Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[perfectchaos007 6713]

3 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

That's it.  I'm hitting the fan transfer portal.

Thinking about going to Green Bay since they are the only team without an "owner".

Green Bay was also smart enough to fire McCarthy. Jerruh was dumb enough to hire him

[AbeFroman 2937]

You have got be kidding me

[GhostOfTomJoad 9435]

Dallas going deep into their bag of how to screw up momentum w/ the delay of game.

[LonghornJudas 1113]

Cook drunk?

[dcar00 14600]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Why is Dak barely able to keep the ball off the turf on out routes?

because he has always been inaccurate.  it was the main reason he was a 6th rounder.

[TOR 5836]

Dak showing the quarter billion $ wheels.

[HRSchenker 2288]

1 minute ago, HRSchenker said:

That 18 yard run by Lamb is the longest rushing play of the year for the Cowboys.

Dak just broke the season record! The $60 million dollar man ran for 22!

[Firemans4Horn 18302]

Nice penalty morons

[Stunns38 3704]

And of course

[TOR 5836]

I smell an interception brewing up here.

[Stunns38 3704]

Dak showing the quarter billion $ wheels.

Looked slower than Tom Brady, lol

[Fuck Tim Beck 3851]

Mental midgets. No discipline at all. 

[TOR 5836]

Holy shit a Keystone Kops touchdown runpassbobble.

[dcar00 14600]

holy fuck.  clown show.

[Firemans4Horn 18302]

Dak rewinds the clock

[AbeFroman 2937]

Just like you draw it up

[Stunns38 3704]

Crazy catch. Lucky they didn’t get called holding

[Sgt Hulk 14092]

The most difficult way to catch an easy pass. 

[tx 3 putt 77920]

Rico !!!!!!

[Horn80 6240]

Better lucky than good, I guess.

[LonghornJudas 1113]

LOL what a catch by Dowdle. Good kid.

[Real Papi 1057]

Dowdle Plays with heart.  Glad he is lucky so far today.  This team desperately needed that TD.

Edited November 3 by Real Papi

[Gucci_Suit 2672]

Circus!

[dcar00 14600]

2 minutes ago, TOR said:

I smell an interception brewing up here.

almost...

[TOR 5836]

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:

Crazy catch. Lucky they didn’t get called holding

 

Just now, Horn80 said:

Better lucky than good, I guess.

Lucky on both counts, the fat guys were very grabby.  And we know they ain't good.

Just now, dcar00 said:

almost...

It's a macro that posts it every 10 minutes when Dallas is playing.

[tx 3 putt 77920]

atlanta DL beat every block on that td play

every fucking block, beat 

Edited November 3 by tx 3 putt

[TOR 5836]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

atlanta DL beat every block that td play

every fucking block, beat 

Every damn BLOCK?!

[dcar00 14600]

got to give it to Dak there.  Beebe, et al got beat bad.

[TOR 5836]

Fumble.  Damn, just a 1st down.

[Firemans4Horn 18302]

Impressive combo of shitty pass rush and shitty coverage on 3rd and 8. 

[C-Man 27347]

8 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

because he has always been inaccurate.  it was the main reason he was a 6th rounder.

4th

[Irish Wrist Watch 1413]

Dufus defender. That was a lateral, would have been ruled a fumble on review had the shithead had the presence to grab the ball and run with it

[TOR 5836]

Did I just see good defense?  

[kingkoopa6 8466]

Last 15 mins of real time we actually look like we know how to play 

[TOR 5836]

Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

Last 15 mins of real time we actually look like we know how to play 

Ok you saw it too.  I'm not actually going crazy.

[kingkoopa6 8466]

aw man. Should have threw that away. Not a dunk to ferg

[LonghornJudas 1113]

8 seconds. We're gonna fuck this up aren't we?

[Firemans4Horn 18302]

Cowboys 1 minute drill looks like something from 1955. 

[dcar00 14600]

that is a horrible use of a minute 10 seconds.

[TOR 5836]

Good job, you didn't need those 3 points anyway you fat idiot.

[dcar00 14600]

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Good job, you didn't need those 3 points anyway you fat idiot.

that was flat awful.  20 yards in a minute 10 sec. not one crossing route to try to get someone OOB or a seam to the TE.  2 dump offs and a 10 yard floater that gets our best WR hurt.

[AbeFroman 2937]

We waste more shit before the end of the half than any team I've ever seen.

[Patrick Bateman 3942]

22 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

atlanta DL beat every block that td play

every fucking block, beat 

Except Tyler Smith!!!!  This is wild.  Look at him just stoning his guy and the other 4 look like keystone cops.

Or still life, if you prefer.....

 

Edited November 3 by Patrick Bateman

[gofuckyourself 8675]

11 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

We waste more shit before the end of the half than any team I've ever seen.

And start the 2nd half like shit more.

Including a terrible fake punt!

How 'bout these morons?!

[AbeFroman 2937]

my god, what the hell

[GhostOfTomJoad 9435]

The fake punt that was an eyelash away from a pick six. Wow.

[dcar00 14600]

what a clown show.

[LonghornJudas 1113]

We're so fucking dumb.

[Horn80 6240]

Dumb

[Real Papi 1057]

Wow McCarthy you just can’t be any dumber or can you?