Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

18 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

When does Dak throw the first pick 

2018 we’d fuck some shit up 

We have no o line and you wanna toss it 4 yards behind Los on a run 

1st qtr as per usual 

[LTtxfan 49144]

Nice punt Dak  🙄

[GhostOfTomJoad 9323]

Oops.

[dcar00 14155]

he is so fucking awful.  arm punt with can of corn to the safety.

[Lat22 4010]

My weekly appearance on this thread. 
 

Dak’d

[HRSchenker 2268]

Dak is such a great quarterback. Well worth the $420 million we payed him

[ButtFumble 5164]

that was an imDAKtful play

[Hpara759 1778]

18 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

$240mn qb and you run a fullback dive on 3rd and 5. 

Now you know why

[dcar00 14155]

1 minute ago, HRSchenker said:

Dak is such a great quarterback. Well worth the $420 million we payed him

bet the safety baited his dumb ass.  

McCarthy is a fucking idiot too.  between the 2 of them you can't see their data point on the stupid chart.

Edited October 28 by dcar00

[gsoda3 3248]

13 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

damn SF tried to put a hit on Jerry!

I want my money back 

[Braff Zacklin 13554]

Could tell that was going to be a pick the moment it left Dak's hands--total moonshot. Very Ewers-esque.

[lilMAC25 3789]

DAK WOULD BE AMAZING ON A DIFFERENT TEAM

[Pam Cummings 9639]

Every time this pendejo throws it deep you know it will be a pick.

[ButtFumble 5164]

Dak must have ordered an interception on the Lowes App

[dcar00 14155]

that pick had ZERO to do with the rush.

[Surly Bevo 24908]

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

he is so fucking awful.  arm punt with can of corn to the safety.

I would take Dak coming to Austin and doing that whenever Texas needs to punt.  Better than what we are running out there.

[AbeFroman 2154]

Now we're partying

[RamjetFDO 10575]

Handbags!

[Braff Zacklin 13554]

This team has the IQ of ... a Fat Mike.

[AbeFroman 2154]

Put a good drive together here, go take the lead.

[Firemans4Horn 18035]

Defense hasn’t given up 14 points after two drives. It’s on the offense they lose this game. 

[Firemans4Horn 18035]

Offensive line going to hold a lot tonight. 

[texastroubadour 1210]

if fred warner were to suffer an injury i’m good with that 

[Firemans4Horn 18035]

The cowboys are so predictable. I think they run the ball 90% of the time after a holding penalty when it’s 1st or 2nd and long. 

[dcar00 14155]

Guyton is going to be a bust

[Braff Zacklin 13554]

LoL. That's only holding when the Cowboys are on offense.

[gsoda3 3248]

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

LoL. That's only holding when the Cowboys are on offense.

Doesn't matter, guyton's was a legitimate hold.

[Steamboat1874 4049]

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

The cowboys are so predictable. I think they run the ball 90% of the time after a holding penalty when it’s 1st or 2nd and long. 

As do 90% of all NFL teams.

[Firemans4Horn 18035]

Just now, Steamboat1874 said:

As do 90% of all NFL teams.

100% of those teams have better running backs

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Zeke's best run of the season????

[Firemans4Horn 18035]

Steelin money

Nice YAC turd!

[AbeFroman 2154]

We about to take this lead

[Firemans4Horn 18035]

Nice drive!

[gsoda3 3248]

When's the last time we had a lead?

[AbeFroman 2154]

[Pam Cummings 9639]

Showing some fight

[cactusflinthead 27598]

What's this? A drive that results in a TD?

Hmm

[LTtxfan 49144]

Cowboys fans after Dallas TD...

[AbeFroman 2154]

Obvious hold

[dcar00 14155]

hey they called it.

[Bullneck 19073]

12 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

LoL. That's only holding when the Cowboys are on offense.

Ahem.

[Firemans4Horn 18035]

Glad they called the obvious hold

[Surly Bevo 24908]

What was worse the hold or that coverage?

[Firemans4Horn 18035]

Why didn’t the 49ers run it up the middle on 1st and 20?

[texastroubadour 1210]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

What was worse the hold or that coverage?

yes

[Braff Zacklin 13554]

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Ahem.

Not quite one and the same, but glad to see it called, nonetheless.

[dcar00 14155]

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Not quite one and the same, but glad to see it called, nonetheless.

that was just about the most obvious hold you could ever see.  near QB, out in open with only 2 players.

[Firemans4Horn 18035]

4 down territory

[Zeus 6015]

Overshown doing work

[AbeFroman 2154]

They're dumber than we are