they surrounded you with some top end weapons. Not good when you're eating a ton of the cap and they're surrounding you with Schoonmaker, Jaylen Tolbert and Jaylen Brooks. 

Asking low level receivers to have to work to make catches only pro bowl level guys routinely make is a big problem. 

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8 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Jerry isn't hiring a guy who is an even bigger diva and attention whore than he is. 

The next hire should be a young offensive mind that's excelling in the league. Joe Brady is reinvigorating a Bills offense that got stale. Someone like that should be the hire. 

Instead he'll hire a retread. 

One can hope.

The shit show would be a reality show gold mine.

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