Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[Sgt Hulk 13928]

I hate this fucking team so much. I hope the stadium collapses on the entire org and we start from scratch

[speed817 19514]

LOL.....I called jet sweep as soon as he went in motion lol

[GhostOfTomJoad 9379]

Lulz. What a suck ass play and execution.

[tx 3 putt 77647]

how in the fuck can five falcons be on him, behind the line of scrimmage 

 

and horrible play call

[Stunns38 3608]

lol, a slow developing 4th down call.

[dcar00 14437]

ballgame. 

[Real Papi 1004]

Wow McCarthy has the worse game management ever.  Team is weak, blame Jerrah the ass hat, but come on man know your personnel.  Don’t give the game away.  🤦‍♂️ 

[Sgt Hulk 13928]

The falcons need to go deep right here 

[A’Dam Psycho 1474]

They run that goofy ass play all the time and it either gets blown up our the ball carrier has to break like 2 or 3 tackles to get a yd. McCarthy is a twat

[SpiralOut 1818]

6 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Might want to jump on the ball Bijan. 

Looked to me like the Dallas player was on the ground reaching for it and Bijan had zero time to jump on it so he just slapped it away.  

 

[Firemans4Horn 18186]

Maybe if the cowboys get blown out 10 more times Jerry will drop dead. 

[tx 3 putt 77647]

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:

lol, a slow developing 4th down call.

 

jr high football coaches know to not call that play 

[tx 3 putt 77647]

the back side was fully penetrated too 

fuck me 

[LonghornJudas 1110]

McCarthy slamming the Surface device as if it wasn't his fault. Love it.

[Sgt Hulk 13928]

I hope Bijan feasts and fat Mike drops dead 

[Braff Zacklin 13670]

Overshown!

 

He's been a lone bright spot. Deserves a better team, imo.

[Sgt Hulk 13928]

Overshown with years of practice against Bijan 

[dcar00 14437]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

the back side was fully penetrated too 

fuck me 

Hi, South Austin's Mom?

[LonghornJudas 1110]

Overshown is so damn good.

[A’Dam Psycho 1474]

Welp Texas players playing well

[Irish Wrist Watch 1398]

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I hate this fucking team so much. I hope the stadium collapses on the entire org and we start from scratch

Hey, thousands of innocent people would die... OTOH....

[dcar00 14437]

ATL will pick this up.

[Firemans4Horn 18186]

Nice missed tackle

[Horn80 6171]

McCarthy doesn’t have Rodgers to improvise his inept offense.  He sucks.

[mdmost 43074]

Wow. Wide open. 

[Firemans4Horn 18186]

Diggs is such a pussy

[Sgt Hulk 13928]

So easy   Please score 50

[GhostOfTomJoad 9379]

Walk in touchdown by Mooney.

[tx 3 putt 77647]

[LonghornJudas 1110]

Keystone fucking cops.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

Lulz. Complete morons. 

[SpiralOut 1818]

That's easy work right there.

[Braff Zacklin 13670]

Dallas burned a timeout to prepare for that fourth-down play, btw.

[Knoxtnhorn 6071]

It's ok everyone.  Diggs knows football.

[Real Papi 1004]

Wow, this is pathetic.  No excuse for player being that wide open.  

[dcar00 14437]

ha ha.  It is fun to watch McCarthy look at the alignment of the other teams offense like he can recognize anything.

[DixonHur 11405]

That's it.  I'm hitting the fan transfer portal.

Thinking about going to Green Bay since they are the only team without an "owner".

[Stunns38 3608]

Wow, this is pathetic.  No excuse for player being that wide open.  

Everyone knew that Cousins was going to attack him…well except the actual defense.

[Firemans4Horn 18186]

Blame the Temu tablet

[AbeFroman 2240]

This team's football IQ is potato.

[SpiralOut 1818]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Blame the Temu tablet

Man I hope someone turns that into a gif.  

[C-Man 27293]

Diggs is so overrated

[Knoxtnhorn 6071]

I hope Mike Leslie spends his entire word quota trashing Mr. I Know Football, then grabs his nuts.

[Firemans4Horn 18186]

lol, Diggs is trash

[Horn80 6171]

Reminds me of the wonderful Dave Campo years.

[dcar00 14437]

I laugh very hard at Jerry Jones thinking things like

1. Hey Mike Zimmer would be a good DC

2. We have a fucking inaccurate statue as a QB.  We should go with an aging vet, a shitty tackle and 3 rookies this year.

3. Zeke likes being a Cowboy.  we should pay him money to average 2 yards a carry.

[Firemans4Horn 18186]

Why is Dak barely able to keep the ball off the turf on out routes?

[Sgt Hulk 13928]

I love the casual Dak toss that barely makes it to the wide out 

[HRSchenker 2275]

That 18 yard run by Lamb is the longest rushing play of the year for the Cowboys.

[Firemans4Horn 18186]

$60mn and Dak can’t hit a tight end in the numbers.