Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

[SpiralOut 1,813]

Bucs tried last week and failed and Dallas thought, "But maybe it can work for us?"

[gofuckyourself 8,202]

Just now, SpiralOut said:

Bucs tried last week and failed and Dallas thought, "But maybe it can work for us?"

Absolutely. With punter who's thrown an NFL pass twice. What could go wrong?

[mdmost 42,999]

Bijan is so special. 

[Real Papi 988]

Bijan heating up.  Dumb McCarthy 

[gofuckyourself 8,202]

Longhorn on Longhorn violence with Overshown tackling Bijan.

[Real Papi 988]

DMO says not so fast Bijan.  

[Chips O'Toole 1,322]

Haha holy shit, just have your punter sling it it out on a 15 yard out right into coverage. Masterful. 

[Real Papi 988]

Damn so sad no pressure.  Cousins had all day.

[Sgt Hulk 13,713]

There’s nothing easier than passing against Dallas.  It’s like throwing against air 

[Firemans4Horn 18,034]

I think the cowboys halftime is just Mike McCarthy making the team watch him take an upper decker. 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,323]

Cousins had all day to go through his options.

[dcar00 14,151]

zero pressure.

[gofuckyourself 8,202]

Lol, I could have completed that TD pass. How does a dude in the EZ get that wide open?

I know. The answer is Cowboys.

[Zeus 6,012]

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Lol, I could have completed that TD pass. How does a dude in the EZ get that wide open?

I know. The answer is Cowboys.

Also Cousins had 10 seconds with nobody even close to him to throw

[Zeus 6,012]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

There’s nothing easier than passing against Dallas.  It’s like throwing against air 

Well running is easier against Dallas too…

 

Seriously though, how does Dallas move forward from here with the big contracts all given out to “big names” that don’t do shit?

they are kinda fucked for 2-3 years from now unless they pull the plug big time and start over. 

[Horn80 6,114]

Jerrah’s ego can’t handle this level of incompetence created by himself, so McCarthy is fired.

[TOR 5,528]

And yet I can't look away.   

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1,501]

“Let’s just have our punter throw a 20 yard back shoulder fade. Seems like he would be good at that”

[SpiralOut 1,813]

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Lol, I could have completed that TD pass. How does a dude in the EZ get that wide open?

I know. The answer is Cowboys.

Yeah, I think the window for the Cowboys is closed.  You gotta make something out of those 12 win seasons besides getting embarrassed in the first round of the playoffs.  

[gofuckyourself 8,202]

Just now, TOR said:

And yet I can't look away.   

I'm watching to see Bijan break 150.

[TOR 5,528]

When Turd is false-starting, all is lost.

[Sgt Hulk 13,713]

Everyone throwing haymakers is getting annoying that dude had no reason to do that to a dude laying on the ground I hope some hands get broken 

[dcar00 14,151]

every receiver has to jump and dive and reach for every pass.  maybe we can hit someone in stride once please.

[SpiralOut 1,813]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Everyone throwing haymakers is getting annoying that dude had no reason to do that to a dude laying on the ground I hope some hands get broken 

That's Landman.  He was good last year, but he's been ass this entire season.  He won't be around much longer.  

 

[TOR 5,528]

Absolute clown show.  Good grief.

[AbeFroman 2,154]

unfuckingbelievable

 

[Firemans4Horn 18,034]

You could get a 7th grader to close his eyes and randomly pick a Madden play and they would have more success on 4th down than Fat Mike this season. 

[gofuckyourself 8,202]

LOL

12 men in the huddle.

How aggy. In multiple meanings.

[Radical Larry 28,540]

This team is so fucking dumb. It starts at the top. 

[perfectchaos007 6,622]

We are the dumbest team with the dumbest coaches and the stupidest owner

[Mo Horn 8,824]

They are the definition of a clusterfuck

[TOR 5,528]

The counting graphic is pretty cool.

[SpiralOut 1,813]

Twelve in the huddle! 🤣

[dcar00 14,151]

really how can you not fire McCarthy?

[Sgt Hulk 13,713]

These are fucking professional athletes making millions of fucking dollars and can’t even huddle correctly.  Fuck this entire team 

[kingkoopa6 8,344]

Embarrassing 

[DougO 5,243]

I wouldn't be shocked to see McCarthy fired this week. The fake punt call, sending out 12 players on 4th and 1 and not recognizing. 

He's gone after this year anyway.

[Horn80 6,114]

Sometimes I wonder if some Cowboys are on the take.  

[tokamak 6,391]

6 yard pass on 3rd and 7 followed by 12 men on the field before the 4th down play. Very cool, guys. 

[dcar00 14,151]

Just now, Horn80 said:

Sometimes I wonder if some Cowboys are on the take.  

that is the sad thing.  These guys are actually trying.

[Pimphand 5,732]

Just now, Horn80 said:

Sometimes I wonder if some Cowboys are on the take.  

Yes just the legal version where the asshat signs them to stupid contracts haha

[SameSame 1,704]

Get Cook and Zeke off this damn football team.  Damn dead weight.

[dcar00 14,151]

1 minute ago, DougO said:

I wouldn't be shocked to see McCarthy fired this week. The fake punt call, sending out 12 players on 4th and 1 and not recognizing. 

He's gone after this year anyway.

my guess is Jerry will wait until they have 6 losses and can't make the playoffs.

[Sgt Hulk 13,713]

99 yard TD drive coming up 

[TOR 5,528]

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Sometimes I wonder if some Cowboys are on the take.  

I would rather they be crooked than actually being this bad at the game of foobaw.  It would hurt less.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

99 yard TD drive coming up 

Son of bitch shit.

[AbeFroman 2,154]

Of course, of fucking course

[gofuckyourself 8,202]

Damn good tackling.

Just all phases are firing.

Backfiring, but still, that's firing.

[Sgt Hulk 13,713]

If Dallas gets pinned to the 1 it’s a safety 

[dcar00 14,151]

ha. earning the number.

[Horn80 6,114]

Just now, TOR said:

I would rather they be crooked than actually being this bad at the game of foobaw.  It would hurt less.

Several years ago, I was convinced they had CB that was.  Forgot his name but played for them many years and finally got traded.