Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Horn80 6016]

Zeke not missed.  Shocking

[Patrick Bateman 3864]

Aubrey.... our best player gets some points.  He'll be kicking for the Chiefs in 2 years.  2nd down play killed the drive.... it was there for about 6-7 yards if Martin picks up his block.  Bleh.  

[Patrick Bateman 3864]

Just now, Horn80 said:

Zeke not missed.  Shocking

Hate to say it, but they should cut him..... Let him go ring chasing.  The sad thing is, I'm not sure he would get picked up on an active roster, but hey, PS guys get rings too!!!!

[Horn80 6016]

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

Aubrey.... our best player gets some points.  He'll be kicking for the Chiefs in 2 years.  2nd down play killed the drive.... it was there for about 6-7 yards if Martin picks up his block.  Bleh.  

Good news is, so far, Dak made good throws.

[HRSchenker 2224]

Mike Zimmer is a fucking bum

[Patrick Bateman 3864]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Good news is, so far, Dak made good throws.

First down throws was the important thing I saw.  Too many drives we start with 1 down runs for 1 yard.  

[Mileslong 4677]

If they don’t quit playing this audio -storm warning I’m going to ruin a TV by throwing something through it

[Patrick Bateman 3864]

2 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Mike Zimmer is a fucking bum

Probably but he is coaching up a bad big 12 roster in terms of talent.  No DE talent, little IDL talent, the secondary is busted..... It's a bad job by the front office and then destroyed by injuries.  I don't think Zimmer has done himself many favors but it's hard to make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

Edited Sunday at 06:21 PM by Patrick Bateman

[dcar00 13961]

Bijan is going to destroy the cowboys.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9252]

Cousins and Bijan just knifed right through that "defense."

[tx 3 putt 75575]

this shit sucks 

[Braff Zacklin 13299]

2 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

it's hard to make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

OTOH, it's super easy to make chicken shit out of chicken salad.

Edited Sunday at 06:23 PM by Braff Zacklin

[Real Papi 970]

Way too easy no pressure on QB.  Bijan is going to make it look easy today.

Edited Sunday at 06:26 PM by Real Papi

[Horn80 6016]

Every fucking time.  Other than Aubrey, ST is shit.

[Real Papi 970]

All Dak seeing ghosts.  This guy is playing horrible no excuse missed wide open receiver.

[Patrick Bateman 3864]

Fucking Steele..... he sucks so hard.

[Braff Zacklin 13299]

First sack on Dak. Second sack, O-line said, "Hold our beer."

[Firemans4Horn 17261]

Looks like the Cowboys are about to get lapped. They suck. 

[DougO 5231]

OL is just crap right now.

[Real Papi 970]

Two sacks to Falcons already, it will be a long day if Dak sets there like a damn statue 

[dcar00 13961]

holy shit.  Dak is awful.  Late era Cam Newton/Famous Jameis vibes.

2 minutes ago, Real Papi said:

Two sacks to Falcons already, it will be a long day if Dak sets there like a damn statue 

he doesn't really have a choice.  he can't run.

[Knoxtnhorn 5908]

Atlanta came in with 6 sacks on the season.  Already have 2.

[dcar00 13961]

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

Atlanta came in with 6 sacks on the season.  Already have 2.

the OL is no bueno.

[Surly Bevo 24609]

The best thing about not caring enough about this team today to tune in exclusively to the game is that I can keep up with it on Red Zone and.....no political ads.

[Patrick Bateman 3864]

4 minutes ago, Real Papi said:

Two sacks to Falcons already, it will be a long day if Dak sets there like a damn statue 

The ankle injury really has fucked his athleticism.  He's a pretty poor scrambler these days after being an above-average one early in his career.  I think his lack of mobility is really hurting him with the shitiness of the OL in pass blocking.  He's got to be more definitive in taking off.  He's holding the ball too long.

Wow, this defense has absolutely no pass rush.  QBs have all day against the cowboys.  Zimmer does himself no favors by rushing just 4.

[LonghornJudas 1088]

[dcar00 13961]

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

The best thing about not caring enough about this team today to tune in exclusively to the game is that I can keep up with it on Red Zone and.....no political ads.

yep. I just swap to redzone as soon as they go to commercial.

[A’Dam Psycho 1436]

How tf are you not ready for the screen on 3rd and long. This whole staff needs to be fried

[tx 3 putt 75575]

 

[Horn80 6016]

There’s the Cousins I know.

[Firemans4Horn 17261]

Might want to jump on the ball Bijan. 

[Sgt Hulk 13537]

Have we forced anyone to punt this year?

[tx 3 putt 75575]

we’re back baby !!!!!

[LonghornJudas 1088]

Another field goal coming up to bring us within 1!

[Real Papi 970]

Big strip sack definitely needed that.  It would be nice to see the quick passes that were successful the first drive 

[Sgt Hulk 13537]

I see we are running the Quinn offense. I like it 

[dcar00 13961]

at least dowdle has a little burst.

[tx 3 putt 75575]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

I see we are running the Quinn offense. I like it 

 

if things aren’t working, you change the offense 

[Firemans4Horn 17261]

Tyler Guyton fucking sucks

[tx 3 putt 75575]

go for it 

[Real Papi 970]

This oline sucks.  Should have called TO before the last poorly blocked play.  

Edited Sunday at 06:44 PM by Real Papi

[tx 3 putt 75575]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Tyler Guyton fucking sucks

[Sgt Hulk 13537]

2 plays to get a single yard. That’s Dallas football 

[dcar00 13961]

thats always a problem with Dak.  He is just inaccurate.  even the easy throws are off.  that is a first down to Turd with a good throw.

[tx 3 putt 75575]

Just now, Real Papi said:

This oline sucks

[A’Dam Psycho 1436]

My God Guyton sucks

[Horn80 6016]

Pathetic 

[Firemans4Horn 17261]

[dcar00 13961]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Tyler Guyton fucking sucks

yep.  will be a bust.

[tx 3 putt 75575]