Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Hate 20106]

Looking at the schedule, only see 2 more games where they should be favored. I’d love to see them 5-12 this year. Maybe that will be enough to get to JJ.

[mdmost 43000]

1 minute ago, Hate said:

Looking at the schedule, only see 2 more games where they should be favored. I’d love to see them 5-12 this year. Maybe that will be enough to get to JJ.

The beauty of this team is I don't have to root for them to lose, they'll go ahead and do it regardless. They have 3 games they could reasonably win: Atlanta, Giants on Thanksgiving, and the Bengals. 

Edited October 28 by mdmost

[Deej 76755]

3 hours ago, Horn80 said:

I don’t get how anyone will pay to attend Cowboy games.  Fuck Jerry

I don't know why people still watch them on television. 

[Hate 20106]

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

The beauty of this team is I don't have to root for them to lose, they'll go ahead and do it regardless. They have 3 games they could reasonably win: Atlanta, Giants on Thanksgiving, and the Bengals. 

I don’t mean for him to make changes, I mean to cause him to shuffle off the planet. 

[kevwun 15764]

Jerry Jones will outlive most of us.

['stache 21797]

Oh hey defense played like shit again and offense is playing from behind. Let’s decide which offensive player is to blame lol. Eat shit Jerry and diaf fat Mike.

Edited October 28 by 'stache

[futureman 22444]

36 minutes ago, Deej said:

I don't know why people still watch them on television. 

I get some level of enjoyment seeing dak throw picks and fail.  

[Deej 76755]

You could just shove needles into your taint for the same experience.

[Bevoette 1268]

Glad to see Dax is worth being the highest paid QB.   

[EuroHorn 3256]

At least Lamb got me nearly 40 fantasy points. So that’s a small win 

[gsoda3 3247]

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

The beauty of this team is I don't have to root for them to lose, they'll go ahead and do it regardless. They have 3 games they could reasonably win: Atlanta, Giants on Thanksgiving, and the Bengals. 

Atlanta? They're much better than this depleted shell of the niners.  

[Horn80 6114]

46 minutes ago, Deej said:

I don't know why people still watch them on television. 

[mdmost 43000]

4 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

Atlanta? They're much better than this depleted shell of the niners.  

I will never trust a team with Kirk Cousins at QB. Just like I won't trust Dak in the playoffs. I hope Bijan gets 100 yards on this defense and a clown like Diggs. 

Edited October 28 by mdmost

[ITHorn 800]

The worst part about this is that you can't even consider cutting Dak until at least 2027 and even then it would be over 30 million in dead money. If you didn't give into his insane demands you could hope to tank and start over with someone on a rookie deal and spend the money elsewhere. We're probably looking at another few years at least of hoping to steal a WC bid only to get blown out before you can clean house and try again. Even that doesn't look great if JJ is the one calling shots on the rebuild.

[Hermanator 7032]

20 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Oh hey defense played like shit again and offense is playing from behind. Let’s decide which offensive player is to blame lol. Eat shit Jerry and diaf fat Mike.

Every top defensive player is injured and out. The offense has almost all of the high payroll guys on the team even without considering injuries, including the highest paid QB ever. This is a team that is built to win with offense with the offense carrying a decent at best defense. Salary cap requires it. 

Somehow the defense held the niners to 6 points in the first half. Offense only scored 10 off of that. That's inexcusable.

Then after half time Aubrey fucked up the kick giving them the ball on the 40. For the entire 3rd quarter the offense went:

3 and out punt

Interception

Punt

That's beyond inexcusable. They don't start scoring until down 3 scores in the 4th and the niners relax on defense. Sounds familiar. Then the defense even gives them the ball back with over 3 min left to go win the game and they go 4 and out. 

The defense isn't built to hold up all game long if the offense does nothing. The personnel and salary on that side of the ball isn't there. 

[Pam Cummings 9639]

If paying your QB top 5 money doesn't give you an automatic 9 or 10 win floor, you shouldn't do it. It's that simple.

[TornACL 7698]

Another Monday where I contemplate which NFL franchise might be stupid enough to trade for Dak and assume his contract. 

[David Dennison 18850]

3 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Another Monday where I contemplate which NFL franchise might be stupid enough to trade for Dak and assume his contract. 

The Jets?

[markstanco 12571]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

I don't know why people still watch them on television. 

Agree. 

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

[Texzilla58 4732]

38 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Another Monday where I contemplate which NFL franchise might be stupid enough to trade for Dak and assume his contract. 

Idle dreams since he has a no trade clause.  

[Pam Cummings 9639]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

This wasn't very nice of them.

[Horn80 6114]

16 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

GM Jerry Jones.  Enough said.

[gofuckyourself 8205]

I feel bad for Overshown. When can he escape?

Also, I think I saw it on Reddit, but I'll refer to him now only as

Pad Statscott

 

[DougO 5243]

Offensive line sucks.

Defensive line sucks.

Either Tolbert sucks or the coaching staff can't figure out how to use him properly while defenses are concentrating on Lamb. Doesn't seem all that complicated. Maybe partly both, but I think the scheming is the bigger problem. Even a schlub should get a few catches as the second wide out in a game like this.

GM definitely sucks. 

Niners were definitely beatable, about as beatable as they are ever going to see any time soon. Coaches suck.

 

[Iceman 2693]

3 hours ago, Deej said:

I don't know why people still watch them on television. 

It's better than NASCAR.  The wrecks are virtually guaranteed.

[You don't know me 1161]

1 hour ago, TornACL said:

Another Monday where I contemplate which NFL franchise might be stupid enough to trade for Dak and assume his contract. 

I think Dallas is the only team on that list. It is very exclusive.

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

49 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Tyler Guyton 65 out of 65 incoming

[Eskimohorn 5630]

If paying your QB top 5 money doesn't give you an automatic 9 or 10 win floor, you shouldn't do it. It's that simple.

Dak is (or was) a phenomenal playaction passer. The offense should’ve been built around that. The run game is abysmal because they were behind the times on the new NFL which puts a premium on the short game and run game.

Jerry was humiliated that they paid so much on Zeke’s contract and he became the worst starter in the league. So, they overcorrected and now, they have the worst running backs and cheapest too.

I think Jerrah talks about cap so much because hes a salesman and uses it for PR and to build leverage.

[Richard Kimball 1494]

6 hours ago, Hate said:

Looking at the schedule, only see 2 more games where they should be favored. I’d love to see them 5-12 this year. Maybe that will be enough to get to JJ.

Going 5-11 three straight years with Campo didn't get to him. He only hired Parcells cause he couldn't get financing for the new stadium with him calling the shots and the team rolling out 5-11 records every year. He left Parcells alone until the stadium financing was complete, then he started dicking with the roster again. 

Remember, Jerry was the genius who thought Quincy Carter would take us to the promised land. 

[tx 3 putt 76873]

3 hours ago, ITHorn said:

The worst part about this is that you can't even consider cutting Dak until at least 2027 and even then it would be over 30 million in dead money. If you didn't give into his insane demands you could hope to tank and start over with someone on a rookie deal and spend the money elsewhere. We're probably looking at another few years at least of hoping to steal a WC bid only to get blown out before you can clean house and try again. Even that doesn't look great if JJ is the one calling shots on the rebuild.

 

 

[markstanco 12571]

1 hour ago, DougO said:

Offensive line sucks.

Defensive line sucks.

Either Tolbert sucks or the coaching staff can't figure out how to use him properly while defenses are concentrating on Lamb. Doesn't seem all that complicated. Maybe partly both, but I think the scheming is the bigger problem. Even a schlub should get a few catches as the second wide out in a game like this.

GM definitely sucks. 

Niners were definitely beatable, about as beatable as they are ever going to see any time soon. Coaches suck.

 

So does ou

[kevwun 15764]

Dak is a scapegoat.  The team flat out sucks.  They are below average at all position groups outside of linebacker and cornerback (if they were all healthy).  Dak and Lamb's contracts are easy to point at, but those 2 aren't why they are losing games.  2 players can't overcome a shitty roster in the NFL.  All of the hate should be directed at Jones.  It really is all his fault.

Edited October 28 by kevwun

[Matuka 1310]

[Jameslaw121 4448]

5 hours ago, Deej said:

I don't know why people still watch them on television. 

We watched Hocus Pocus withe kids until 8 or so. Then I put the Cowboys game on and promptly feel asleep on the couch. Almost forgot to even check this score this morning. Got on espn.com to check what time the WS Series game started tonight, then remembered I didn't actually watch he game last night.

[Surly Bevo 24908]

25 minutes ago, Matuka said:

And the 3% team kicked the absolute shit out of the 12% team

[kingkoopa6 8347]

We barely scrapped by the <1% team 

[Hate 20106]

How many times did they show Jed York on the broadcast last night? 

[DigglerontheHoof 21183]

The Cowboys might not win 7 games this year.  They are pathetic. 

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

The Cowboys might not win 7 games this year.  They are pathetic. 

You think?  Perfect time to trade a first rounder for a washed up player hoping to turn things around. 

[Tired Horn 738]

Hey, at least we're still better than the Giants.

Probably.

Maybe. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

Jerrah = Boo-urns.

Edited October 29 by TheStoicPaisano

[kingkoopa6 8347]

lol Taco over TJ. 

[dcar00 14154]

8 hours ago, kevwun said:

Dak is a scapegoat.  The team flat out sucks.  They are below average at all position groups outside of linebacker and cornerback (if they were all healthy).  Dak and Lamb's contracts are easy to point at, but those 2 aren't why they are losing games.  2 players can't overcome a shitty roster in the NFL.  All of the hate should be directed at Jones.  It really is all his fault.

Oh please, Dak isn't a scapegoat.  He's absolutely part of the problem on the field.  His contract dictates he needs to play like a top 3 or 4 QB.  He's not even close to that.  But yes it is Jerry's fault for signing him to that contract since Dak wouldn't take less than everything he could and Jerry is too proud to let go of the QB he "found".  It was well within Dak's right to get everything he could and good for him. 

 

[futureman 22444]

36 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

lol Taco over TJ. 

Watt wasn’t a scheme fit!

[Iceman 2693]

On 10/28/2024 at 10:23 PM, dcar00 said:

Oh please, Dak isn't a scapegoat.  He's absolutely part of the problem on the field.  His contract dictates he needs to play like a top 3 or 4 QB.  He's not even close to that.  But yes it is Jerry's fault for signing him to that contract since Dak wouldn't take less than everything he could and Jerry is too proud to let go of the QB he "found".  It was well within Dak's right to get everything he could and good for him. 

 

Jerrah had the right to remain silent... just not the ability.

Tons of us said not to sign Dak at that price.  Fuck it...it's just money, and terrible QB play.

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

On 10/28/2024 at 10:23 PM, dcar00 said:

Oh please, Dak isn't a scapegoat.  He's absolutely part of the problem on the field.  His contract dictates he needs to play like a top 3 or 4 QB.  He's not even close to that.  But yes it is Jerry's fault for signing him to that contract since Dak wouldn't take less than everything he could and Jerry is too proud to let go of the QB he "found".  It was well within Dak's right to get everything he could and good for him. 

 

The bullshit thing is that Jerry had all the leverage (contract year, Dak wasn't planning on holding out) and he completely gave it away.  Just bad business. 

Let the year play out then work a deal.  What's the worst that could happen?  Dak plays great and earns top pay? Awesome!  

Alternatively if he sucks, like he does, let him walk or sign him at a discount.  

Unless we draft lights out, or can find someone stupid enough to take Dak's contract off our hands, we're gonna be bad for awhile. 

[gofuckyourself 8205]

On 10/28/2024 at 9:20 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

Jerrah = Boo-urns.

 

So the Cowboys will be represented by a fat, lazy, bumbling moron who is oblivious to the glaringly obvious situations of his life, and as a result continually offends and enrages the people around him?

Well, that's a stretch.

[gofuckyourself 8205]

On 10/28/2024 at 3:08 PM, Hate said:

How many times did they show Jed York on the broadcast last night? 

I mean he's only the CEO. He's not ALSO the best and only GM on the planet capable of guiding the 49ers.

So duh. You don't give airtime to a loser like that.

[DanTheHorn 4917]

On 10/28/2024 at 9:10 AM, Deej said:

I don't know why people still watch them on television. 

If they are losing toward the end of the game I watch for the schadenfreude. It makes me very happy to watch Jerry go through what I went through in the second half of the 90's and first couple of years of the 2000's. He finally is reaping what he sowed. We on the other hand stopped caring a long time ago. Don't get me wrong I will jump on that bandwagon if it ever comes close to going by me in my lifetime.