Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[DanTheHorn 4847]

31 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Unless we draft lights out, or can find someone stupid enough to take Dak's contract off our hands, we're gonna be bad for awhile. 

Please define for awhile.

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[kevwun 15131]

The draft has become a huge issue and they don't fill in roster holes with free agency.  You can't get better when that's the case.  There is no hope for the foreseeable future as long as Jerry is in control.

Edited 17 hours ago by kevwun

[DallasHorn26 582]

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Dallas will be trading for Anthony Richardson in three years.  

Written in the stars.

[Eskimohorn 5531]

Dallas will be trading for Anthony Richardson in three years.  
Written in the stars.

Dallas will fire McCarthy, Hire Deion, trade Dak, and trade up for Shadeur Sanders

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57 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

Dallas will fire McCarthy, Hire Deion, trade Dak, and trade up for Shadeur Sanders

Please let this happen, just for the hilarity and the schadenfreude

[Don Johnson 4720]

 

[gsoda3 3185]

That's good to see.  

[gofuckyourself 8022]

4 hours ago, speed817 said:

 

 

 

In a few years the only thing Dak will be missing more than the playoffs will be that hairline.

[Hermanator 6551]

If you're Dak, why not just sandbag the next 3 seasons then retire? You know deep down you aren't winning anything in this organization. The owners aren't trying to win. Why even bother more than the minimum? 

[Gene Parmesan 3947]

41 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

If you're Dak, why not just sandbag the next 3 seasons then retire? You know deep down you aren't winning anything in this organization. The owners aren't trying to win. Why even bother more than the minimum? 

Deep down there are only a handful of organizations that have a legit shot of winning something over the next few years.  Dallas isn't one of them along with a whole lot of other teams and players.  Do you think deep down everyone on the Giants, Jags, Titans, Jets, Colts, Raiders, Saints, Browns, or Panthers should just commit career suicide?  All these teams are just as lost, the Cowboys aren't unique in their ineptitude.

[Pam Cummings 9404]

27 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Deep down there are only a handful of organizations that have a legit shot of winning something over the next few years.  Dallas isn't one of them along with a whole lot of other teams and players.  Do you think deep down everyone on the Giants, Jags, Titans, Jets, Colts, Raiders, Saints, Browns, or Panthers should just commit career suicide?  All these teams are just as lost, the Cowboys aren't unique in their ineptitude.

Yep. Reality is most teams aren't actually trying to win. It's a business. A grift. Like religion, they get to you when you're young.

[DanTheHorn 4847]

9 hours ago, kevwun said:

The draft has become a huge issue and they don't fill in roster holes with free agency.  You can't get better when that's the case.  There is no hope for the foreseeable future as long as Jerry is in control.

In  the late 90s Erin Hogan said he would walk to Dallas if the Cowboys won a super bowl with Jerry at GM. He has yet to worry. 

[DanTheHorn 4847]

4 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Deep down there are only a handful of organizations that have a legit shot of winning something over the next few years.  Dallas isn't one of them along with a whole lot of other teams and players.  Do you think deep down everyone on the Giants, Jags, Titans, Jets, Colts, Raiders, Saints, Browns, or Panthers should just commit career suicide?  All these teams are just as lost, the Cowboys aren't unique in their ineptitude.

I would say the Cowboys under Jerry since his "I want the credit tantrum" are pretty unique in ineptitude. Although you picked a few organizations that are right there with Jerry.

Here are the top NFL playoff wins since 2000:

    New England Patriots: 30 wins, including 6 Super Bowl wins ¹
    Baltimore Ravens: 17 wins, including 2 Super Bowl wins ¹
    Kansas City Chiefs: 16 wins, including 3 Super Bowl wins ¹
    Philadelphia Eagles: 16 wins, including 1 Super Bowl win ¹
    Green Bay Packers: 15 wins, including 1 Super Bowl win ¹
    Pittsburgh Steelers: 15 wins, including 2 Super Bowl wins ¹
    Seattle Seahawks: 14 wins, including 1 Super Bowl win ¹
    San Francisco 49ers: 14 wins ¹
    Indianapolis Colts: 13 wins, including 1 Super Bowl win ¹
    New York Giants: 11 wins, including 2 Super Bowl wins ¹
    Los Angeles Rams: 10 wins, including 2 Super Bowl wins ¹
    New Orleans Saints: 10 wins, including 1 Super Bowl win ¹
    Tampa Bay Buccaneers: 9 wins, including 2 Super Bowl wins ¹
    Denver Broncos: 7 wins, including 3 Super Bowl wins ¹

    New York Jets: 6 wins
    Carolina Panthers: 6 wins
    Tennessee Titans: 5 wins

    Jacksonville Jaguars: 4 wins
    Las Vegas Raiders: 4 wins
    Dallas Cowboys: 4 wins ¹

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5 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

I would say the Cowboys under Jerry since his "I want the credit tantrum" are pretty unique in ineptitude. Although you picked a few organizations that are right there with Jerry.

Here are the top NFL playoff wins since 2000:

    New England Patriots: 30 wins, including 6 Super Bowl wins ¹
    Baltimore Ravens: 17 wins, including 2 Super Bowl wins ¹
    Kansas City Chiefs: 16 wins, including 3 Super Bowl wins ¹
    Philadelphia Eagles: 16 wins, including 1 Super Bowl win ¹
    Green Bay Packers: 15 wins, including 1 Super Bowl win ¹
    Pittsburgh Steelers: 15 wins, including 2 Super Bowl wins ¹
    Seattle Seahawks: 14 wins, including 1 Super Bowl win ¹
    San Francisco 49ers: 14 wins ¹
    Indianapolis Colts: 13 wins, including 1 Super Bowl win ¹
    New York Giants: 11 wins, including 2 Super Bowl wins ¹
    Los Angeles Rams: 10 wins, including 2 Super Bowl wins ¹
    New Orleans Saints: 10 wins, including 1 Super Bowl win ¹
    Tampa Bay Buccaneers: 9 wins, including 2 Super Bowl wins ¹
    Denver Broncos: 7 wins, including 3 Super Bowl wins ¹

    New York Jets: 6 wins
    Carolina Panthers: 6 wins
    Tennessee Titans: 5 wins

    Jacksonville Jaguars: 4 wins
    Las Vegas Raiders: 4 wins
    Dallas Cowboys: 4 wins ¹

Washington is nowhere to be found on that list.  They finally unfuck themselves by dumping their version of Jerry Jones and hey looky there, things seem to be turning around