Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Firemans4Horn 16815]

After the kickoff penalty I predict:

dink 

dunk

pick

[dcar00 13854]

keep pouring it on Shanahan.

[Drew 2222]

You can literally see his elbow down with the football not even touching the goal line.  Some teams just get the benefit. 
 

everyone just wants to go home. 

Edited Monday at 02:49 AM by Drew

[dcar00 13854]

now that is stupid.  kicking the ball out of bounds when we will probably start at the 20 at best.

[LTtxfan 48681]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

After the kickoff penalty I predict:

dink 

dunk

pick

Left out Zeke run

[gsoda3 3185]

14 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

What was his explanation? I missed it 

 

12 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

he tried to say that our DB rode or directed the receiver into the pick.  Collinsworth actually laughed at him it was such bullshit.

If I'm McCarthy I run the exact same pick play the next series.

not that it matters.  I hope they get beat by 30 now.  fucking Jerry Jones is such a dumbass.

 

14 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

The cowboys practices must be riveting between their shitty defense and shitty offense. Maybe they just watch Aubrey kick 70 yard field goals?

the other cowboys defender engaged the WR.
Which sounded made up and didn’t account for the most obvious pick ever. 

He also said it was the defender's fault for stepping in front of the wide receiver.  

[Firemans4Horn 16815]

3rd quarter stats:

49ers: 167 yards and 21 points

cowboys: 16 yards and 0 points

[Rex Kramer 1087]

27 minutes ago, Drew said:

That was telegraphed the whole way. 
 

bad play call. Bad decision to throw.

 

Play had no chance at all.  Oh well.  
 

move on to next week. 

You go ahead and move onto next week. I’m not into wasting my time on a shit team with a lower tier QB that you constantly defend. 

[Texzilla58 4674]

23 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I mean there are 15 QB's who can do what Dak does for a lot less.

True.  Anyone can lose.  We can have this conversation in 2028 but Jerry will likely give him a $500 mill 5 year deal.  So maybe 2033.  That means the next cowboys QB is like 11 years old.

[HiggyBaby 2489]

Sad but true 

[Firemans4Horn 16815]

3 hesded monster of Dalvin Cook, Zeke Elliott and Hunter Luepke

Just go for it. You fucking suck either way. 

[taybo20 2804]

lol at this offense 

[Pam Cummings 9404]

McCarthy fired tonight?

[Irish Wrist Watch 1335]

Dak coulda stood up from that tackle. He just gave up. He just didn't give a shit. A true Half-Assed Effort. You wanna win it all. Get a running fucking QB

[Firemans4Horn 16815]

NFL needs to get the cowboys out of prime time. They are a terrible team to watch. 

[dcar00 13854]

even Collinsworth is trying to claim Jerry had to do it and prop up Prescott.  dude has proven numerous times he's fools gold.  He's not bad he's just not a QB that is gonna ever go anywhere.

Baker Mayfield has as many playoff wins as Dak Prescott

[taybo20 2804]

Fuck you jerry

[Rex Kramer 1087]

25 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

Dak seems like a good person.  Humble, hard-working, doesn't promote himself, a good teammate - a good representative of the most visible position for America's team.  He's a good quarterback, but he's not great.  It's not because he doesn't work hard enough, he just doesn't have the talent.  I'm glad he got his bag, but not at the expense of the betterment of my team.  Jerry's done so poorly. 

He’s not a good QB. He’s regressed. He’s clearly not top half, going by numbers. 

[tokamak 6320]

21 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

One of Daks problems this year is that there is exactly 1 playmaker to get the ball to

 

The only offensive skill position players that even belong on an NFL roster are Dak, Lamb, and I guess Turpin as a return guy. And Lamb has a bad case of the give-a-shits. 

[Wally Pryor 5197]

5 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

McCarthy fired tonight?

Meh,  give it a day or 10. GM is tied up the next several days prepping. 

[Drew 2222]

12 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

You go ahead and move onto next week. I’m not into wasting my time on a shit team with a lower tier QB that you constantly defend. 

Continue to show you don’t know football. 
 

go find another team to cheer for.  Like I wish Dak had done. He wasted his career here and is being the scapegoat for every issue on the  team.   No he’s not playing well. Hasn’t all season.  
 

WTF you want me to say?  He doesn’t suck. The team does and he’s not good enough to make them not suck? No QB would. Not even who you’re thinking. 

Edited Monday at 03:04 AM by Drew

[Firemans4Horn 16815]

How did this team win 3 games?

[HiggyBaby 2489]

The hell was that throw lol

[PilotsError 2232]

No run game. No upfield pass game. Everything to the side. 

[tokamak 6320]

This offense is so bad

[HiggyBaby 2489]

Dak has happy feet. 

[Firemans4Horn 16815]

Tyler Guyton sucks

[ButtFumble 5058]

Dax just chunks ducks off of his back foot he has horrible technique

[HiggyBaby 2489]

How I feel watching this game

[ButtFumble 5058]

Dax also seems to just close his eyes and throw to where he thinks the receiver is suppose to be

[CurlyDumps 4396]

9 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

McCarthy fired tonight?

He'll be firing missiles after he consumes a tub of Riceroni.

[ButtFumble 5058]

I read his lips.....he got a triple waffles, patty sausage, 5 eggs scrambled with cheese in them, 4 pieces of bacon, and a shake

[dcar00 13854]

3 minutes ago, Drew said:

Continue to show you don’t know football. 
 

go find another team to cheer for.  Like I wish Dak had.  He wasted his career here and is being the scapegoat for every issue in the team.   No he’s not playing well. Hasn’t all season.  
 

WTF you want me to say?  He doesn’t suck. The team does and he’s not good enough to make them not suck? No QB would. Not even who you’re thinking. 

you are correct.  It isn't Dak's fault. He's limited and always has been, especially since the injury.  It is all Jerry's fault for complete mismanagement of the roster and that includes signing Dak to that contract.

[ButtFumble 5058]

does SF have a fucking dude for a cheerleader?

[Zeus 5861]

Took a million years to find Turpin in this O again. They will forget about him here shortly. 

[HiggyBaby 2489]

Ceedee!

[Rex Kramer 1087]

8 minutes ago, tokamak said:

The only offensive skill position players that even belong on an NFL roster are Dak, Lamb, and I guess Turpin as a return guy. And Lamb has a bad case of the give-a-shits. 

Ferguson. The line is so bad. Martin and Steele are done. Martin ought to retire. He’s terrible. 

[Firemans4Horn 16815]

49ers 442 yards to the cowboys 222

[mdmost 42135]

Oh hey, they're losing again. Okay. 

Edited Monday at 03:23 AM by mdmost

[ButtFumble 5058]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

49ers 442 yards to the cowboys 222

Cowboy's offense will be more fresher at the end and can take control!

[tokamak 6320]

For the life of me I do not understand why Zeke is still in the NFL. You could go out and sign any RB off any practice squad and get what he gives you for league minimum. 

[Zepol87 9008]

How is he so wide open multiple times? That’s the one dude to watch 

[Firemans4Horn 16815]

1 minute ago, tokamak said:

You could go out and sign any RB off any practice squad and get what he gives you for league minimum. 

They could have. But they chose the only player more washed than Zeke; Dalvin Cook. 

[ButtFumble 5058]

Dallas is thinking get two field goals after this and tie it up!

[gsoda3 3185]

22 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

He’s not a good QB. He’s regressed. He’s clearly not top half, going by numbers. 

Consider who he has around him this season.  He's shown his ability to play well when he has a decent line. 

[tx 3 putt 74694]

damn almost 

[Surly Bevo 24200]

Agent 0 says

Halllo

[Firemans4Horn 16815]

Cowboys have managed to not pass rush and simultaneously not stop Purdy from scrambling for easy yards. 

[Firemans4Horn 16815]

What u doing Dak?

[dcar00 13854]

unbelievable comeback or poof.