Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[boilerhorn 1336]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

What a dumpster fire this defense is. 

That's offensive to dumpster fires.

[gofuckyourself 8132]

Mike Zimmer looks like he should be working on a jigsaw puzzle.

[Firemans4Horn 17850]

So easy

How fucking slow is Hooker? How do you get caught by a tight end?

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

How fucking slow is Hooker...... chased down by a TE?  WTF?

[AbeFroman 2117]

Oh good god, he got caught

[DixonHur 11236]

2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Mike Zimmer looks like he should be working on a jigsaw puzzle.

His nose is glowing

[Surly Bevo 24704]

That dude just became a meme

[AbeFroman 2117]

Hooker just embarrassed himself for no reason.

[Vic Mackey 46936]

Why does Fat Mike look confused and bewildered every single time they cut to him?

And fuck Zimmer.

[Horn80 6075]

4 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Mike Zimmer looks like he should be working on a jigsaw puzzle.

Liver transplant 

[dcar00 14036]

why was replay assistance done?  The play was outside 2 minutes.  shouldn't NY have had to challenge?

[Firemans4Horn 17850]

Just now, dcar00 said:

why was replay assistance done?  The play was outside 2 minutes.  shouldn't NY have had to challenge?

They use replay assistance a ton throughout the game. 

[AbeFroman 2117]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

why was replay assistance done?  The play was outside 2 minutes.  shouldn't NY have had to challenge?

Home cooking

[Firemans4Horn 17850]

For fucks sake

[AbeFroman 2117]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

They use replay assistance a ton throughout the game. 

Home cooking

[texastroubadour 1204]

i can’t even

[Drew 2331]

Jesus such a dumb team. 

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

Huh.... having an extra timeout to save time for Dak's 2 minute drill would have been nice..... 

But then the defense's lack of discipline is going to give them a new series of downs.  This is embarrassing against a shitty offense like this.  Zimmer's D is worse than thought.

[Firemans4Horn 17850]

The 4th and 1 play was like 25 minutes ago in real life. Same drive. 

[gofuckyourself 8132]

Announcers trying to justify dumb Dallas penalty.

No, they're just dumb.

[dcar00 14036]

we are dumb

[AbeFroman 2117]

I think our collective IQ is like a damn 4th grader.

[Vic Mackey 46936]

Wow they called a hold on Parsons. Is that even allowed?

[Stunns38 3357]

Don’t worry, the G’ints don’t know how to capitalize off of the Cowboys dozen mistakes on this drive.

[dcar00 14036]

hey the hold when it doesn't matter call. so transparent.

[Horn80 6075]

Penalties never get corrected by McCarthy

[Firemans4Horn 17850]

I HATE THIS DUMB FUCKING TEAM

[AbeFroman 2117]

Good lord man

[Vic Mackey 46936]

Flag flags flags. How does the NFL think this is a good product?

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Offsides again! Lol but the Giants declined.

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

Just now, Horn80 said:

Penalties never get corrected by McCarthy

He never gets angry about them and chews someone out.  Just sighs and gets back to thinking about donuts....

[Drew 2331]

Just enough time to get a FG. 
 

yay I guess? 

[dcar00 14036]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Wow they called a hold on Parsons. Is that even allowed?

ref knew it didn't matter, pulled the flag when he knew the sack was coming.

[texastroubadour 1204]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

I HATE THIS DUMB FUCKING 

[Firemans4Horn 17850]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Flag flags flags. How does the NFL think this is a good product?

I watch other games. Their defenses aren’t obviously jumping offsides and having 12 men on defense. The cowboys are a poorly coached team with low iq players. 

[Vic Mackey 46936]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

I watch other games. Their defenses aren’t obviously jumping offsides and having 12 men on defense. The cowboys are a poorly coached team with low iq players. 

I am at the point where I don't even get excited for any plays in real time, I check the screen to see if the yellow flag graphic pops up. That goes for college, too. 

[Firemans4Horn 17850]

Guyton is a fucking trash can. 

[AbeFroman 2117]

You know what would be good to have here, another timeout.

[Drew 2331]

Ugh it’s gonna be offsetting. 

[Firemans4Horn 17850]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Guyton is a fucking trash can. 

 

[dcar00 14036]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Guyton is a fucking trash can. 

he'll be a right tackle in 2 years.

[AbeFroman 2117]

And we fucked up the free play.  God almighty

[Real Papi 975]

This oline is trash.  Guyton is getting owned by all types of moves.  Dak has got to throw that away 

[Drew 2331]

Great job with the penalties. 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Two shitty teams duking it out

[Deej 76585]

Can the ghost of Jerry Lee Lewis come back and give Jerry Jones covid?

[AbeFroman 2117]

And we fucked up the punt

[Firemans4Horn 17850]

Guyton

mazi Smith

Shitbag Notre Dame linebacker in the 3rd round

just making the most of their limited resources. 

[Horn80 6075]

This is worse than a first preseason game.

[Drew 2331]

1 minute ago, Real Papi said:

This oline is trash.  Guyton is getting owned by all types of moves.  Dak has got to throw that away 

Okay I know it’s the thing but Jesus fucking Christ.  Guyton was beat off the snap. 
 

Dak didn’t have a chance to throw it away unless you wanted grounding on him.