Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Hermanator 7,654]

He said their system is predicated on holding blocks and having receivers run away from man coverage. 

As opposed to Baltimore's system of missing blocks and having receivers make sure they stay covered. 

Henry would be miserable on this team no matter the system because they're a bunch of losers. He should be damn happy Jerry's too stupid to talk to him for a low cost running back contract over washed up Zeke Elliott. He's in the perfect spot and it's entertaining to watch. The Cowboys are as boring as it gets. 

[SurlyBDR 23,150]

[MontereyMX 952]

33 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

duty calls😂

['stache 22,131]

54 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Voir Dire: “Mr. Aubrey, can you please tell the court just how fat of a fucking retard Mike McCarthy is, and I’ll remind you that you are under oath.”

[Hermanator 7,654]

19 hours ago, 'stache said:

Voir Dire: “Mr. Aubrey, can you please tell the court just how fat of a fucking retard Mike McCarthy is, and I’ll remind you that you are under oath.”

"Yes sir. His fatness is only eclipsed by Jerry Jones's ego, and his level of retardedness only surpassed by the Jones family."

[General Colt 147]

43 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

"Yes sir. His fatness is only eclipsed by Jerry Jones's ego, and his level of retardedness only surpassed by the Jones family."

 

[LonghornJudas 1,137]

23 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Well shit. How the fuck are we gonna score points now?

[kevwun 16,437]

How did he not get excused?  I don't ever remember hearing about an athlete getting picked for jury duty during the season.

[Pam Cummings 9,867]

Doing his civic duty is more important than whatever this dumbshit team is up to.

Edited October 25 by Pam Cummings

[GenXer 3,426]

On 10/23/2024 at 5:25 PM, SurlyBDR said:

I have a jury summons in two weeks so this hits close to home.

[General Colt 147]

On 10/23/2024 at 5:25 PM, SurlyBDR said:

[LonghornJudas 1,137]

15 hours ago, kevwun said:

How did he not get excused?  I don't ever remember hearing about an athlete getting picked for jury duty during the season.

To be faaaaaaaaaaair, he's not really fighting it.

[DougO 5,264]

I went through the jury duty voire dire bullshit once. Lawyer just asked me if there was any conflict with me showing up on Monday for court. I told him I had a guided fishing trip lined up with some folks, which I did. 

He replied, "well, I I'm not going fishing, either."

I served for four freakin' days. His side lost.

 

[markstanco 12,785]

I have a jury summons in two weeks so this hits close to home.

Fed or local? I got called for fed many years ago and got dismissed, the trial was 3 weeks. Yikes.

[GenXer 3,426]

21 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Fed or local? I got called for fed many years ago and got dismissed, the trial was 3 weeks. Yikes.

Local (collin county)

I served on a jury 25 years ago. It was a three day trial. Interesting experience.

[Texzilla58 4,789]

Always wear a Charles Manson t shirt and foil hat.  And be sure to let them know on the questionnaire your family is full of cops and Travellers.  Refuse to acknowledge your slave name.

[gofuckyourself 9,077]

On 10/25/2024 at 6:46 AM, Pam Cummings said:

Doing his civic duty is more important than whatever this dumbshit team is up to.

Being present as facts unfold about a felony crime, or present as a felony crime against football unfolds.

Potayto potahto.

[tomahawk dunk 373]

On 10/23/2024 at 5:25 PM, SurlyBDR said:

Even the Courts don't respect kickers.

[Rex Kramer 1,535]

On 10/22/2024 at 7:25 PM, Texzilla58 said:

Few teams gave Henry a look.  Where’s the criticism of the titans for letting him go?

henry is 30, high mileage, and had two declining years.  Most teams saw him as washed up.   Titans let him go.  
 

I don’t blame the Cowboys for passing.

No team had a greater need, including Baltimore, for Henry. I totally blame Cowboys. Henry averaged 70 ypg and 4.2. Numbers had slipped, but much better than anything we’ve had here in a while. 

[Rex Kramer 1,535]

22 hours ago, GenXer said:

I have a jury summons in two weeks so this hits close to home.

I honestly have no idea why most people even respond to jury summons

[SimkinsMan 4,554]

1 hour ago, Rex Kramer said:

I honestly have no idea why most people even respond to jury summons

Some people, you know, value a civic society. They're willing to serve the greater good, to sacrifice a little. 

[Gene Parmesan 4,064]

1 hour ago, Rex Kramer said:

I honestly have no idea why most people even respond to jury summons

Someone has to respond in order for them to not give a shit about the ones that don't.

[Braff Zacklin 13,676]

Cowboys activated Dalvin Cook for tonight's game.

Meanwhile, this needs to be posted on the door to Jerruh's office every fucking week.

 

[Firemans4Horn 18,528]

Cowboys need a win tonight or else they are playing the rest of the season for draft positioning. 
 

shanahan is 10x the coach big Mike is so it is unlikely. 

[tx 3 putt 78,668]

Puro Pinch Cowboys Baby, Let’s Fucking Go !!!!

[Firemans4Horn 18,528]

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Puro Pinch Cowboys Baby, Let’s Fucking Go !!!!

 

HERE WE GOOOO

[ftf82 491]

The "Catch"? FUCK NBC!

[tx 3 putt 78,668]

Just now, ftf82 said:

The "Catch"? FUCK NBC!

 

too fucking soon !!!

[AbeFroman 3,112]

Cook and Zeke are the backs, my god

[ftf82 491]

if they're going to show the "Catch" they should show the onside kick recovery from the 72 playoffs

[HRSchenker 2,340]

This game is gonna suck big ass

[AbeFroman 3,112]

Screw it, let's kick their ass anyway

[Surly Bevo 25,718]

Hey look we couldn't line up right on a kickoff.

[Firemans4Horn 18,528]

The cowboys rolling out the 2017 Pro Bowl starters at running back. 

[tx 3 putt 78,668]

Just now, ftf82 said:

if they're going to show the "Catch" they should show the onside kick recovery from the 72 playoffs

 

or this …

[Sgt Hulk 14,425]

When does Dak throw the first pick 

3 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Cook and Zeke are the backs, my god

2018 we’d fuck some shit up 

We have no o line and you wanna toss it 4 yards behind Los on a run 

[Firemans4Horn 18,528]

$240mn qb and you run a fullback dive on 3rd and 5. 

[Braff Zacklin 13,676]

So Mike McCarthy is calling this bullshit these days, right?

[Surly Bevo 25,718]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

$240mn qb and you run a fullback dive on 3rd and 5. 

Unblocked as if you expected some journey man FB to make Fred Warner miss.

[Firemans4Horn 18,528]

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

So Mike McCarthy is calling this bullshit these days, right?

he had an extra week to prepare that beaut. 

[ButtFumble 5,286]

damn SF tried to put a hit on Jerry!

Edited October 28 by ButtFumble

[Firemans4Horn 18,528]

#50 has no chance to cover Deebo. Come on. 

[Surly Bevo 25,718]

Man coverage on Deebo Samuel.....with a linebacker

[dcar00 14,947]

I know everyone talks about Henry(yes better than Zeke of course) but he'd be averaging 3.4 a carry and would already be hurt in this offense and behind this line.

[AbeFroman 3,112]

We run on 3rd and 5, they said fuck that, we run on 3rd and 10

[ButtFumble 5,286]

I just noticed that SF is 3-4 yet the announcers are acting like they are headed to the Superbowl

[dcar00 14,947]

SF is just going to toy with us.

[Braff Zacklin 13,676]

Just now, ButtFumble said:

I just noticed that SF is 3-4 yet the announcers are acting like they are headed to the Superbowl

Well, the Niners are playing Dallas ...

[Surly Bevo 25,718]

2 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

I just noticed that SF is 3-4 yet the announcers are acting like they are headed to the Superbowl

They ARE missing a lot of pieces.  Detroit should be the obvious favorite, but I could see 49ers getting some of their weapons back and putting together a push.  

But Collinsworth gonna Collinsworth. 

[Stunns38 3,805]

Well, of course