Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[TOR 5817]

Some awesome coaching on that series.

[Patrick Bateman 3933]

LOL!  Fat McCarthy needs to never think he can out think someone.  So stupid.

And the Brooks got the first down on 2nd down.

[Firemans4Horn 18126]

Genius 3rd and 1 play. Genius sequence all around. 

[heso 2816]

5 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

LOL.  Steelers are such pussies in the booth.  This is the worst defense they'll play all year and they run on 3rd and long.  JFC.

 

The Steelers offense has become so unbelievably risk averse the last few years. They do everything they can to win games 12-9. 

['stache 21890]

Nice non-challenge you fat fuck. 

[texastroubadour 1226]

fire fatass 

[A’Dam Psycho 1471]

Has rushing a quick play on short yardage ever fucking worked? Like ever?

[DixonHur 11393]

Has anyone else noticed that Guyton sucks?  

Or is it just my unbelievable powers of observation?

[Billy Pilgrim 1984]

So much stupid in that sequence.

[Hermanator 7178]

Just now, DixonHur said:

Has anyone else noticed that Guyton sucks?  

Or is it just my unbelievable powers of observation?

He's a rookie

[DixonHur 11393]

Just now, Hermanator said:

He's a rookie

And?

[The Dog 44160]

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Thought that was first down.

It was. 

[A’Dam Psycho 1471]

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Has anyone else noticed that Guyton sucks?  

Or is it just my unbelievable powers of observation?

I knew this guy was gonna be a failure when he was throwing Horns Down in draft intro video

[Hermanator 7178]

Just now, DixonHur said:

And?

You expect rookies to be great? 

Some do. Most need time to develop

[Firemans4Horn 18126]

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

He's a rookie

He’s a shitty rookie

[Sgt Hulk 13844]

Nice pick 

[Firemans4Horn 18126]

Grab the ball dildo

[Patrick Bateman 3933]

Hold on to the fucking ball, Hooker!!!!  I mean, we're not going to get many opportunities.... 

[A’Dam Psycho 1471]

Refs have eagle eyes on us ever since Jerry said these fucks shouldn’t get paid full time

[DixonHur 11393]

Just now, Hermanator said:

You expect rookies to be great? 

Some do. Most need time to develop

No, I expect 1st rounders to be serviceable.   Guyton is not.

[tx 3 putt 77524]

damn thought we had it

Edited October 7 by tx 3 putt

[texastroubadour 1226]

refs made sure pitt go it back

[Sgt Hulk 13844]

How the fuck do we not get that 

[Firemans4Horn 18126]

Nice challenge you human Cheeto

[AbeFroman 2207]

The absolute worst challenging team in the league and it's not close

[heso 2816]

lol that’s gonna be a wasted challenge

[TOR 5817]

Oh NOW the fat idiot challenges.  Just about perfect.

[Patrick Bateman 3933]

What is Fat McCarthy challenging???

Is this guy fucking special needs????

YOu like just giving timeouts away???

 

[DixonHur 11393]

Bad challenge... the Cowboys apparently skip arm day

['stache 21890]

McCarthy is fucking worthless. A fucking clinic on incompetence. A perfect jerry puppet.

[Sgt Hulk 13844]

How the fuck do we have any wins at all 

[A’Dam Psycho 1471]

Wasted challenge. I fucking hate this team

[Billy Pilgrim 1984]

Challenges that stupid shit and not the spot for first down???

[DixonHur 11393]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

How the fuck do we have any wins at all 

We played Cleveland and NY

Edited October 7 by DixonHur

['stache 21890]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

How the fuck do we have any wins at all 

[Wally Pryor 5263]

2 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

refs made sure pitt go it back

Except Fields wanted it more than the Cowboys defensive guy. 

 

[Billy Pilgrim 1984]

I’m fully confident we’re about to give the Steelers a free first down on a defensive penalty on this next play.

[TOR 5817]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

How the fuck do we have any wins at all 

It is a mystery.

[Firemans4Horn 18126]

That was probably the stupidest challenge I’ve seen in 5 years. 

[AbeFroman 2207]

Poor communication and bad judgement

[Sgt Hulk 13844]

You know what I love about all my fellow cowboy fans. We hate these fuckers so much. Bain of our existence.  But fuck we cannot quit these losers 🤣🤣🤣. Reading these comments has me laughing. There isn’t a harder group of stone hearted people than cowboy fans 

[Firemans4Horn 18126]

Guyton is worthless. Jesus. 

[Sgt Hulk 13844]

Our offensive play calling is the Mike Mcarthy challenges of play calling 

[Firemans4Horn 18126]

Nice throw and catch. We’re in Aubrey territory. 

[Horn80 6133]

10 minutes ago, The Dog said:

It was. 

Cowboys got to be the worst regarding challenges.

[TOR 5817]

The Quarter Billion Dollar Man, ladies and gentlemen.

[AbeFroman 2207]

jesus fucking christ you have to be kidding me

[gofuckyourself 8386]

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Nice throw and catch. We’re in Aubrey territory. 

Until Dak Daks it up.

[Firemans4Horn 18126]

If you’re going to run the zone-read then run the zone-read. Dak should have kept it. 
 

and on cue Terrance Steele turns back into a human turnstile. 

[tx 3 putt 77524]

fuuuuuuuuuuck