Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[DanTheHorn 4903]

31 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Unless we draft lights out, or can find someone stupid enough to take Dak's contract off our hands, we're gonna be bad for awhile. 

Please define for awhile.

[speed817 19161]

 

 

[kevwun 15680]

The draft has become a huge issue and they don't fill in roster holes with free agency.  You can't get better when that's the case.  There is no hope for the foreseeable future as long as Jerry is in control.

Edited October 30 by kevwun

[DallasHorn26 585]

[PilotsError 2286]

Dallas will be trading for Anthony Richardson in three years.  

Written in the stars.

[Eskimohorn 5623]

Dallas will be trading for Anthony Richardson in three years.  
Written in the stars.

Dallas will fire McCarthy, Hire Deion, trade Dak, and trade up for Shadeur Sanders

[Teebox 89]

57 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

Dallas will fire McCarthy, Hire Deion, trade Dak, and trade up for Shadeur Sanders

Please let this happen, just for the hilarity and the schadenfreude

[Don Johnson 4745]

 

[gsoda3 3238]

That's good to see.  

[gofuckyourself 8164]

4 hours ago, speed817 said:

 

 

 

In a few years the only thing Dak will be missing more than the playoffs will be that hairline.

[Hermanator 6999]

If you're Dak, why not just sandbag the next 3 seasons then retire? You know deep down you aren't winning anything in this organization. The owners aren't trying to win. Why even bother more than the minimum? 

[Gene Parmesan 3993]

41 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

If you're Dak, why not just sandbag the next 3 seasons then retire? You know deep down you aren't winning anything in this organization. The owners aren't trying to win. Why even bother more than the minimum? 

Deep down there are only a handful of organizations that have a legit shot of winning something over the next few years.  Dallas isn't one of them along with a whole lot of other teams and players.  Do you think deep down everyone on the Giants, Jags, Titans, Jets, Colts, Raiders, Saints, Browns, or Panthers should just commit career suicide?  All these teams are just as lost, the Cowboys aren't unique in their ineptitude.

[Pam Cummings 9603]

27 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Deep down there are only a handful of organizations that have a legit shot of winning something over the next few years.  Dallas isn't one of them along with a whole lot of other teams and players.  Do you think deep down everyone on the Giants, Jags, Titans, Jets, Colts, Raiders, Saints, Browns, or Panthers should just commit career suicide?  All these teams are just as lost, the Cowboys aren't unique in their ineptitude.

Yep. Reality is most teams aren't actually trying to win. It's a business. A grift. Like religion, they get to you when you're young.

[DanTheHorn 4903]

9 hours ago, kevwun said:

The draft has become a huge issue and they don't fill in roster holes with free agency.  You can't get better when that's the case.  There is no hope for the foreseeable future as long as Jerry is in control.

In  the late 90s Erin Hogan said he would walk to Dallas if the Cowboys won a super bowl with Jerry at GM. He has yet to worry. 

[DanTheHorn 4903]

4 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Deep down there are only a handful of organizations that have a legit shot of winning something over the next few years.  Dallas isn't one of them along with a whole lot of other teams and players.  Do you think deep down everyone on the Giants, Jags, Titans, Jets, Colts, Raiders, Saints, Browns, or Panthers should just commit career suicide?  All these teams are just as lost, the Cowboys aren't unique in their ineptitude.

I would say the Cowboys under Jerry since his "I want the credit tantrum" are pretty unique in ineptitude. Although you picked a few organizations that are right there with Jerry.

Here are the top NFL playoff wins since 2000:

    New England Patriots: 30 wins, including 6 Super Bowl wins ¹
    Baltimore Ravens: 17 wins, including 2 Super Bowl wins ¹
    Kansas City Chiefs: 16 wins, including 3 Super Bowl wins ¹
    Philadelphia Eagles: 16 wins, including 1 Super Bowl win ¹
    Green Bay Packers: 15 wins, including 1 Super Bowl win ¹
    Pittsburgh Steelers: 15 wins, including 2 Super Bowl wins ¹
    Seattle Seahawks: 14 wins, including 1 Super Bowl win ¹
    San Francisco 49ers: 14 wins ¹
    Indianapolis Colts: 13 wins, including 1 Super Bowl win ¹
    New York Giants: 11 wins, including 2 Super Bowl wins ¹
    Los Angeles Rams: 10 wins, including 2 Super Bowl wins ¹
    New Orleans Saints: 10 wins, including 1 Super Bowl win ¹
    Tampa Bay Buccaneers: 9 wins, including 2 Super Bowl wins ¹
    Denver Broncos: 7 wins, including 3 Super Bowl wins ¹

    New York Jets: 6 wins
    Carolina Panthers: 6 wins
    Tennessee Titans: 5 wins

    Jacksonville Jaguars: 4 wins
    Las Vegas Raiders: 4 wins
    Dallas Cowboys: 4 wins ¹

[Surly Bevo 24861]

5 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

I would say the Cowboys under Jerry since his "I want the credit tantrum" are pretty unique in ineptitude. Although you picked a few organizations that are right there with Jerry.

Here are the top NFL playoff wins since 2000:

    New England Patriots: 30 wins, including 6 Super Bowl wins ¹
    Baltimore Ravens: 17 wins, including 2 Super Bowl wins ¹
    Kansas City Chiefs: 16 wins, including 3 Super Bowl wins ¹
    Philadelphia Eagles: 16 wins, including 1 Super Bowl win ¹
    Green Bay Packers: 15 wins, including 1 Super Bowl win ¹
    Pittsburgh Steelers: 15 wins, including 2 Super Bowl wins ¹
    Seattle Seahawks: 14 wins, including 1 Super Bowl win ¹
    San Francisco 49ers: 14 wins ¹
    Indianapolis Colts: 13 wins, including 1 Super Bowl win ¹
    New York Giants: 11 wins, including 2 Super Bowl wins ¹
    Los Angeles Rams: 10 wins, including 2 Super Bowl wins ¹
    New Orleans Saints: 10 wins, including 1 Super Bowl win ¹
    Tampa Bay Buccaneers: 9 wins, including 2 Super Bowl wins ¹
    Denver Broncos: 7 wins, including 3 Super Bowl wins ¹

    New York Jets: 6 wins
    Carolina Panthers: 6 wins
    Tennessee Titans: 5 wins

    Jacksonville Jaguars: 4 wins
    Las Vegas Raiders: 4 wins
    Dallas Cowboys: 4 wins ¹

Washington is nowhere to be found on that list.  They finally unfuck themselves by dumping their version of Jerry Jones and hey looky there, things seem to be turning around

[Hermanator 6999]

They've also been this terrible with 2 borderline franchise QBs back to back for the last 18 years. How do you not at least blind luck into one NFC title game in 18 years with a franchise QB? Even the Bears lucked into a super bowl appearance with Rex fucking Grossmann in that time. 

It's why I really wanted to see Dak leave after the season. If he was able to go to another team with some talent and get to an NFC title game that would seal the deal with more than the mountain of circumstantial evidence already available. 

And this bastard bought his historically inept ass in to cheapening the hall of fame. 

[Trey3216 15325]

On 10/28/2024 at 11:09 AM, Pam Cummings said:

If paying your QB top 5 money doesn't give you an automatic 9 or 10 win floor, you shouldn't do it. It's that simple.

In that case, have you looked at the record of the Dallas Cowboys in the years Dak has been the starting QB and he was not injured??   

[Pam Cummings 9603]

18 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

In that case, have you looked at the record of the Dallas Cowboys in the years Dak has been the starting QB and he was not injured??   

And he was being paid like a top 5 QB for all of those years?

[Trey3216 15325]

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

And he was being paid like a top 5 QB for all of those years?

For all but the first 4.  

[Texzilla58 4719]

50 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

They've also been this terrible with 2 borderline franchise QBs back to back for the last 18 years. How do you not at least blind luck into one NFC title game in 18 years with a franchise QB? Even the Bears lucked into a super bowl appearance with Rex fucking Grossmann in that time. 

It's why I really wanted to see Dak leave after the season. If he was able to go to another team with some talent and get to an NFC title game that would seal the deal with more than the mountain of circumstantial evidence already available. 

And this bastard bought his historically inept ass in to cheapening the hall of fame. 

I finally thought Jerry was taking care of all family business in 2024.  Fat Mike and all coaches contract in last year. Dak playing on final year.  CeeDee playing out.  Tons of cap room with lots of old talent contracts gone.  Trade some folks like parsons for more draft capital.  Great position for 2025.  
 

but Noooooo!  Jerry boofooed himself with that last minute Dak deal.  Rest of team sees it as stupidity and don’t play hard for him as they know a $ he gets is a $ they won’t.  And don’t be surprised when Jerry signs fat Mike to another contract.

[gofuckyourself 8164]

12 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Washington is nowhere to be found on that list.  They finally unfuck themselves by dumping their version of Jerry Jones and hey looky there, things seem to be turning around

100% correct. Get rid of the head fuck up in the organization and anyone halfway competent can turn it around quickly.

And in 1 or 2 seasons Washington can match Jerry's playoff success over the last quarter century.

[gsoda3 3238]

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

100% correct. Get rid of the head fuck up in the organization and anyone halfway competent can turn it around quickly.

And in 1 or 2 seasons Washington can match Jerry's playoff success over the last quarter century.

four. wins.  in a quarter century. we had just as many superbowls the previous quarter century as we do playoff wins this one. 

[Pam Cummings 9603]

11 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

For all but the first 4.  

Well, shit. I'll just sit back and enjoy my remaining 6 wins then.

[SurlyBDR 22695]

 

[demos 2993]

It’s a crossover meme:

[Pam Cummings 9603]

The Cowboys should hire Ben Johnson.

 

I know we'll get a retread and hate it, but that's what they should do.

Edited October 31 by Pam Cummings

[Underdog 28477]

The roided up sprinter? 

[kingkoopa6 8330]

On 10/30/2024 at 9:12 AM, speed817 said:

 

 

Cherry on top, if it ended with him saying here we goooooo

[Rex Kramer 1311]

3 hours ago, demos said:

It’s a crossover meme:

@Drew

[Hate 20104]

19 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

I would say the Cowboys under Jerry since his "I want the credit tantrum" are pretty unique in ineptitude. Although you picked a few organizations that are right there with Jerry.

Here are the top NFL playoff wins since 2000:

    New England Patriots: 30 wins, including 6 Super Bowl wins ¹
    Baltimore Ravens: 17 wins, including 2 Super Bowl wins ¹
    Kansas City Chiefs: 16 wins, including 3 Super Bowl wins ¹
    Philadelphia Eagles: 16 wins, including 1 Super Bowl win ¹
    Green Bay Packers: 15 wins, including 1 Super Bowl win ¹
    Pittsburgh Steelers: 15 wins, including 2 Super Bowl wins ¹
    Seattle Seahawks: 14 wins, including 1 Super Bowl win ¹
    San Francisco 49ers: 14 wins ¹
    Indianapolis Colts: 13 wins, including 1 Super Bowl win ¹
    New York Giants: 11 wins, including 2 Super Bowl wins ¹
    Los Angeles Rams: 10 wins, including 2 Super Bowl wins ¹
    New Orleans Saints: 10 wins, including 1 Super Bowl win ¹
    Tampa Bay Buccaneers: 9 wins, including 2 Super Bowl wins ¹
    Denver Broncos: 7 wins, including 3 Super Bowl wins ¹

    New York Jets: 6 wins
    Carolina Panthers: 6 wins
    Tennessee Titans: 5 wins

    Jacksonville Jaguars: 4 wins
    Las Vegas Raiders: 4 wins
    Dallas Cowboys: 4 wins ¹

The Broncos have only won 1 SB since 2000.

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

19 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

The Cowboys should hire Ben Johnson.

 

I know we'll get a retread and hate it, but that's what they should do.

I would like that

[General Colt 120]

20 hours ago, Underdog said:

The roided up sprinter? 

[futureman 22434]

On 10/31/2024 at 7:11 AM, Hermanator said:

 And this bastard bought his historically inept ass in to cheapening the hall of fame. 

he absolutely deserves to be in as an owner.  he's the most influential owner in the history of the game.

 

22 hours ago, Underdog said:

The roided up sprinter? 

I think he's coaching in the CFL.

[gofuckyourself 8164]

On 10/31/2024 at 1:30 PM, demos said:

It’s a crossover meme:

 

If Dak got to the Super Bowl, that would be something.

[boilerhorn 1340]

Elliott out tomorrow for disciplinary reasons.  Not that he would make a difference.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/42152540/source-cowboys-rb-elliott-due-disciplinary-reasons

ATLANTA -- Dallas Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott will not play Sunday against the Atlanta Falcons because of disciplinary reasons, a source told ESPN on Saturday.

Elliott was originally slated to be active for the game. He did not accompany the team on the charter flight Saturday. Elliott's agent, Rocky Arceneaux, could not be reached for comment.

[tx 3 putt 76571]

[kevwun 15680]

Oh no, who will run for 2 yards per carry?

[gofuckyourself 8164]

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/42154288/sources-players-want-traded-commanders-deadline

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It's a function of new ownership, a new front office, a new coaching staff and, maybe most importantly, rookie quarterback Jayden Daniels,

But don't worry, Jerruh has it under control

[cactusflinthead 27596]

18 hours ago, boilerhorn said:

Elliott out tomorrow for disciplinary reasons.  Not that he would make a difference.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/42152540/source-cowboys-rb-elliott-due-disciplinary-reasons

ATLANTA -- Dallas Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott will not play Sunday against the Atlanta Falcons because of disciplinary reasons, a source told ESPN on Saturday.

Elliott was originally slated to be active for the game. He did not accompany the team on the charter flight Saturday. Elliott's agent, Rocky Arceneaux, could not be reached for comment.

More on the reasons

 

[Knoxtnhorn 5966]

Well run program we've got here.

You know, in Europe fans have been known to force out owners.  It'd never happen here because even after the last 25 years, half the people in Dallas will be sporting Cowboy gear today.  

[kingkoopa6 8330]

Lookin forward to seeing Bijan career day 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1357]

Maybe we'll see a few paper bags covering heads in the crowd today, although I guess you'd need the network to show it. In any case, looking forward to another near comeback loss.

Edited November 3 by Irish Wrist Watch

[Horn80 6109]

That Atlanta #7 is really good.

[Braff Zacklin 13476]

If "we" lose because Bijan runs for 300 yards, I wouldn't be unhappy.

[Zeus 6006]

Is Diggs wearing like 8 chains while playing?

[Zeus 6006]

Names Turd

Turd Ferguson

[Zeus 6006]

3rd and 12 run the 7 yard in route

[Patrick Bateman 3910]

Man.... Zack Martin is so mid these days.  Sad to see after being elite for so many years.

[HRSchenker 2260]

Did I hear that correctly? The longest rush by the Cowboys this season is 13 yards?