Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Sgt Hulk 13537]

I hate this fucking team so much. I hope the stadium collapses on the entire org and we start from scratch

[speed817 18926]

LOL.....I called jet sweep as soon as he went in motion lol

[GhostOfTomJoad 9252]

Lulz. What a suck ass play and execution.

[tx 3 putt 75575]

how in the fuck can five falcons be on him, behind the line of scrimmage 

 

and horrible play call

[Stunns38 3275]

lol, a slow developing 4th down call.

[dcar00 13961]

ballgame. 

[Real Papi 970]

Wow McCarthy has the worse game management ever.  Team is weak, blame Jerrah the ass hat, but come on man know your personnel.  Don’t give the game away.  🤦‍♂️ 

[Sgt Hulk 13537]

The falcons need to go deep right here 

[A’Dam Psycho 1436]

They run that goofy ass play all the time and it either gets blown up our the ball carrier has to break like 2 or 3 tackles to get a yd. McCarthy is a twat

[SpiralOut 1796]

6 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Might want to jump on the ball Bijan. 

Looked to me like the Dallas player was on the ground reaching for it and Bijan had zero time to jump on it so he just slapped it away.  

 

[Firemans4Horn 17261]

Maybe if the cowboys get blown out 10 more times Jerry will drop dead. 

[tx 3 putt 75575]

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:

lol, a slow developing 4th down call.

 

jr high football coaches know to not call that play 

[tx 3 putt 75575]

the back side was fully penetrated too 

fuck me 

[LonghornJudas 1088]

McCarthy slamming the Surface device as if it wasn't his fault. Love it.

[Sgt Hulk 13537]

I hope Bijan feasts and fat Mike drops dead 

[Braff Zacklin 13299]

Overshown!

 

He's been a lone bright spot. Deserves a better team, imo.

[Sgt Hulk 13537]

Overshown with years of practice against Bijan 

[dcar00 13961]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

the back side was fully penetrated too 

fuck me 

Hi, South Austin's Mom?

[LonghornJudas 1088]

Overshown is so damn good.

[A’Dam Psycho 1436]

Welp Texas players playing well

[Irish Wrist Watch 1340]

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I hate this fucking team so much. I hope the stadium collapses on the entire org and we start from scratch

Hey, thousands of innocent people would die... OTOH....

[dcar00 13961]

ATL will pick this up.

[Firemans4Horn 17261]

Nice missed tackle

[Horn80 6016]

McCarthy doesn’t have Rodgers to improvise his inept offense.  He sucks.

[mdmost 42501]

Wow. Wide open. 

[Firemans4Horn 17261]

Diggs is such a pussy

[Sgt Hulk 13537]

So easy   Please score 50

[GhostOfTomJoad 9252]

Walk in touchdown by Mooney.

[tx 3 putt 75575]

[LonghornJudas 1088]

Keystone fucking cops.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3788]

Lulz. Complete morons. 

[SpiralOut 1796]

That's easy work right there.

[Braff Zacklin 13299]

Dallas burned a timeout to prepare for that fourth-down play, btw.

[Knoxtnhorn 5908]

It's ok everyone.  Diggs knows football.

[Real Papi 970]

Wow, this is pathetic.  No excuse for player being that wide open.  

[dcar00 13961]

ha ha.  It is fun to watch McCarthy look at the alignment of the other teams offense like he can recognize anything.

[DixonHur 10862]

That's it.  I'm hitting the fan transfer portal.

Thinking about going to Green Bay since they are the only team without an "owner".

[Stunns38 3275]

Wow, this is pathetic.  No excuse for player being that wide open.  

Everyone knew that Cousins was going to attack him…well except the actual defense.

[Firemans4Horn 17261]

Blame the Temu tablet

[AbeFroman 2051]

This team's football IQ is potato.

[SpiralOut 1796]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Blame the Temu tablet

Man I hope someone turns that into a gif.  

[C-Man 26760]

Diggs is so overrated

[Knoxtnhorn 5908]

I hope Mike Leslie spends his entire word quota trashing Mr. I Know Football, then grabs his nuts.

[Firemans4Horn 17261]

lol, Diggs is trash

[Horn80 6016]

Reminds me of the wonderful Dave Campo years.

[dcar00 13961]

I laugh very hard at Jerry Jones thinking things like

1. Hey Mike Zimmer would be a good DC

2. We have a fucking inaccurate statue as a QB.  We should go with an aging vet, a shitty tackle and 3 rookies this year.

3. Zeke likes being a Cowboy.  we should pay him money to average 2 yards a carry.

[Firemans4Horn 17261]

Why is Dak barely able to keep the ball off the turf on out routes?

[Sgt Hulk 13537]

I love the casual Dak toss that barely makes it to the wide out 

[HRSchenker 2224]

That 18 yard run by Lamb is the longest rushing play of the year for the Cowboys.

[Firemans4Horn 17261]

$60mn and Dak can’t hit a tight end in the numbers.