Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[perfectchaos007 6542]

3 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

That's it.  I'm hitting the fan transfer portal.

Thinking about going to Green Bay since they are the only team without an "owner".

Green Bay was also smart enough to fire McCarthy. Jerruh was dumb enough to hire him

[AbeFroman 2051]

You have got be kidding me

[GhostOfTomJoad 9252]

Dallas going deep into their bag of how to screw up momentum w/ the delay of game.

[LonghornJudas 1088]

Cook drunk?

[dcar00 13961]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Why is Dak barely able to keep the ball off the turf on out routes?

because he has always been inaccurate.  it was the main reason he was a 6th rounder.

[TOR 5217]

Dak showing the quarter billion $ wheels.

[HRSchenker 2224]

1 minute ago, HRSchenker said:

That 18 yard run by Lamb is the longest rushing play of the year for the Cowboys.

Dak just broke the season record! The $60 million dollar man ran for 22!

[Firemans4Horn 17261]

Nice penalty morons

[Stunns38 3275]

And of course

[TOR 5217]

I smell an interception brewing up here.

[Stunns38 3275]

Dak showing the quarter billion $ wheels.

Looked slower than Tom Brady, lol

[Fuck Tim Beck 3788]

Mental midgets. No discipline at all. 

[TOR 5217]

Holy shit a Keystone Kops touchdown runpassbobble.

[dcar00 13961]

holy fuck.  clown show.

[Firemans4Horn 17261]

Dak rewinds the clock

[AbeFroman 2051]

Just like you draw it up

[Stunns38 3275]

Crazy catch. Lucky they didn’t get called holding

[Sgt Hulk 13537]

The most difficult way to catch an easy pass. 

[tx 3 putt 75579]

Rico !!!!!!

[Horn80 6016]

Better lucky than good, I guess.

[LonghornJudas 1088]

LOL what a catch by Dowdle. Good kid.

[Real Papi 970]

Dowdle Plays with heart.  Glad he is lucky so far today.  This team desperately needed that TD.

Edited Sunday at 07:06 PM by Real Papi

[Gucci_Suit 2580]

Circus!

[dcar00 13961]

2 minutes ago, TOR said:

I smell an interception brewing up here.

almost...

[TOR 5217]

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:

Crazy catch. Lucky they didn’t get called holding

 

Just now, Horn80 said:

Better lucky than good, I guess.

Lucky on both counts, the fat guys were very grabby.  And we know they ain't good.

Just now, dcar00 said:

almost...

It's a macro that posts it every 10 minutes when Dallas is playing.

[tx 3 putt 75579]

atlanta DL beat every block on that td play

every fucking block, beat 

Edited Sunday at 07:11 PM by tx 3 putt

[TOR 5217]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

atlanta DL beat every block that td play

every fucking block, beat 

Every damn BLOCK?!

[dcar00 13961]

got to give it to Dak there.  Beebe, et al got beat bad.

[TOR 5217]

Fumble.  Damn, just a 1st down.

[Firemans4Horn 17261]

Impressive combo of shitty pass rush and shitty coverage on 3rd and 8. 

[C-Man 26760]

8 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

because he has always been inaccurate.  it was the main reason he was a 6th rounder.

4th

[Irish Wrist Watch 1340]

Dufus defender. That was a lateral, would have been ruled a fumble on review had the shithead had the presence to grab the ball and run with it

[TOR 5217]

Did I just see good defense?  

[kingkoopa6 8278]

Last 15 mins of real time we actually look like we know how to play 

[TOR 5217]

Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

Last 15 mins of real time we actually look like we know how to play 

Ok you saw it too.  I'm not actually going crazy.

[kingkoopa6 8278]

aw man. Should have threw that away. Not a dunk to ferg

[LonghornJudas 1088]

8 seconds. We're gonna fuck this up aren't we?

[Firemans4Horn 17261]

Cowboys 1 minute drill looks like something from 1955. 

[dcar00 13961]

that is a horrible use of a minute 10 seconds.

[TOR 5217]

Good job, you didn't need those 3 points anyway you fat idiot.

[dcar00 13961]

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Good job, you didn't need those 3 points anyway you fat idiot.

that was flat awful.  20 yards in a minute 10 sec. not one crossing route to try to get someone OOB or a seam to the TE.  2 dump offs and a 10 yard floater that gets our best WR hurt.

[AbeFroman 2051]

We waste more shit before the end of the half than any team I've ever seen.

[Patrick Bateman 3864]

22 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

atlanta DL beat every block that td play

every fucking block, beat 

Except Tyler Smith!!!!  This is wild.  Look at him just stoning his guy and the other 4 look like keystone cops.

Or still life, if you prefer.....

 

Edited Sunday at 07:29 PM by Patrick Bateman

[gofuckyourself 8066]

11 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

We waste more shit before the end of the half than any team I've ever seen.

And start the 2nd half like shit more.

Including a terrible fake punt!

How 'bout these morons?!

[AbeFroman 2051]

my god, what the hell

[GhostOfTomJoad 9252]

The fake punt that was an eyelash away from a pick six. Wow.

[dcar00 13961]

what a clown show.

[LonghornJudas 1088]

We're so fucking dumb.

[Horn80 6016]

Dumb

[Real Papi 970]

Wow McCarthy you just can’t be any dumber or can you?