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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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I know, I know! I got suckered into paying for tickets to this game! It was more for my son’s B-Day, born in LA and loved Brees and the Saints. Tickets, hotel Sat night, concessions, and souvenirs

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Fucking seriously…

  • 1st and 10: incomplete, awful decision, should have been intercepted
  • 2nd and 10: pressured, had to throw it away
  • 3rd and 10: low percentage deep shot on the sideline to the shortest receiver on the team
  • 4th and 10: deep shot into double coverage

All the time in the world to run whatever offense, and we go 0/4 and gain zero yards

 

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Maybe the Niners wanted to say McCarthy's job so they can beat up on us for another year or two. 

Does Jerrah get in his fucking limo and go "Why didn't somebody tell me Dak was a sack of shit? What the fuck was I thinking.  I bet the whole fucking franchise on this worthless motherfucker.... wait... wait. No... I'm a worthless sack of shit as well... Well, fuck..."

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Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

 

Does Jerrah get in his fucking limo and go "Why didn't somebody tell me Dak was a sack of shit? What the fuck was I thinking.  I bet the whole fucking franchise on this worthless motherfucker.... wait... wait. No... I'm a worthless sack of shit as well... Well, fuck..."


 

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7 minutes ago, Tx_2_Sc85 said:

Honestly, what can even be done to fix this shit show? And no I’m not talking about Jerry kicking it. 

Nothing except Jerry kicking it. Fans won’t stop going to games. Pathetically. He can’t dupe another Parcells into coaching this team. He’ll die without sniffing another Super Bowl and a hated man. The sooner the better for everyone. 

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That game was the most visual representation of post Jimmy players era Jerry Jones Cowboys football. 

Severely shorthanded defense pulls out a miracle and holds SF to only 6 pts in the first half and the offense with a $60 million per year QB and $35 million per year receiver only score 10. 

Predictably that shorthanded defense starts getting figured out and worked in the 3rd and the offense scores 0 in the quarter. 

Deficit grows to 17 early 4th, Niners get complacent in prevent style defense, so offense is able to move the ball and score twice. 

Niners have to come out of prevent and start defending again to lock the game down and offense doesn't gain a yard going 4 and out. Another embarrassing loss. 

18 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Dak (Deer in the Headlights). Slower than a sack of shit. This fuck can barely walk. WTFuck are you giving a fucking cripple a 60million+ dollar contract?

This is the major problem. I said way back when that Dak's ability to be a top end QB depended 100 percent on his ability to beat teams with his legs. Defenses having to account for his run opened everything up for him to be able to operate within his skill set. Once he lost that ability it's all downhill for him, especially in crunch time. He isn't good enough to just be a pocket passer. Horrible contract. 

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10 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

He got lucky no INT when he threw to three 49er DBs.

that last "drive" pretty much sums him up.

stupid almost pick into triple coverage

pressured, moves and hits no one because he can't run(athletically he's Ben Rothlisberger now)

perfect ball on 3rd, down the sideline, dropped(stupid call but not his fault)

pressured, rolls, heaves up prayer into double coverage, possible DPI not called.

ball game.

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8 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

 

This is the major problem. I said way back when that Dak's ability to be a top end QB depended 100 percent on his ability to beat teams with his legs. Defenses having to account for his run opened everything up for him to be able to operate within his skill set. Once he lost that ability it's all downhill for him, especially in crunch time. He isn't good enough to just be a pocket passer. Horrible contract. 

yep. said that from the get go. he's not good enough to be Ben, Kurt, Tom, Peyton.  He has to run or at least have the threat of the run.  He doesn't have to be Lamar or Daniels but he just needs to be a poor man's Mahomes.  Mahomes bails out Reid constantly with his running.

All on Jerry.  He sucks at being a GM. This is going to be a long 4 years.

Any young coach will want a mobile QB.

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27 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Maybe the Niners wanted to say McCarthy's job so they can beat up on us for another year or two. 

Does Jerrah get in his fucking limo and go "Why didn't somebody tell me Dak was a sack of shit? What the fuck was I thinking.  I bet the whole fucking franchise on this worthless motherfucker.... wait... wait. No... I'm a worthless sack of shit as well... Well, fuck..."

Jerry only remembers the good times now... like 92-96 and the 2 drives before the Niners had to play defense again.  He probably thinks he made a mistake firing Garrett at this point.

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Culture comes from the top. 

The idiotic hillbilly owner attacking radio hosts and the coach on his last year that mentally checked out during that Green Bay embarrassment.

Dak getting paid $60 million a year to suck while his defense of backups holds a team to 6 points in the first half on the road doesn't help though. 

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